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Julia and the Cow

Started by Woodkid, 18th November 2011 08:00 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 08:00 PM; by Woodkid

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Matt finish for milk paint

Started by hatchy, 31st October 2011 12:33 PM

2tsup, bub, change, cheers, chest, coat, colour, drawers, durable, finish, finished, guys, lines, matt, milk, natural, pain, paint, pregnant, realise, recommend, shes, stand, tear, top, traditional, wear, weeks, white, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2011 02:35 AM; by dr4g0nfly

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FINISHING

Shopping can be fun!

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 12th August 2011 09:36 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2011 01:15 PM; by rrich

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How to tell, and should i give it a bash?

Started by kabia, 19th June 2011 06:13 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 2,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2011 03:37 PM; by orraloon

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RESTORATION

Lecture time

Started by Groggy, 3rd October 2011 07:07 PM

a.m, abuse, alcohol, body, effects, elderly, giving, human, late, lecture, night, officer, police, replied, smoking, staying, stopped, time, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2011 09:05 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Jewellry Manufacturers in Singapore

Started by krisfarm, 18th September 2011 05:52 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2011 12:22 PM; by Christopha

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Overseas Transaction Charges now billed by Visa for PayPal eBay Purchases

Started by KevM, 19th September 2011 09:38 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 2,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2011 09:02 PM; by Scott

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HAVE YOUR SAY

The Mauve Cleaner.

Started by issatree, 17th September 2011 01:34 AM

$3.00, 6in, approx, bit, burnt, buy, cleaner, coloured, cost, elbow, fantastic, found, geelong, grease, happy, job, kitchen, mauve, nth, occasionally, pots, properly, scotch, searching, stainless, steel, tools, vic, watching, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2011 11:30 AM; by Christos

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Older women solve problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th September 2011 05:53 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2011 06:49 PM; by wheelinround

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Late summer saftey tip

Started by Jeff Mills, 10th September 2011 03:16 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2011 03:16 PM; by Jeff Mills

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SAFETY

Woodwork is a piece of cake!

Started by I_wanna_Shed, 4th September 2011 06:14 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2011 11:11 PM; by ian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

My wife's birthday

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd September 2011 03:45 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2011 07:29 AM; by Rodgera

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relamination of delamination

Started by titchtheclown, 31st July 2011 10:43 PM

auction, bucks, chipboard, clamp, clamping, cut, delaminated, delamination, edwardian, finish, glued, hand, ideas, knackered, mdf, plastic, plies, plywood, pva, relamination, sheet, sheets, shellac, similarly, size, tea, top, tray, trolley, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2011 12:56 PM; by Ken-67

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RESTORATION

Golf yarn

Started by Woodwould, 25th August 2011 11:39 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2011 11:28 PM; by FenceFurniture

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reincarnation

Started by texx, 20th August 2011 07:20 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2011 06:21 PM; by BEKKY

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The Olympics in London

Started by fenderbelly, 17th August 2011 10:39 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2011 10:57 PM; by fenderbelly

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A Loving Husband

Started by bullfright, 3rd July 2011 07:19 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2011 11:14 AM; by tea lady

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Unmistaken identity

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2011 05:15 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2011 04:40 PM; by Rodgera

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G'Day From Kentucky

Started by Gary Max, 9th June 2011 02:57 AM

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Replies: 3
Views: 823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2011 10:31 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Stockbroker

Started by Rodgera, 1st June 2011 01:07 PM

allan, bearish, bullish, john, line, munruben, office, phone, rang, sheepish, speak, stockbroker, stockbrokers, talking, wallans, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2011 08:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Perfectly logical?

Started by Cliff Rogers, 17th May 2011 12:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

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Replies: 19
Views: 2,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2011 08:43 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Am I brave or stupid

Started by Phil Spencer, 6th May 2011 04:04 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2011 10:31 AM; by Phil Spencer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Caravan and Camping Show 30th April - 8th May

Started by snowyskiesau, 2nd May 2011 09:39 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2011 03:29 AM; by bsrlee

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Mythical Horse

Started by A Duke, 3rd May 2011 03:18 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2011 05:21 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Benny's back with a shed finally

Started by bennylaird, 28th April 2011 01:27 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2011 05:27 PM; by bennylaird

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Urgent help to remove varnish odour for wife with hooping cough

Started by Woodgrub, 20th April 2011 08:23 AM

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Replies: 5
Views: 4,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2011 07:06 PM; by Woodgrub

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FINISHING

GORE WARNING Another short fingered forumite

Started by Ironwood, 28th January 2011 10:25 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

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Replies: 50
Views: 8,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2011 11:30 PM; by Handyjack

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SAFETY

G'Day ! from Rough Nut

Started by Toby, 11th April 2011 09:41 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2011 04:32 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'day

Started by BamBam53, 30th March 2011 07:42 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2011 08:31 PM; by andrewr79

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Golfing Lady

Started by Barry_White, 24th March 2011 09:08 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2011 04:15 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

Beer . . . . .

Started by Pat, 23rd March 2011 07:44 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2011 08:22 PM; by Avery

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God loves a drunk too you know

Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 12:43 AM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 08:59 PM; by Grommett

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Dog that snores!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:55 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 10:49 PM; by Grommett

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VIP Impression

Started by Rodgera, 23rd February 2011 02:47 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2011 02:47 PM; by Rodgera

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G'Day from South Brisbane

Started by Ozziespur, 16th February 2011 03:35 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2011 07:36 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Silky Oak table & fitted chairs

Started by iron bark, 18th February 2011 10:56 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 2,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2011 02:16 PM; by RufflyRustic

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RESTORATION

OLD AGE Problems

Started by gawdelpus, 28th January 2011 08:22 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 01:07 PM; by Mulgabill

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Allan's Valentines Day Gift

Started by wheelinround, 14th February 2011 12:38 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 05:44 AM; by Rodgera

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A kiwi snuck in

Started by jIMBOGeorge, 4th February 2011 08:38 PM

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Replies: 11
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2011 08:39 PM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Donate for Leukaemia Foundation

Started by Tony Rooster, 7th February 2011 09:32 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2011 09:32 PM; by Tony Rooster

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

hi all,,

Started by jwaddell, 30th January 2011 11:26 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2011 09:32 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Upcoming Event list

Started by Terry B, 21st January 2011 06:00 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2011 06:54 PM; by RETIRED

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Donations To Flood Relief

Started by NCArcher, 13th January 2011 11:28 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2011 09:07 AM; by NCArcher

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What screws for hollow doors?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 16th January 2011 01:10 PM

account, anchor, attach, bar, door, doors, fisnih, hang, holes, hollow, hooks, insists, kitchen, patching, plywood, ppl, read, renovateforum.com, reply, rick, screws, shallow, steel, taking, thread, type, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2011 01:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Hello from the East Coast of USA

Started by CaptRandy, 7th January 2011 09:07 AM

1/2, addition, advise, bang, cabinet, cedar, charter, city, coast, custom, details, east, fishing, grandsons, hammer, hope, lures, ocean, offer, philadelphia, pick, questions, shop, south, time, usa, wife, woodworking, york, yrs

Replies: 4
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2011 07:52 PM; by orificiam

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Alcohol Abuse

Started by gawdelpus, 6th January 2011 10:48 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2011 06:28 PM; by Christos

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JOKES

Christmas at Wheelinround's

Started by munruben, 29th December 2010 04:59 PM

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Replies: 11
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2010 05:23 PM; by wheelinround

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What are these people thinking!

Started by BobL, 13th November 2010 12:30 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

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Replies: 38
Views: 5,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2010 02:42 PM; by BobL

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day eh!

Started by brookcreek, 24th December 2010 04:41 AM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2010 10:02 AM; by Yonnee

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Barley Leaf Table...

Started by tenman, 12th December 2010 08:42 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2010 11:23 PM; by tenman

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RESTORATION

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