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    The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along
    with her.


    She said, 'I have some really great news! 'I said, 'Great. Tell me why You're so happy. 'She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been
    trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you! 'Then she said, 'There's more 'I asked, What do you mean there's more? She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are
    going to have TWINS!'


    Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.... (You're going to love this!)

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    **'Well, that was the easy part. I went to IGA and they actually had a
    Home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!'**






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    Wheelin', you DO love living on the edge!!!

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