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old but still funny

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:07 AM

age, aged, arms, beamed, beat, bed, doorbell, eyebrow, funny, gentleman, husband, intently, leaned, legs, local, lonely, married, newspaper, raised, rang, read, run, saturday, scheduled, smile, smiled, snorted, time, wedding, widow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 11:07 AM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Water runoof drainage help please!

Started by fixa24, 17th May 2006 03:13 PM

bed, built, bunnies, channel, direct, drain, drainage, flexible, flow, garden, happen, house, installing, nearby, noticed, option, owners, pipe, pipes, previous, raised, running, runoof, runs, simon, slotted, sock, trench, upslope, water

Replies: 2
Views: 2,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 09:23 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

words women use

Started by goat, 12th May 2006 10:01 PM

ahead, argument, careful, chance, conjunction, content, dangerous, describe, eyebrow, eyebrows, fine, future, lot, loud, means, mighty, minutes, non-verbal, offer, raised, shut, sigh, signifies, soft, statement, trouble, woman, women, word, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 10:01 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Raising a QLDer

Started by TheFreck, 27th April 2006 04:12 PM

armed, begin, builder, built, concreters, confused, electricians, forum, individualise, knowledge, lot, organise, plumbers, procedure, proceedings, project, qlder, raised, raising, restumpers, ripped, specialist, start, time, trouble, user

Replies: 3
Views: 2,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 08:01 AM; by TheFreck

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Heard of Bevelux ?

Started by blairis, 11th April 2006 05:42 PM

advise, asbestos, bevelux, blair, building, completion, extension, exterior, heard, hoping, house, information, internal, internet, luck, nearing, original, past, planning, product, queenslander, raised, remove/replace, renovate, searching, sheets, stage, treat, upstairs, weatherboards

Replies: 2
Views: 1,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2006 12:28 PM; by blairis

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Kitchen Cabinet level?

Started by some_one, 8th April 2006 09:03 PM

cabinet, guy, kitchen, legs, level, leveling, low, raised, recently, restumping, shelf, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 2,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2006 10:54 PM; by some_one

Forum:
KITCHENS

Patching Lath & Plaster walls

Started by slobs22, 11th September 2005 09:44 PM

avail, battens, ceiling, cement, cheers, chip, cracked, dim, existing, finish, finsh, flat, job, lath, light, mess, patching, perfect, plaster, raised, redo, repair, resheet, richard, rivers, running, saggy, sanding, type, walls

Replies: 4
Views: 5,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2006 12:57 PM; by Ben (TM)

Forum:
PLASTERING

cathedral doors

Started by mickp, 26th January 2006 10:34 PM

1st, better/quicker/easier, building, carcass, cathedral, cos, customer, cutter, doors, english, hoping, job, kitchen, listen, lots, oak, offcuts, panel, pine, prob, profit, raised, shed, shelves, slot, stay, supplying, thinking, time, top

Replies: 8
Views: 2,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2006 12:20 PM; by seriph1

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

The News from Scotland

Started by Driver, 1st March 2006 07:52 PM

agnes, angus, black, breathing, button”, crash, cries, door, eye, front, goad”, halt, happened, heavily, kitchen, loud, mclaren, news, no’, raised, scotland, sew, sound, voices, wailing, weeping, yer, ye’ll, “mah, “whitever

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:52 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Life

Started by Baz, 21st February 2006 08:35 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 06:11 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
JOKES

Tragedy

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 08:00 AM

accident, air, blown, boy, call, carrying, children, discussion, exclaimed, finally, fire, force, friendly, hand, howard, loss, minister, missile, prime, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered, ___king

Replies: 3
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 04:14 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
JOKES

Help removing varnish.

Started by TJH, 23rd January 2006 10:53 AM

acetone, adversely, alternative, automotive, brass, carving, corner, discreet, effect, found, gentle, grain, job, metho, morning, night, preferably, raised, remove, removing, site, steel, suggested, thinners, timber, turps, varnish, wetting, wood, wool

Replies: 9
Views: 4,674

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2006 09:56 AM; by pianoman

Forum:
FINISHING

Food for thought

Started by Ashore, 23rd January 2006 12:55 PM

ate, benefits, boss, cannibals, continued, disappeared, eat, eating, employees, food, fool, hand, happened, heads, hesitantly, hired, idiots, leader, left, managers, nooooooooo, noticed, raised, recently, secretaries, secretary, shook, thought, usual, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 12:55 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Help with removing varnish

Started by TJH, 23rd January 2006 10:55 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 5,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 10:55 AM; by TJH

Forum:
FINISHING

Deck Options ?

Started by Yorkee, 2nd January 2006 10:48 PM

alternative, block, cement, cheers.d, create, deck, dry, house, net, options, raised, replacing, seal, sheeting, sloping, suggestions, thinking, tight, tiles, underneath, water, weathered, wood, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2006 10:48 PM; by Yorkee

Forum:
DECKING

First deck

Started by Hootsmon, 10th December 2005 10:08 AM

ahve, bearers, concrete, deck, digging, direct, drain, exitsing, fancy, fix, flush, gals, grass, guys, main, middle, posts, question, raised, route, slab, step, stumps, top, yard

Replies: 6
Views: 2,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2005 03:45 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
DECKING

Tragedy

Started by Daddles, 27th November 2005 10:06 AM

accident, air, bloody, blown, boy, bush, carrying, children, classes, discussion, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, force, hand, loss, president, primary, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, visited, visiting, voice, volunteered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 10:06 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Raised panel finishing sequence

Started by Mitch Harper, 25th October 2005 03:49 AM

advance, advice, assembly, completed, concerned, doors, finished, finishing, frame, glued, gluing, letting, pain, panel, panels, paper, polycrylic, question, rails, raised, real, remove, sequence, set, stained, stick, sticking, stiles, time, wax

Replies: 2
Views: 1,995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 11:16 AM; by silentC

Forum:
FINISHING

Gratuitous frog bashing

Started by craigb, 22nd July 2005 10:26 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alert, bashing, chirac, collaborate, crippling, destroyed, effectively, factory, fire, flag, france, frances, french, frog, gratuitous, level, levels, military, newsflash, officially, precipitated, president, raised, recent, reuters, rise, run, surrender, terror, white

Replies: 15
Views: 2,913

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2005 11:52 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Eve and Adam

Started by Tikki, 25th June 2005 10:20 PM

adam, advice, arrogant, ball, catch, childish, complaining, condition, create, eve, eyebrow, fighting, garden, hell, ironically, kicking, lord, physical, properly, proud, raised, remember, revel, satisfy, secret, self-admiring, smart, sounds, witless, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2005 01:56 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
JOKES

A Parrot joke

Started by duckman, 30th March 2005 09:29 PM

bad, bird, birds, bit, cage, daughters, girls, home, house, husband, implication, joke, keith, laugh, live, looked, madam, moments, offended, owner, parrot, pet, raised, returned, school, shocked, situation, teenage, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:44 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Source ofr ironing board in a drawer

Started by TK1, 1st March 2005 09:33 AM

advance, board, building, cabinet, cabinets, companies, contact, couple, darren, drawer, fold-down, folded, front, hide-away, include, ironing, kitchen, laundry, lost, melbourne, ofr, ongoing, owners, preferably, raised, recall, renovations, slid, source, space

Replies: 10
Views: 4,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2005 03:17 PM; by Sprog

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor

Started by simon c, 20th January 2005 01:38 PM

18-year, 90-year-old, 90yearold, accidentally, bang, bride, child, considered, creek, day, dead, doctor, elderly, fell, gun, hunter, hurry, killed, man, minute, picked, pregnant, question, rabbit, raised, replied, season, sitting, stream, umbrella

Replies: 2
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 10:42 PM; by graemet

Forum:
JOKES

Danish oil on Euro Beech

Started by lesmeyer, 19th January 2005 12:26 PM

appreciated, bad, beech, danish, doors, euro, finish, frames, idea, input, kitchen, les, oil, panel, project, raised, remodelling, rustins, start, suggest

Replies: 3
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2005 09:17 PM; by lesmeyer

Forum:
FINISHING

Moral

Started by jackruss, 19th January 2005 11:35 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2005 07:15 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 7 Dec 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 7th December 2004 08:06 AM

book, bookcases, building, called, dec, door, form, friends, modular, morning, quiz, raised, respectfully, slid, stacked, top, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2004 10:22 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 7 Dec 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 7th December 2004 08:06 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2004 09:10 AM; by silentC

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Johhny again!

Started by Christopha, 19th October 2004 07:30 PM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, hrs, jar, jars, johhny, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2004 07:30 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Pinholes in Jarrah Top

Started by Ginger, 3rd October 2004 12:50 PM

1200, beautifully, benchtop, completely, completing, deep, describe, eee-ultra, gratefully, grit, guessing, jarrah, lots, paper, pinholes, raised, received, recently, resulted, rough, sanding, section, shine, smooth, stuff, suggestions, surface, top, touch, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 2,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2004 11:30 PM; by Different

Forum:
FINISHING

Pregnant Caddy

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:44 AM

assurances, bag, beneficial, breathe, caddy, carries, class, finally, gentlemen, golf, hand, hurt, informing, instructor, middle, partner, plan, pregnant, properly, quiet, raised, replied, stage, swing, teacher, teaching, time, walk, walking, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:44 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Unusual Chrysler PT Cruiser

Started by simon c, 4th September 2004 05:31 PM

advisory, barriers, break, breaking, car, chrysler, colour, connected, corporations, cruiser, donated, effort, flinders, looked, melbourne, metallic, orange, photos, police, questions, raised, simon, sponsored, todays, unit, unusual, website, week, youth

Replies: 5
Views: 2,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2004 12:20 PM; by DanP

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Martian Lovemaking

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 07:09 PM

accomplished, baby, basket, born, child, controls, earth, expedition, eyebrow, gasped, gathered, humans, issue, johnson, leader, lovemaking, mars, martian, martians, miss, months, panel, pleased, quizzical, raised, redressing, sex, slid, view, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 07:09 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Tragedy

Started by Christopha, 12th August 2004 07:30 PM

accident, aircraft, blown, boy, carrying, children, conducting, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, fire, friendly, hand, latham, lead, loss, mark, missile, politician, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, stood, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2004 09:39 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Finishing rough stuff

Started by LineLefty, 28th July 2004 12:02 PM

bits, black, box, box&lid, character, edge, fence, finished, finishing, gum, inside, lines, lose, mate, naturally, nice, perfectly, piece, pieces, planing, poly-u, post, raised, rough, sanding, scraping, slap, split, stuff, waney

Replies: 7
Views: 2,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 11:34 PM; by Sprog

Forum:
FINISHING

What she really means leason one.

Started by DaveInOz, 11th June 2004 11:06 AM

ahead, argument, chance, confused, days, describe, eyebrow, eyebrows, feel, fine, leason, lie, lot, loud, means, minutes, permission, raised, sigh, signifies, soft, statement, talk, time, trouble, verbal, woman, women, word, write

Replies: 12
Views: 2,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2004 09:18 PM; by DPB

Forum:
JOKES

The Water Is No Longer Fine

Started by Sturdee, 4th June 2004 05:59 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

accuser, anonymous, board, casting, criticizing, current, disapproval, don’t, fine, longer, matter, mistake, nazis, object, post, posters, posting, posts, principles, raised, red, remain, reputation, stand, strongly, system, time, user, water, whilst

Replies: 47
Views: 9,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2004 07:29 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Little Johnny

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:04 AM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, day, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, jar, jars, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2004 11:04 AM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Maple

Started by Rustic, 1st March 2004 06:47 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,848

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2004 06:47 PM; by Rustic

Forum:
FINISHING

First Xmas Joke for 2003

Started by silentC, 17th November 2003 10:27 AM

2003, bells, carols, christmas, desperately, eyebrow, finally, gates, joke, keys, looked, pair, panties, pass, pearly, peter, pocket, pockets, pulled, raised, reached, replied, saint, searching, set, shook, started, symbolize, womens, xmas

Replies: 3
Views: 2,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2003 08:02 PM; by sean@oz

Forum:
JOKES

Removing stain

Started by greener, 17th September 2003 12:28 PM

applied, black, bleach, chlorine, finish, gel, grain, idea, maple, messed, partially, raised, refinishing, remove, removed, removing, resanded, returned, sanded, semicircles, semicircular, stain, stains, table, top, varnish, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2003 12:28 PM; by greener

Forum:
FINISHING

mahogany plywood grain raised

Started by john52, 22nd July 2003 07:44 AM

ago, boat, coats, completion, deck, filler, finish, finished, gloss, grain, happening, happy, idea, light, lines, mahogany, marine, mirror, months, notice, plywood, polyurethane, prevented, project, raised, reflected, smooth, started, tiny, ultra

Replies: 4
Views: 2,838

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2003 09:38 PM; by soundman

Forum:
FINISHING

Beaver

Started by zymurgy, 27th May 2003 02:18 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2003 10:31 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Words Women Use...

Started by oges, 2nd July 2002 01:49 PM

ahead, argument, bet, breathe, careful, chance, content, describe, eyebrow, eyebrows, feel, fine, hard, lot, loud, means, minutes, move, raised, retributions, sigh, signifies, soft, statement, verbal, woman, women, word, words, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2002 10:40 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Ballerina

Started by Richard Casey, 20th April 2002 09:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2002 09:54 PM; by Richard Casey

Forum:
JOKES

Lamaze Class

Started by oges, 8th February 2001 08:09 AM

alright, assurances, bag, beneficial, breathe, carries, class, exercise, finally, golf, hand, hurt, informing, instructor, lamaze, middle, partner, partners, pregnant, properly, quiet, raised, replied, swing, teacher, teaching, time, walk, walking, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2001 08:09 AM; by oges

Forum:
JOKES

French Polish - Again!

Started by Asquared, 7th December 2000 12:38 AM

andrew, armstrong, books, carved, corners, crannies, describe, edges, finish, flat, french, inside, instruction, loads, lumps, nooks, panels, polish, polished, polishing, raised, rebates, runs, shellac, smooth, surface, surfaces, table, top, uneven

Replies: 4
Views: 2,922

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2001 02:00 AM; by Asquared

Forum:
FINISHING

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