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Drilling into metal support post

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 7th December 2013 09:20 PM

75mm, angel, beam, centre, cheers, drilling, external, fasten, fix, holds, house, length, metal, plaster, post, read, renovateforum.com, running, screws, support, thread, upstairs, weaken

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Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2013 09:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

A Christmas Tale

Started by chambezio, 14th December 2011 11:07 PM

accidentally, angel, beautiful, broke, broom, christmas, cider, day, discovered, drank, dropped, eaten, elves, floor, found, frustration, glass, hidden, hundreds, jug, kitchen, liquor, mice, pieces, santa, straw, tale, toys, tree, yanked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2011 05:18 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Guardian Angel

Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2010 03:15 PM

angel, bad, bricks, calls, car, day, fall, guardian, hears, imagined, obeys, past, questions, road, shouts, skids, step, stops, suddenly, ton, voice, walking, warn, wedding, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2010 03:15 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

My wife R A T F L H A O

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th July 2009 11:33 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

15.5, angel, angle, bed, bevel, changing, deg, digital, domestic, duties, finished, gauge, hospital, inches, job, morning, overboard, overhang, pre, reckon, relay, set, sheets, spot, spotted, tape, thinghyi, tuck, wife, wrong

Replies: 39
Views: 4,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2009 08:31 PM; by watson

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Few Funnies for the Day

Started by Shrek3, 21st April 2009 10:12 PM

angel, balding, bright, bushes, crap, curiosity, day, emerged, female, fifteen, funnies, grinning, grins, guy, head, hold, life, male, minutes, pigeon, sending, soldier, statue, statues, time, walks, wide, widely, winking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2009 10:12 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

A Xmas "story"

Started by gawdelpus, 17th December 2008 09:43 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cupboard, day, discovered, drank, dropped, eaten, elves, floor, found, frustration, hidden, hundreds, jug, kitchen, liquor, mice, rum, santa, shot, story, straw, toys, tree, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:39 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Dolly Parton

Started by fenderbelly, 16th May 2008 10:43 AM

admitted, angel, beats, creations, day, dolly, elizabeth, explain, flush, flushed, flushes, gates, god, gods, heaven, immediately, lever, majesty, matter, outraged, pair, parton, pearly, perfect, pulled, queen, royal, simply, toilet, word

Replies: 7
Views: 3,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 02:16 AM; by BobL

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JOKES

The admittance policy

Started by Wood Butcher, 28th January 2008 04:21 PM

admittance, angel, angels, apartment, bad, balcony, broke, bushes, day, die, died, fell, fingers, fingertips, gate, ground, guy, heaven, howard, inside, instantly, johnnie, moment, naked, policy, refrigerator, shane, trees, warne, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 04:19 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Gettin' Even

Started by Black Ned, 30th October 2007 03:39 PM

angel, branches, bushes, crap, dashed, deal, emerged, female, fifteen, gettin, giggling, grins, head, hold, it`s, i`ll, i`m, laughter, life, male, minutes, pigeon, shaking, shortly, statue, statues, time, wide, widely, winking

Replies: 0
Views: 938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 03:39 PM; by Black Ned

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JOKES

Cutting Scribed internal corners on skirting boards.

Started by bpj1968, 4th June 2007 04:24 PM

45°, 89°, 90°, angel, angle, bits, board, boards, butt, coping, corner, corners, cut, cutting, exposed, grain, internal, joint, length, marked, mdf, mitre, paralell, photo, resulting, scribed, skirting, stuff, tilt, wall

Replies: 6
Views: 12,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 07:02 PM; by scooter

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Painting tight angle

Started by Mcblurter, 17th September 2007 02:05 PM

angel, angle, brush, ceiling, cheers, degrees, gadgets, harder, luck, lucky, mcblurter, paint, painting, search, special, spelling, tight, tips, wall, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 06:11 PM; by munruben

Forum:
PAINTING

Darling

Started by munruben, 20th September 2007 03:27 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 05:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Quicky

Started by echnidna, 13th March 2007 06:11 PM

angel, breath, bushes, care, change, day, eagerly, ensues, fifteen, giggling, head, hold, hundred, laughing, left, life, minutes, nude, patiently, pigeon, positions, quicky, replies, return, rustle, shrubbery, tells, thinking, time, waits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2007 06:18 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

The Angel on top of the Christmas Tree

Started by Wood Butcher, 7th December 2006 08:38 PM

ailing, angel, bottle, broke, capuccino, chaser, christmas, coffee, cupboard, door, dropped, elves, fat, found, frustration, hacked, hit, holding, house, hump, left, pot, reindeer, santa, settled, top, totally, toys, tree, whisky

Replies: 2
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 03:43 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Santa's Bad Day

Started by Groggy, 22nd December 2005 10:34 AM

accidentally, angel, apple, bad, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cup, cupboard, day, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, found, frustration, hidden, house, hundreds, irritable, liquor, pieces, pot, rum, santa, shot, toys, tree

Replies: 1
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2005 01:39 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

milk on her head

Started by Farm boy, 21st November 2005 07:02 AM

,new, angel, bath, bed, children, dad, daughter, day, drink.o, elizabeth, greg, head, heads, hopfully, hot, kitchen, laughing, lovely, milk, pink, poor, pyjamas, remember, somthing, step, time, wasted, whilst, wife, wishes

Replies: 5
Views: 2,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 10:47 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Pancakes

Started by fxst, 16th August 2005 06:52 PM

angel, appeared, arrived, boy, breakfast, brenda, child, confidently, declared, doctor, examining, exclaimed, explained, father, gee, health, hesitation, middle, morning, mum, pancakes, replied, rest, six-year-old, solve, son, stack, steve, table, warm

Replies: 4
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 10:44 PM; by joseph84

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JOKES

Bath/Shower Wall Lining Question

Started by JamesD, 24th April 2005 03:26 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

501, angel, apply, assuming, base, bath or shower, corner, correct, external, flashing, grateful, internal, lining, lip, offer, planned, question, recessed, shower/spa, sikaflex, silicone, slowly, spa, steel, tile, trays, vertical, villaboard, wall, waterproofing

Replies: 16
Views: 4,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2005 06:31 PM; by JamesD

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Is dat you?

Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:53 AM

angel, appeared, bushes, continue, couple, dat, emerged, female, fifteen, giggling, head, hold, life, listened, looked, male, minutes, pigeon, puzzled, rustling, satisfied, smiled, smiling, snapping, statue, statues, time, twigs, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2004 05:36 AM; by popawisky

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JOKES

Oops!

Started by fxst, 19th June 2004 11:11 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2004 11:11 PM; by fxst

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JOKES

A Christmas Angel

Started by ozbeast, 19th December 2002 06:54 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cupboard, day, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, floor, found, frustration, grow, hidden, hundreds, kitchen, liquor, merry, pieces, pot, rum, santa, shot, straw, toys, tree

Replies: 0
Views: 2,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2002 06:54 PM; by ozbeast

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A Woodies Yarn

Angels

Started by Richard Casey, 9th December 2002 11:36 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2002 11:36 PM; by Richard Casey

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JOKES

Male Viewpoints

Started by John Saxton, 15th February 2001 10:20 PM

alive, angel, birthday, classifiedwife, created, day, define, effective, forget, god, guy, hundred, laundry, letters, lucky, male, marriage?anexpensive, married, mine, mines, proudly, received, remember, rested, son, viewpoints, wanted.next, wife, wifes, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2001 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Christmas Cheer

Started by DonN, 8th December 2000 05:15 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, cheer, christmas, coffee, cup, cupboard, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, found, frustrated, hid, house, hundreds, liquor, lovely, pot, santa, shot, stick, top, toys, tradition, tree, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2000 05:15 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

A laugh a minute

Started by John Saxton, 12th November 2000 08:49 PM

18pounds.so, angel, babies, baby, box, christmas, claus, cries, doctor, girl, james, laugh, minute, outside.hi, pulling, putting, refused, replied.on, researchers, saidgood, santa, saved, standing, top, tradition, tree, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2000 08:49 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

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Drilling into metal support post

A Christmas Tale

Guardian Angel

My wife R A T F L H A O

Few Funnies for the Day

A Xmas "story"

Dolly Parton

The admittance policy

Gettin' Even

Cutting Scribed internal corners on skirting boards.

Painting tight angle

Darling

Quicky

The Angel on top of the Christmas Tree

Santa's Bad Day

milk on her head

Pancakes

Bath/Shower Wall Lining Question

Is dat you?

Oops!

A Christmas Angel

Angels

Male Viewpoints

Christmas Cheer

A laugh a minute