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Preganancy ... so she like to say

Started by DaveTTC, 30th January 2014 03:15 PM

art, confirm, cowboy, dave, dear, decided, digits, dropped, hypochondriac, incorrect, mail, message, move, penny, phone, pin, preganancy, pregnant, process, promts, repeated, repeating, round, set, step-daughter, technology, times, voice, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 1,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2014 01:30 AM; by doug3030

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Candle

Started by Rodgera, 23rd January 2013 07:00 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2013 07:00 PM; by Rodgera

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Indian indeces

Started by Bushmiller, 12th January 2013 07:47 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

baby, boy, boys, deer, elk, equal, hides, hippopotamus, indeces, indian, paul, pregnant, prove, rolleyes, skin, slept, sons, squaw, squaws, twin

Replies: 26
Views: 2,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2013 08:11 PM; by Rodgera

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Gday....FINALLY!!

Started by manz, 30th October 2012 01:16 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2012 09:57 AM; by manz

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The annual checkup

Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:31 PM

accidentally, annual, appeared, avid, boar, bush, checkup, child, continued, dead, doctor, dropped, dumbfounded, exclaimed, front, grabbed, handle, happened, hurry, impossible, pregnant, queried, raised, replied, rifle, shot, squeezed, suddenly, umbrella, wild

Replies: 0
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2012 04:31 PM; by MBM888

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Medical Info Women Should Know

Started by RETIRED, 20th January 2012 07:23 AM

baby, babys, bottle, bought, bumper, childbirth, college, crazy, drive, driving, empty, estrogen, feel, hows, ibuprofen, info, issues, labor, landed, medical, months, phone, pregnant, scheming, space, sticker, time, understand, wife, women

Replies: 14
Views: 1,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2012 06:31 PM; by munruben

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Matt finish for milk paint

Started by hatchy, 31st October 2011 12:33 PM

2tsup, bub, change, cheers, chest, coat, colour, drawers, durable, finish, finished, guys, lines, matt, milk, natural, pain, paint, pregnant, realise, recommend, shes, stand, tear, top, traditional, wear, weeks, white, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2011 02:35 AM; by dr4g0nfly

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Urgent help to remove varnish odour for wife with hooping cough

Started by Woodgrub, 20th April 2011 08:23 AM

activate, activated, appreciated, baby, baby’s, bringing, caesarean, compromise, cough, dear, desperate, entered, finish, furniture, have;, hooping, i’m, odour, possibly, pregnant, remove, solution, stomach, throat, urgent, varnish, weeks, wife, wound, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 4,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2011 07:06 PM; by Woodgrub

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Turpentine vs. Holy Water

Started by Woodwould, 18th April 2011 11:40 AM

ar5e, baby, boy, called, cats, davidson, footpath, harley, healthy, holy, liquid, pass, powerful, pregnant, priest, replied, rise, rub, shell, sitting, sonny, tummy, turpentine, turps, watching, water, water;, womans, world, world;

Replies: 9
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2011 11:09 AM; by Rodgera

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Acrylic primer not adhering to painted surface - what am I doing wrong?

Started by LotteBum, 31st October 2010 04:29 PM

acrylic, adhering, advance, applied, bit, buffet, condition, daughter, dulux, fan, fire, hell, hoping, husband, job, lotte, paint, painted, peeling, pregnant, primer, putty, remove, restoring, sanded, sort, stick, stripper, surface, wrong

Replies: 11
Views: 3,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2010 10:08 PM; by LotteBum

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FINISHING

London Times Obituary

Started by hughie, 10th September 2010 01:20 PM

abortion, aspirin, assault, beating, burglar, children, churches, common, consent, declined, defend, disciplining, failed, home, live, london, lost, lotion, obituary, parental, parents, pregnant, required, sense, student, sue, sun, times, treatment, unruly

Replies: 1
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2010 09:29 PM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

she was just a weeeee

Started by groverwa, 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, months, morning, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, scotsman, shes, suggested, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 902

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM; by groverwa

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Pregnant Pause

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2010 12:19 PM

burst, children, clipboard, continued, demanded, doctor, doctors, examination, grandchildren, grown, hall, hallway, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, minutes, office, pause, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, stopped, story, terry, told, woman, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2010 07:14 PM; by mjmjm

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Obituary. Not really a joke...

Started by Woodwould, 21st September 2009 01:01 PM

administer, aspirin, assault, beating, burglar, children, common, criminals, declined, defend, disciplining, failed, finally, home, inform, joke, live, lost, lotion, obituary, parents, pregnant, schools, sense, student, student;, sue, sun, unruly, victims

Replies: 3
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2009 12:17 AM; by Woodwould

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Little Johnny and his turpentine

Started by Woodwould, 17th September 2009 03:22 PM

4rse, baby, belly, bottle, boy, bubbles, called, cats, davidson, footpath, harley, healthy, holy, johnny, liquid, pass, powerful, pregnant, priest, replied, rub, shaking, shell, sitting, turpentine, watching, water, womans, world, world;

Replies: 4
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2009 09:54 PM; by AlexS

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Pregnant woman in tram.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th July 2009 11:40 AM

allan, barry, bit, gentleman, immediately, knocks, lady, minutes, pregnant, relinquished, replied, reservations, seat, seated, tram, uncomfortable, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2009 11:40 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Aussie Blondes

Started by wheelinround, 4th July 2009 06:16 PM

amazed, aussie, baby, blonde, blondes, breathing, day, driveway, easy, excitedly, happier, happy, heavily, heck, home, iga, joy, jumping, kit, love, news, pregnancy, pregnant, running, starting, stopped, tests, told, twin-pack, twins

Replies: 4
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2009 07:52 AM; by AUSSIE

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Important Health Advice for Women

Started by Woodwould, 4th June 2009 11:20 AM

advice, blanc, consumption, control, dancing, dehydration, desire, dry, effects, erotic, grandeur, headache, health, important, incarceration, living, loss, lustfulness, motor, mouth, nausea, nursing, pregnant, sauvignon, shyness, sing, table, virginity, vomiting, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2009 12:59 PM; by Woodwould

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If Men got pregnant...

Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2009 01:37 PM

1000, bags, bed, briefcases, clothes, commitment, cream, dates, diaper, entire, entrees, fashion, home, ice, include, line, main, men, paternity, pickles, pregnancy, pregnant, restaurants, rule, sons, stay, suits, talk, women, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:25 PM; by joe greiner

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Lamaze Class

Started by Rodgera, 2nd April 2009 06:09 PM

activity, bad, bag, class, couple, delight, dropped, feel, feels, honey, husband, husbands, idea, instructor, lamaze, pen, pick, pregnant, replied, requiring, sand, shrugged, started, stood, wear, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2009 06:41 PM; by Shrek3

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Kitchen Cupboard and Drawer Handles?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 3rd March 2009 12:50 PM

basket, choose, choosing, cupboard, drawer, fitting, handles, have.b, job, keen, kitchen, kitchenroll, mind, people, potatoes, pregnant, read, renovateforum.com, selection, tea, teau, thread, time, website, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 2,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2009 12:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Is it a boy or a girl?! Who knows...but I'm going to be a Dad!

Started by jackliveshere, 23rd January 2009 09:59 AM

2tsup, announce, baby, birth, boy, cheers, crack, crib, dad, decided, dunno, excited, girl, hands, hot, knowsbut, love, nice, pregnant, projects, red, scan, screen, tangible, time, ultra, wife, wise, woodwork, yesterday

Replies: 7
Views: 1,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2009 11:56 AM; by GEEHARD

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Twin Boys

Started by routermaniac, 22nd January 2009 08:50 PM

adrenaline, anounce, babies, born, boys, couple, dad, deprivation, forum, guys, hours, issue, major, marios, mum, oodoh, pics, pleased, pregnant, reasons, sleep, tired, twin, twins, week, weeks, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2009 10:53 AM; by RufflyRustic

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Instant cure

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th December 2008 10:29 AM

allan, caught, clinic, cure, doctor, fellow, hiccups, hysterical, informed, instant, left, mates, minutes, pregnant, premises, replied, screaming, severe, smith, true, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2008 10:29 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Mike and his pregnant wife

Started by WoodJunky, 16th October 2008 08:38 PM

attracting, baby, beautiful, begins, child, cuts, daughter, delivers, doctor, electricity, father, finish, hold, holds, inspection, interrupts, lantern, light, mike, mikes, minute, night, praised, pregnant, proud, running, set, wait, water, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2008 04:42 AM; by rrich

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Red necks

Started by Bosshogg, 1st September 2008 07:30 PM

advice, afternoon, ago, bahamas, billy, bob, bout, darned, earlene, gonna, hawaii, luther, necks, pregnant, ready, reckon, red, rolleyes, rolleyesdohdoh, suggested, tahiti, taking, talking, tells, told, vacation

Replies: 2
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 07:59 PM; by weisyboy

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True Storey

Started by Shutterbug, 16th August 2008 12:54 PM

boy, boys, break, fat, habit, hell, mother, opposite, pregnant, repeatedly, sits, sitting, storey, sucking, tells, thumb, train, true, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2008 10:55 PM; by Shrek3

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Pregnancy

Started by munruben, 21st May 2008 10:21 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 06:52 PM; by wheelinround

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Birth of first child

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th May 2008 01:52 PM

allan, birth, calendar, child, desk, gently, glass, glasses, head, home, hospital, husband, magnifying, months, navel, obstetrician, pregnant, pressed, question, questions, read, rubber, stamp, stamping, stole, time, visiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 01:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The Truth About Ageing

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th May 2008 08:52 AM

60+, afternoon, age, ageing, basement, busy, car, common, finish, forget, handy, live, memory, menopause, olds, parked, parking, people, pregnant, retrieving, short, sleep, soundly, storing, term, tools, truth, valet, valets, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,797

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 11:00 AM; by Ozkaban

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active borers

Started by sundancewfs, 12th April 2008 01:43 PM

active, batts, blitz, borer, borers, calling, ceiling, controller, dust, fresh, holes, insulation, joist, joists, moment, pest, pin, pregnant, process, removing, roof, treat, wife, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 08:06 AM; by sundancewfs

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Bubba's Sister's Kids...

Started by Eli, 13th January 2008 07:01 PM

answers, beautiful, boy, boys, brother, bubba, bubba;, bubbas, caused, coma, deep, denephew, denise, doctor, dohno, expecting, fall, girls, guess, idiot, kids, months, mother, pregnant, replies, sister, woman, worst, wow, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 05:53 PM; by Eli

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Queensland Farmer

Started by Terry B, 11th January 2008 12:09 PM

$150, $200, borrow, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, daughter, door, farmer, finally, greg, helps, home, mate, message, moment, mum, pig, pregnant, queensland, replied, shifting, talk, tools, town, uncomfortably

Replies: 1
Views: 1,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:25 PM; by Big Shed

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Mum Ignored Baby's Broken Bones

Started by Metal Head, 30th November 2007 09:09 PM

$2003, baby, babys, bones, broken, care, caused, chest, child, court, daughter, fourth, fractured, hospital, injuries, injury, judge, kingham, limbs, medical, months, mother, mum, pregnant, ribs, sentencing, severe, told, weeks, woman$

Replies: 7
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 11:54 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Unwanted pregnancy

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th November 2007 09:22 AM

chart, children, clinic, confronted, continued, doctor, examination, grandchildren, grown, happened, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, medical, minutes, patients, pregnancy, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, started, told, unwanted, visited, wallen, woman, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:44 AM; by munruben

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Is yer dad home

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 13th November 2007 11:30 PM

$150, $200, borrow, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, daughter, door, farmer, farmhouse, finally, greg, helps, home, message, minutes, moment, mum, pig, pregnant, replied, talk, tools, town, uncomfortably, yer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 08:43 PM; by scooter

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Visit to the Docs #2

Started by Dusty, 28th October 2007 01:12 AM

announces, attractive, baby, bowel, cancer, changing, check, chick, doc, docs, doctor, doctors, god, guess, head, instruments, joy, late, months, nappies, pregnant, shakes, time, twenties, visit, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 01:12 AM; by Dusty

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Spagetti

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 9th October 2007 11:01 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 11:01 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Grandparents & grandkids

Started by wheelinround, 9th October 2007 09:10 AM

alike, babies, billy, boy, child, children, correct, day, fire, front, girl, grandchildren, granddaughter, grandkids, grandma, grandmother, grandpa, grandparents, grandson, heard, home, means, pregnant, putting, replied, school, started, teacher, told, truck

Replies: 2
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 03:45 PM; by munruben

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Relations

Started by fenderbelly, 7th October 2007 11:19 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:20 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Lets try too outdo Barry Allan Munruben

Started by Black Ned, 27th August 2007 08:01 PM

advice, ago, allan, bahamas, barry, bob, gonna, hawaii, lester, marie, munruben, outdo, pregnant, ready, reckon, takin, told, vacation

Replies: 3
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Religion, sex and mystery.

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th August 2007 10:47 AM

allan, assignment, class, hopeful, involving, lord, mystery, pregnant, religion, sex, short, shortest, shorty, story, winning, write, writers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 12:35 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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pregnant pause

Started by John Saxton, 1st December 2006 10:10 PM

assurances, brenda, child, confessed, doctor, exam, fine, hand, husband, late, lawn, mow, obstetricians, office, pause, paying, placing, pregnancy, pregnant, reassuring, sex, shoulder, shyly, stage, teacher, time, visit, walk, walking, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 09:34 AM; by RufflyRustic

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New Medication

Started by Jack Plane, 18th October 2006 04:14 PM

all-night, control, dare, desire, dry, effects, encouraged, hiding, include, karaoke, living, loss, medication, mind, mouth, naked, nursing, play, pregnant, rounds, shyness, sing, start, stop, strip, truth, twister, white, wine, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2006 04:31 PM; by bennylaird

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Uncomfortable

Started by Rodgera, 11th August 2006 07:40 PM

administering, answered, baby, class, continued, feeling, fine, foot, holding, hurt, left, married, noticed, pregnant, pushing, relieved, ribs, rubbing, sleeps, strange, students, test, uncomfortable

Replies: 1
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2006 08:06 PM; by Iain

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Alabama Farmer

Started by Baz, 14th July 2006 06:39 PM

$25, $50, alabama, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, dad.its, daughter, door, farmer, fer, finally, helps, hog, howard, mae, message, mom, moment, pearly, pregnant, sir, talk, town, uncomfortably, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2006 06:39 PM; by Baz

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Chip off the old block.

Started by Bluegum, 4th July 2006 08:18 PM

annouce, arrival, bag, block, bluegum, brisbane.d, buy, chip, clinic, day, hammer, his/her, ivf, lot, monash, nail, nappies, official, pregnant, scans, time, weeks, wesley, yesterday

Replies: 14
Views: 2,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2006 09:26 PM; by Tonyz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Heard About Town..... Something to think about

Started by WoodyKnot, 5th May 2006 11:31 PM

abortion, administer, businesses, churches, common, condition, consent, criminals, cup, declined, failed, finally, ghost, heard, lost, panadol, parental, parents, pregnant, realise, recieved, required, schools, sense, steaming, student, town, treatment, victims, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2006 10:58 PM; by Rodgera

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Just a wee bit....

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:03 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, wee, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:03 PM; by Baz

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My pregnant wife

Started by Waldo, 4th November 2005 11:32 PM

17 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 17

admitted, baby, born, complications, day, days, february, gday, hospital, months, nights, pray, pregnancy, pregnant, shed, time, tonight, weeks, wife

Replies: 249
Views: 24,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2006 03:52 PM; by Waldo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

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