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Then she hit me

Started by rrich, 24th April 2009 02:07 PM

a.k.a, attractive, bit, busy, buttocks, clean, finally, hit, insistence, inspector, manager, nope, poll, polling, stand, stood, story, told, true, voting, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2009 04:40 PM; by cytan

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Glass railing for deck

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 13th April 2009 06:20 PM

25sqm, 2nd, anyones, blackbutt, chance, decide, deck, ensure, essential, experiences, floor, flooring, frame, glass, information, jeremy, laminated, person, prior, quotes, railing, read, recommendations, renovateforum.com, roof, shattering, steel, talked, thread, true

Replies: 0
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2009 06:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Don't mess with "oldies"

Started by gawdelpus, 2nd April 2009 10:11 PM

ago, burglars, called, caught, counted, garden, george, helicopter, hung, laugh, light, live, love, mess, oldies, people, phillips, phone, phoned, police, policemen, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, swat, true, worry

Replies: 3
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2009 02:01 PM; by Old farmer

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Could that be true??

Started by Breslauer, 3rd March 2009 02:04 AM

american, british, bulgarian, chinese, complains, contemplating, deserted, division, equal, french, fulfillment, fun, german, greek, irish, island, islands, italian, japanese, middle, nature, necessity, satisfied, set, shut, skin, south, suicide, true, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2009 02:04 AM; by Breslauer

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Hey Yall!!

Started by wkcaesar, 18th February 2009 01:14 PM

carolina, enjoy, everyone.i, fishing.but, hey, hunting, now.i, passion, past, pens.well, professional, south, true, woodturning, woodworker, woodworking.i, yall

Replies: 5
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2009 11:06 AM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

funny sighn

Started by weisyboy, 9th February 2009 09:26 PM

amusing, cheap, cheep, funny, job, jobs, quick, sighn, sight, thaught, true, types, wile, won’t

Replies: 4
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2009 06:17 PM; by weisyboy

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A True CLEAR Finish, How?

Started by mrnobody, 26th January 2009 05:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, bad, clear, color, darken, day, difficult, duplicate, effectively, esatpols, finish, happy, introduce, light/pale, locate, natural, pale, past, pine, pine/wood, polyurathans, post, products, reading, speaking, specifically, timbers, tint, true, yellow

Replies: 23
Views: 5,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2009 12:20 PM; by silentC

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FINISHING

Goodbye big guy

Started by GEEHARD, 23rd January 2009 01:51 PM

advice, anonynimity, beautiful, big, bout, conversations, coz, crazy, family, g.c, god, goodbye, grit, gunna, guy, hope, love, miss, natures, peace, purposes, replica, respect, school, stocked, style, true, wood, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 4
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2009 08:57 PM; by Groggy

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Pathetic scam to grab your/yours hard earned $$$

Started by Bob38S, 16th January 2009 04:52 PM

$$$, aware, bills, bob, catch, caught, earned, enlighten, faced, fine, grab, hard, holds, imagine, imho, legal, lots, moral, pathetic, people, print, prize, read, scam, service, substantial, true, won, your or yours, your/yours

Replies: 12
Views: 2,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2009 01:41 PM; by Ed Reiss

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Too True

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:40 PM

carlin, choose, comedian, conquered, days, diapers, disposable, fast, george, hit, hold, houses, insight, learned, life, love, loved, morality, night, person, remember, seldom, share, space, spend, throwaway, time, trips, true, write

Replies: 3
Views: 1,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2009 12:06 AM; by prozac

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

G'day from Berlin

Started by Berlin, 10th January 2009 01:49 AM

addict, berlin, bit, cheers, chip, coldest, coming, created, discussions, dust, enoggera, expert, fair, furniture, gday, idea, inside.wink, lot, odd, plan, posts, projects, reno, share, spending, time, true, unlike, winter, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2009 02:46 AM; by Berlin

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Sooooooo funny and supposed to be true

Started by fenderbelly, 19th December 2008 02:51 PM

batteries, body, burst, button, cat, directions, fireplace, funny, glasses, gracie, head, hell, hurt, nipples, note, pretty, prongs, pushed, reading, recliner, sat, slammed, sooooooo, supposed, taser, thigh, thinking, triple-a, true, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,945

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 03:47 PM; by Bluegum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Something to look forwards to. !!!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd January 2009 04:43 PM

60-year, awe, bathroom, call, called, commented, day, exclaimed, fine, forwards, george, georges, god, incredible, janis, light, night, normal, peeing, physical, physically, poor, refrigerator, relationship, results, smith, tests, true, wife, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2009 04:43 PM; by fenderbelly

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Instant cure

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th December 2008 10:29 AM

allan, caught, clinic, cure, doctor, fellow, hiccups, hysterical, informed, instant, left, mates, minutes, pregnant, premises, replied, screaming, severe, smith, true, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2008 10:29 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Fire spinklers fitters good trade to get into?

Started by flatlinerz, 26th December 2008 12:24 AM

fire, fitters, good, heard, paid, spinklers, trade, trades, true

Replies: 0
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2008 12:24 AM; by flatlinerz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day I'm a newbe Heck ! I feel like a virgin

Started by Lone Duck, 10th December 2008 02:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

boat, carbon, feel, fine, formation, found, gday, heck, hulls, information, kevlar, lots, newbe, post, posts, reading, searching, site, true, virgin, wood, yup

Replies: 16
Views: 2,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2008 03:51 PM; by Rookie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Merbau Decking in Specific Lengths

Started by ubeaut, 18th November 2008 05:30 AM

90x19, brisbane, buy, decking, deckmanship, lengths, linear, merbau, meters, metres, read, renovateforum.com, specific, spirit, thread, true

Replies: 0
Views: 2,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2008 05:30 AM; by ubeaut

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Have you tried cutting colourbond sheet with a blade on back to front ?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

apparently, backwards, blade, butter, circular, colourbond, cut, cuts, cutting, front, sheet, sheeting, swarf, tipped, told, true, tungsten, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Panel lift garage door

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

10x7, 300, blades, commit, cost, couple, crew, days, deal, door, ebay, garage, gday, grinder, i;m, lift, living, means, melbourne, moving, odd, panel, pulled, removal, scored, short, story, tackle, true, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 1,980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

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ELECTRICAL

Electrical Engineer allowed to do Electrical work?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

2002, act, allowed, carried, carry, cert, compliance, electrical, engineer, engineers, greg, household, info, misread, posts, reading, safety, true

Replies: 0
Views: 2,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

My Kettle Is Stuffed - Is It The Element?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

action, advised, appears, attached, base, bin, blown, cheers, curiosity, element, gowink, head, image, intention, item, kettle, metal, missing, ohms, purely, putting, reading, resistance, satisfy, stuffed, suggests, thrown, thumbnails, true

Replies: 0
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

GAS HWS Replacement Adelaide

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

$2.5k, 2.5, adelaide, bit, date, dave, day, expensive, fix, gas, hws, instantaneous, l/m, leaking, meet, people, plumber, pretty, quoted, replace, replacement, replacing, round, standard, stars, storage, told, true, unit, units

Replies: 0
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Merbau Fence/Screen

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

70mm, 90mm, appreciated, bet, boards, feedback, fence, fence/screen, fix, fixing, greatly, gum, gun, hand, merbau, nailing, piece, posts, putting, recommended, red, screwing, spaced, straight, thinking, true, twist, vertical, warp, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 5,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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Life

Started by DavidG, 3rd November 2008 05:38 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2008 05:50 AM; by underfoot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Kinda OT, but nearly true

Started by Gil Jones, 12th October 2008 04:32 AM

$240, aro-d, assets, broker, buy, cash, correction, day, disconnected, ex-wife, financial, flow, investor, kinda, lawyer, makes, market, money, movement, officer, phone, poor, selling, share, split, stock, stocks, sucker, true, yahoo

Replies: 3
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 06:09 AM; by Gil Jones

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to call the police in QLD :)

Started by gawdelpus, 28th August 2008 11:19 PM

ago, ambulance, armed, burglars, call, called, cars, caught, counted, door, george, hung, light, love, mess, minutes, people, phillips, phoned, police, policemen, qld, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, true, unit

Replies: 10
Views: 2,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2008 11:38 AM; by damian

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JOKES

wwf - NEW DEFAULT SKIN

Started by ubeaut, 13th August 2008 01:50 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adjust, background, backgrounds, bar, brighter, bring, cheers, colour, colours, darker, default, dropdown, floor, left, maroon, monitor, navigation, neil, pages, pick, redesigned, rest, screens, selection, skin, skins, till, tonight, true, wwf

Replies: 27
Views: 4,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2008 01:01 AM; by joe greiner

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

The Bacon Tree

Started by WoodJunky, 21st August 2008 08:34 PM

amigo, bacon, breath, bush, close, closely, deed, desert, dying, eees, ees, eet, friend, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, mortally, pepe, races, smell, sudden, tree, true, warn, wounded

Replies: 3
Views: 1,650

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 08:46 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

True Storey

Started by Shutterbug, 16th August 2008 12:54 PM

boy, boys, break, fat, habit, hell, mother, opposite, pregnant, repeatedly, sits, sitting, storey, sucking, tells, thumb, train, true, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2008 10:55 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Catholic horses

Started by wheelinround, 14th August 2008 11:42 AM

awaited, bet, blessed, blessing, bye, catholic, cent, day, dumbfounded, forehead, hooves, horse, horses, lining, lost, mitch, nag, observed, owned, priest, priests, race, savings, shot, stepped, track, true, watched, winner, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 11:42 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Two Patients

Started by joe greiner, 6th July 2008 09:24 PM

american, appointment, citizen, difference, doctor, dog, exam, family, found, funnier, initial, joe, joke, jokes, limp, months, patient, patients, scheduled, senior, site, specialist, surgery, true, waiting, waits, web, week, weeks, x-ray

Replies: 3
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2008 03:16 PM; by Rodgera

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This can't be true surely

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 05:44 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 10:58 PM; by RufflyRustic

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Too true

Started by Elbow, 20th June 2008 05:15 PM

allan, dangerous, deciding, faint, fine, hard, loud, meaning, means, minutes, mistake, pay, question, refer, response, result, run, sigh, statement, statements, thanking, times, true, woman, womans, women, womens, word, words, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 08:23 PM; by RufflyRustic

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JOKES

Hello all

Started by Peow130, 16th June 2008 04:16 PM

#315, apply, australia, bryan, coffee, difference, finish, finished, forum, glossy, guess, hope, lacquer, managed, months, oak, oil, options, p.s, produce, read, red, school, stain, table, time, title, true, type, woodshop

Replies: 9
Views: 1,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2008 09:30 PM; by jr french

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FINISHING

True compassion

Started by fenderbelly, 11th June 2008 11:27 AM

accident, apologies, bad, bedside, business, car, coma, compassion, day, dear, failed, failing, fill, fired, gently, health, heart, house, lost, luck, months, motioned, nearer, sat, smiling, started, stayed, support, true, warmth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 12:34 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

How to get to windows with storms to putty

Started by ilvflowers, 12th May 2008 12:57 AM

1920, bedroom, bottom, diy, found, glass, house, improvement, inside, mom, moves, owns, paint, posts, proceed, putty, read, removing, repainting, scraping, screens, sealed, single, started, storms, tools, true, weights, window, windows

Replies: 1
Views: 981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 09:59 AM; by Pheonix

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Irish logic

Started by wheelinround, 5th May 2008 04:34 PM

aye, care, couple, day, dead, father, front, irish, jackass, jones, kin, lads, lawn, logic, lying, matter, moment, notify, obliged, omalley, people, replied, send, sergeant, smirk, texas, tis, true, wit, yer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:38 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Water tanks

Started by Com_VC, 26th April 2008 07:30 PM

5000-6000, advice, attract, corrugated, decide, dirty, easier, harder, involved, litres, mould, period, plain, plastic, stock, strong, tank, tanks, told, true, waiting, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 01:14 PM; by SilentButDeadly

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PLUMBING

tiling by a non-tiler?

Started by SkyHook, 11th April 2008 05:01 PM

bit, builder, builders, certified, concerned, cutting, darker, esp, fall, job, lay, light, mark, match, may-, mix, nontiler, nsw, opinions, porcelain, qualified, rough, tile, tiles, tiling, told, tradesman, true, waste, waterproofing

Replies: 11
Views: 3,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 11:01 AM; by zacnelson

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TILING

Woodworking cryptics

Started by munruben, 13th April 2008 11:07 PM

actor, addled, airless, amateur, blade, cheap, cryptics, dance, endless, french, hit, irish, joined, lifeless, looked, mountain, music, observed, plunge, reciprocate, remember, scottish, sea, seat, species, tree, true, wandered, woodworking, zoo

Replies: 7
Views: 1,966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2008 05:22 PM; by munruben

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Gloating, boasting, bragging, skiting...

Started by Frank&Earnest, 7th April 2008 05:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit, ago, anglo, anglos, bit, boastful, boasting, bragging, couple, culture, culture;, days, deliberately, dictionary, educate, gentlemanly, gloat, gloating, happily, happy, implies, instructed, malice, malicious, pride, read, respectable, sentence, skiting, true

Replies: 26
Views: 6,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 12:02 PM; by Andy Mac

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

File Formats

Started by joe greiner, 7th April 2008 10:07 PM

1950s, antique, bastard, bet, checked, dad, damn, file, flat, formats, heard, joe, joke, label, late, lester, lesters, looked, pal, picked, rasp, rough, round, sonofabitch, story, teenagers, tool, true, visited, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 10:07 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Ebay going belly up?

Started by weisyboy, 24th March 2008 08:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acording, belive, belly, customer, dealing, depends, due, ebay, hell, leave, lot, mutch, people, poor, question, seller, service, tonight, true

Replies: 25
Views: 3,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2008 02:36 PM; by Incoming!

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Do no-eave gutters leak into house?

Started by SkyHook, 21st March 2008 04:10 PM

avoid, built, ceiling, downpour, eaves, extension, fibro, gutter, guttering, gutters, heard, house, install, iron, leak, low, mark, no-eave, noeave, overflow, pitch, ready, roof, roofing, single, story, stud, true, wall, zincalume

Replies: 13
Views: 2,795

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2008 08:47 AM; by silentC

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

clouts in sub-floor

Started by bosco1, 19th March 2008 11:33 PM

400, appreciated, cement, clouts, fibre, floating, floor, flooring, headless, heads, holding, lost, minimise, nailed, pine, previously, proceed, push, putting, raise, risk, sub-floor, subfloor, suggestions, tiles, timber, time, told, true, underlay

Replies: 2
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2008 08:49 AM; by DvdHntr

Forum:
FLOORING

first project almost finished....

Started by Rattrap, 13th March 2008 06:05 PM

320, 600, base, blackwood, colours, fairly, finish, finished, gun, hand, heat, info, lazy, oak, oil, project, ready, resistant, sanded, sander, spray, sugestions, susan, tassie, tend, timber, tough, true, type, water

Replies: 6
Views: 1,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2008 08:57 PM; by Rattrap

Forum:
FINISHING

How to stuff Speed Radar

Started by wheelinround, 1st March 2008 05:56 PM

alert, approaching, automatically, complete, computer, detected, equipment, file, hostile, incident, laconic, locked, message, missile, officer, officers, presence, raaf, radar, reply, speed, speeding, stuff, style, subsequently, tactical, to-ground, tornado, true, williamtown

Replies: 14
Views: 2,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 08:31 PM; by munruben

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Momento

Started by Ashwood, 29th February 2008 09:01 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 07:10 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Greek v. Italian

Started by WoodJunky, 26th February 2008 08:16 PM

advanced, birth, built, coliseum, culture, day, discussing, discussion, empire, finality, flourish, greek, greeks, introduced, invented, italian, italians, lattes, nodded, replied, retorted, roman, sex, sitting, starbucks, superior, triple, true, we;, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 08:16 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Finally a Fairy tale put into perpective?

Started by WoodJunky, 21st February 2008 11:24 PM

67728, ago, bitch, day, fairy, finally, nag, perpective, tale, tales, time, true, whine, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 07:10 AM; by Calm

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JOKES

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