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Walking the dog

Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 07:42 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, petrol, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, soaked, surprised, time, walk, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 11:50 AM; by hybridfiat

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JOKES

big dog for sale

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 14th February 2008 04:55 PM

afford, answers, anymore, appreciated, big, dog, dolly, eat, excellent, feed, free, funny, guard, holy, home, left, molesters, murderers, neighborhood, owner, picture, rapists, read, sale, thieves

Replies: 4
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 06:18 PM; by wheelinround

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dog tired

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:53 AM

afternoon, arrived, asleep, belly, catch, children, collar, continued, couch, curious, day, dog, dogs, home, hour, house, lives, mind, nap, note, pinned, sleep, slept, tags, ten, tired, tomorrow, weeks, well-fed, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:53 AM; by wheelinround

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Stuffed hot water system

Started by abitfishy, 28th January 2008 01:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

added, assumed, brands, cheap, cheaper, corroded, damn, discharging, dog, equation, explode, hot, install, leak, money, muchness, plumber, quickly, replace, replacement, rusty, safe, sleep, stuffed, sydney, system, tank, time, top, water

Replies: 23
Views: 4,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 09:56 PM; by abitfishy

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Dopey dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th January 2008 05:27 PM

allan, calendar, called, dog, dopey, insane, months, named, purchased, recently, stay, stole, stupid, weeks, yell

Replies: 0
Views: 959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 05:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Beautiful Explanation of Death

Started by wheelinround, 16th January 2008 07:02 AM

afraid, angels, beautiful, christian, death, die, doctor, dog, door, examination, explain, explanation, fear, feet, fly, friends, god, inside, lies, lift, master, meant, peace, quiet, quietly, remembering, sprang, trouble, trust, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 09:41 AM; by munruben

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Bathing the dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th January 2008 09:21 PM

allan, bath, bathing, calendar, called, dog, earlier, leave, months, restrictions, stole, wallan, water, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 06:30 PM; by echnidna

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Blind skydiving.

Started by munruben, 7th January 2008 07:28 PM

blind, dive, dog, hell, people, scares, sky, skydiving

Replies: 3
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 09:04 AM; by Black Ned

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JOKES

How to finish teak carving?

Started by steck, 4th January 2008 09:58 AM

advance, bought, carved, carving, cracks, darken, dog, finish, mind, oil, protect, recently, stroke, suggestions, teak, timber, unfinished

Replies: 4
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2008 12:49 AM; by MacS

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FINISHING

japan black floor disaster

Started by Luisa, 30th December 2007 01:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alternive, apparently, black, bubble, disaster, dog, feast, finish, floor, floorer, floors, happen, happening, hard, heard, instructions, japan, kids, kitchen/living, love, petrified, recommended, shellac, stain/seal/finish, stained, start, suggestions, traffic, watson, wearing

Replies: 21
Views: 9,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 11:00 PM; by MacS

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FLOORING

So you want to build a deck?

Started by Groggy, 13th November 2007 07:22 PM

backyard, build, built, clothesline, deck, digging, dirt, dog, drain, feed, groggy, house, match, mention, move, notice, pavers, pergola, retaining, shed, shop, sprinklers, swmbo, tap, time, trench, wall, wife, yard, yards

Replies: 8
Views: 8,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 06:01 PM; by Groggy

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A Woodies Yarn

Tomorrow's factory - food for thought

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th December 2007 02:37 PM

computers, dog, employees, factory, feed, food, thought, tomorrow, tomorrows, touch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 02:51 PM; by Sugam

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JOKES

Dog Hair

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th December 2007 01:45 PM

arms, bicycle, chemist, cleaned, couple, days, deodorant, dog, dogs, ears, either;, fine, found, hair, hear, lady, legs, month, nair, neighbour, pay, proceeded, remover, reoccurring, rub, schnauzer, shave, stay, vet, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2007 08:51 PM; by Woodlee

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JOKES

coffee table restore (floorboard)

Started by Grandpa, 8th December 2007 11:03 AM

advance, coffee, dog, floorboard, floorboardshardwood, jumped, restore, rid, rough, sand, sander, scratched, scratches, son, sort, suited, table, top, treatment

Replies: 7
Views: 2,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2007 03:19 PM; by Grandpa

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FINISHING

oh yeah

Started by Tonyz, 5th December 2007 08:17 PM

airport, amazing, awarded, backyard, characters, country, dealings, dog, dollars, driving, earth, guy, incredible, jetting, job, lab, listening, married, owner, security, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talk, uncovered, undercover, wandering, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Manners

Started by wheelinround, 30th November 2007 03:23 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 08:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Clever one

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:39 PM

allan, amazed, beaten, chess, clever, commented, dog, dying, family, games, hope, john, munruben, playing, replied, smart, smartest, ten, time, visit, woodworker, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 10:27 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Cats & Dogs

Started by Jim Carroll, 26th November 2007 07:06 PM

am-, attempt, bed, boy, captors, cats, condescended, confinement, cooed, diary, dog, dogs, due, eat, event, favourite, food, hear, hearts, home, importantly, kids, kitty, noise, overheard, pm-, powers, smell, sort, strike

Replies: 2
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 10:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Haven't had any blonde jokes for a while have we?

Started by Barry_White, 25th November 2007 07:52 AM

$20, airlines, bar, bet, blonde, branch, building, call, calls, commit, dog, dollars, dumb, forest, home, house, jokes, jump, k-9, money, news, oclock, police, redhead, replied, replies, rope, suicide, tree, walks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 01:21 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Competing with Allan, Barry and John.

Started by Barry_White, 16th November 2007 04:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, barry, brother, butcher, butchers, buy, chap, colin, competing, cream, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, dog, eyes, fat, fish, green, guy, john, kayak, kilo, people, police, pulled, replied, round, vet

Replies: 20
Views: 3,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 06:55 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Father Allan

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th November 2007 07:18 PM

allan, bewildered, clip, collar, days, dog, drink, enjoy, father, feeling, flock, forget, joints, left, meal, murmered, panicked, parish, priest, psychiatrist, sat, sister, stammered, sydney, table, theresa, thinking, told, topless, waitress

Replies: 0
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 07:18 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Has anyone seen my dog?

Started by pawnhead, 15th November 2007 12:19 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 3,710

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2007 09:32 AM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

dog poo worm farm

Started by dan76n, 26th October 2007 09:34 AM

buy, dispose, dog, farm, info, options, poo, worm, worms

Replies: 8
Views: 7,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 06:59 AM; by Eli

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Half blind dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th November 2007 10:28 AM

allan, blind, bored, cat, chasing, circles, contact, dog, dying, fitted, half, hope, lens, lenses, picture, remove, run, sight, time, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 08:44 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

Gravity Fed HWS pump

Started by rapapa, 4th November 2007 11:48 AM

accept, ages, amp, arrive, bought, cold, dog, electric, electrical, fed, gravity, head, hot, house, hws, install, installing, looked, mains, outlets, plumbing, pressure, pump, require, shower, system, units, upto, waiting, water

Replies: 2
Views: 3,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2007 10:09 PM; by zelig

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Pet names

Started by fenderbelly, 30th October 2007 12:41 PM

ages, agree, called, coming, cooking, dad, dog, door, ere, fat, front, greet, hand, heard, hotel, johnny, kitten, miss, mum, names, passage, patch, pet, ran, shout, sister, teacher, tripped, unusual, waited

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 12:41 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Dog Fencing a Large yard

Started by andycapp, 21st October 2007 04:04 AM

100, 50m, 60m, acres, andycapp, base, breaks, country, dog, erected, fenced, fencing, home, house, idea, large, meantime, moved, pen, reasons, redoing, run, sheep, strain, supervised, toilet, unable, varying, wire, yard

Replies: 9
Views: 2,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 05:28 PM; by Vernonv

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Another Irish Joke

Started by Baz, 30th September 2007 05:19 PM

barking, barking;, bed, dog, door, downstairs, finally, hours, irish, joke, jumps, listening, lying, missus, neighbours, paddy, wife, yard;

Replies: 4
Views: 1,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2007 06:04 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Cross eyed dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 12:15 PM

allan, bloomin, cross, dog, door, dying, eyed, heavy, hope, minute, neighbour, picked, replied, time, vet, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 12:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

An Unusual Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 13th September 2007 08:09 AM

answered, approaching, attacked, black, borrow, cemetery, dog, file, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, metres, moment, mother-in-law, nearby, passes, poignant, procession, queue, replied, silence, single, solitary, thoughtful, unusual, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2007 08:09 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

low voltage light dimmers.

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 28th June 2007 11:18 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

avoiding, baby, child, cost, destroying, dim, dimmers, diy, dog, electrical, guilt, happenin, light, lights, lips, low, lowwww, modest, mood, occasionally, planet, power, question, renovated, section, stumbling, trip, voltage, wink, yound

Replies: 40
Views: 7,897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 09:18 PM; by Bloss

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LIGHTING

Uncertain

Started by Chumley, 29th August 2007 03:04 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 06:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Football fan

Started by munruben, 29th August 2007 11:22 AM

australian, claps, depends, dog, fan, football, friend, games, impressed, jumps, kick, kiddin, lose, mate, paws, replied, somersaults, team, told, watches, wins, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 11:22 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Flu

Started by wheelinround, 25th August 2007 09:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acceptance, alive, angle, animals, bat, bird, blind, care, caresroll, cough, days, describe, dog, drivers, duck, epidemic, flu, horse, human, humans, illness, kennel, lame, nsw, presonally, races, radio, sick, stopping, symptoms

Replies: 15
Views: 2,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 06:37 PM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

International rules of manhood #2

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th August 2007 10:47 AM

angelina, blouse, bosss, car, circumstances, cry, crying, dies, dog, game, heroic, hour, international, jolie, manhood, master, minutes, monent, rules, save, starts, teeth, unbuttoning, wrecking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2007 12:47 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Dog proofing a back yard

Started by corbs, 14th August 2007 06:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, basically, beds, bottom, bury, cheap, corbs, dig, dog, easy, fence, foot, forward, garden, ground, home, landscaping, material, moment, moving, progresses, proof, proofing, quick, read, retained, suggestions, track, withstand, yard

Replies: 18
Views: 9,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 09:22 PM; by corbs

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Kitchen Cry

Started by Rodgera, 11th August 2007 11:42 AM

2tsup, change, cooked, cry, crying, darling, dinner, dog, eaten, eating, evening, home, howard, kitchen, loud, matter, miriam, special, wife, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 11:42 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

A boy and his dog

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th August 2007 06:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 06:03 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

3 legged dog

Started by munruben, 26th July 2007 04:38 PM

3-legged, bar, dog, gonna, hope, legged, love, paw, read, saloon, shot, silent, slides, walks, west

Replies: 3
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 11:27 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Electric Fence

Started by barbz, 10th July 2007 04:56 PM

aligator, attach, bit, bought, cheers, circuit, clips, dog, electric, energiser, fence, fencing, garden, issue, join, patch, paul, stays, stop, strip, veggie, wire, wondering

Replies: 3
Views: 2,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2007 07:19 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Bear Remover

Started by fred.n, 21st June 2007 08:40 PM

arrives, baseball, bat, bear, bull, cage, dog, doubt, falls, grab, hands, hell, homeowner, knock, knocks, ladder, minutes, morning, pages, pit, remover, roof, shoot, shotgun, subdued, testicles, trained, van, wakes, yellow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 10:29 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Billy Connolly on dogs

Started by Daddles, 14th June 2007 03:13 PM

billy, connolly, dog, dogs, human, poo, richard, smart, step, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2007 03:13 PM; by Daddles

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JOKES

New style Opinion Poll

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th June 2007 10:38 AM

bar, barman, bartender, blue, called, cattle, country, dog, eventually, front, gillard, idea, julia, leader, lifted, looked, middies, opinion, opposition, outback, poll, pub, rudd, stockman, style, tail, typical, underneath, walked, whip

Replies: 0
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2007 10:38 AM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

Border Collie

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 17th August 2006 03:54 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

border, caused, collie, day, dog, dogs, dyson, fine, friday, guys, happened, hope, injury, leaving, legs, loss, loved, paralyised, rod, running, sad, sat, sort, suddenly, timing, vet, warning, week, worse, xray

Replies: 39
Views: 7,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 09:53 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Thank You For Shopping at Woolworths

Started by Baz, 2nd May 2007 07:17 PM

1stfloor, aisle, computer, daughter, deposits, doctor, dog, dollars, elbow, fooled, hurries, joe, lawyer, measure, mike, pours, results, sample, samples, shopping, sperm, takes, tap, ten, urine, water, wife, wondering, woolies, woolworths

Replies: 1
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2007 10:39 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

RIP Rusty the shed dog

Started by Glenn_M, 14th February 2007 08:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit, afraid, baby, beast, climbing, companionship, crazy, cry, deserving, dog, dust, fire, guardians, half, heard, hope, ladder, loved, plonk, power, race, reckon, remember, rip, rusty, shed, stuck, thatll, thick, tools

Replies: 23
Views: 4,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2007 05:02 PM; by bobsreturn2003

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Some days are diamond some days are stone

Started by TEEJAY, 29th March 2007 06:13 PM

11years, accessories, antique, becky, birthday, bought, chisels, cough, day, days, diamond, dog, domino, eskilstuna, fox, friend, god, hold, holiday, miss, past, socket, stone, surprise, systainer, terrier, timber, tomorrow, unstruck, vet

Replies: 6
Views: 2,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2007 04:41 PM; by TEEJAY

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

e-mail help

Started by masoth, 19th March 2007 10:42 AM

510, 511, attachments, computers, correct, deleting, dog, e-mail, e-mails, email, error, failed, file, frustrating, message, overcome, probable, recieved, refer, searched, soth, sources, stiff, success, threads, trusted, type, unabled, unknown, viewing

Replies: 10
Views: 2,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2007 04:42 PM; by Ian Smith

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Woodies are softies when it comes to their dogs.

Started by bennylaird, 6th March 2007 07:48 AM

book, brings, careful, check, cut, dog, dogs, grogan, http://marleyandme.com, itc, john, marley, memories, read, reading, recommend, site, softies, web, wife, wondered, woodies

Replies: 12
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 11:04 PM; by The Bird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How To Clean Your Toilet

Started by Baz, 2nd March 2007 04:02 PM

1/8, bathroom, cat, clean, close, commode, cup, dog, door, dry, front, home, lid, lids, lift, movement, people, power-wash, quickly, rinse, rocket, run, sincerely, smooth, soothe, sparkling, stand, streak, toilet, water

Replies: 4
Views: 2,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2007 01:16 PM; by Bob38S

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JOKES

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