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17th May 2011, 12:05 PM #1
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Perfectly logical?
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?
He replied, "They had eggs."Cliff.
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17th May 2011, 12:10 PM #2
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Wont let me have smiley faces
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17th May 2011, 12:17 PM #3
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Why not?
Originally Posted by Ashore
Wont let me have smiley faces
Cliff.
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17th May 2011, 12:32 PM #4
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That type of logic has got me into trouble many a time.Chris
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17th May 2011, 12:51 PM #5
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Can't see anything wrong with it. I would do exactly the same.
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17th May 2011, 05:42 PM #6
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17th May 2011, 07:59 PM #7
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You blokes have got it wrong
If they had eggs she wanted you to get a six pack
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17th May 2011, 08:55 PM #8
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17th May 2011, 09:39 PM #9
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Eggsactly
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17th May 2011, 09:42 PM #10
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Works for me.
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17th May 2011, 11:55 PM #11
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Good one Cliff
Milk it for what it's worth.
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18th May 2011, 11:28 AM #12
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18th May 2011, 12:12 PM #13
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Maybe SWMBO just wanted to scramble the story???
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18th May 2011, 12:17 PM #14
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What? ... we were supposed to exercise? Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
You blokes have got it wrong
If they had eggs she wanted you to get a six packChris
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18th May 2011, 04:22 PM #15
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