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an oldie

Started by Eastie, 1st November 2002 04:26 PM

1.0, 1.0s, 2000, additional, automatic, automatically, bundle, costly, diary, discover, e-mail, explorer, files, girlfriend, guess, mistress, months, oldie, original, products, re-surfaced, regularly, require, run, stored, system, updating, upgraded, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2002 06:38 PM; by RETIRED

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Gaps in mortar

Started by Iain, 21st October 2002 08:07 AM

affected, bit, bricks, chad, confined, gaps, house, insect, internal, lot, makes, morgans, mortar, moving, overfill, powdery, random, rebuild, required, selection, sort, sound, spread, structural, teeth, total, vanished, wall, wife, wrong

Replies: 7
Views: 4,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2002 09:25 PM; by soundman

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Witch Test

Started by oges, 23rd October 2002 09:25 AM

brides, brooms, broomstick, broomsticks, certificates, check, claim, conducted, forced, future, guys, involves, issued, married, non-witches, official, real, serbia, sitting, squat, supported, test, time, told, weigh, weighing, wife, witch, witches, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2002 09:25 AM; by oges

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reality hits

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:51 PM

anesthesia, asleep, beautiful, cute, disappointed, drugs, eyes, fell, fluttered, happened, heard, hits, minutes, reality, replied, sitting, stayed, surgery, waking, wearing, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:51 PM; by Gino

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Golfers

Started by Ray from Toronto, 14th October 2002 02:23 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:21 PM; by Gino

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from the mouths of babes

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:47 PM

age, babes, boys, call, columns, date, day, dead, decides, favourite, home, kelvin, kids, kiss, law, marriage, married, marry, mouths, pam, people, person, play, pretty, rich, ricky, run, single, sports, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2002 10:40 PM; by AlexS

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rural show

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:36 PM

365, alley, bull, bulls, cow, day, drops, fed, heading, houses, husband, learn, live, mated, month, mouth, nice, proceed, rural, sign, stall, start, stated, stock, takes, times, wife, wifes, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:36 PM; by Gino

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lawyer

Started by Gino, 17th September 2002 11:09 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 2,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2002 12:15 AM; by Corunetes

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quick wit

Started by Gino, 17th September 2002 11:08 PM

asia, countries, dad, heard, marries, quick, son, true, wife, wit

Replies: 2
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2002 12:22 AM; by Gino

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women

Started by Gino, 4th September 2002 11:03 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, cia, door, eyes, finally, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, shot, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, tears, wife, wiped, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2002 11:03 PM; by Gino

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The good, the bad & the ugly

Started by DarrylF, 29th August 2002 09:47 PM

bad, bees, birds, carrying, christmas, clients, corrections, coworkers, cross-dresser, dating, daughter, fashion, fatigues, friend, good, hooker, husband, interrupting, job, makes, money, postmans, pregnant, shotgun, son, talk, ugly, understands, wearing, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 2,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2002 09:47 PM; by DarrylF

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Mathematics et. al.

Started by Stuart, 5th August 2002 02:18 PM

affair, argument, aunts, beginning, boss, bugging, change, dumb, employee, expecting, future, happy, item, lot, love, married, marries, mathematics, pay, people, ribs, romance, smart, stop, successful, understand, wife, woman, word, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2002 02:18 PM; by Stuart

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Boob Job

Started by Jim Carroll, 17th July 2002 11:07 PM

allright, backside, boob, chatting, day, husband, job, paper, replies, toilet, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2002 08:59 AM; by Iain

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Math points to ponder

Started by John Saxton, 8th April 2002 08:40 PM

argument, boss, bugging, change, discussion, dumb, employee, expecting, future, item, johnno, lot, love, married, marries, math, pay, people, points, ponder, romance, smart, stop, successful, technique, understand, wife, woman, word, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 1,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2002 08:40 PM; by John Saxton

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Bruce

Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 09:59 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2002 12:57 PM; by Kev Y.

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The Barman

Started by Richard Casey, 16th March 2002 07:07 PM

20c, 75c, bank, bar, barman, bloke, business, cheap, cost, customer, deal, drink, expensive, feels, finishing, gonna, gunna, happy, heaps, joint, manager, martini, mate, prices, replies, thatll, treating, upstairs, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2002 07:07 PM; by Richard Casey

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perfect breakfast

Started by Kev Y., 28th February 2002 09:40 PM

breakfast, carton, cover, daughter, forbes, front, milk, mistress, penthouse, perfect, sitting, son, table, wheaties, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2002 09:40 PM; by Kev Y.

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GOLFING BUDDIES

Started by ken yates, 12th February 2002 03:02 PM

2002.], admiring, brochures, buddies, car, christmas, cruise, edited, eyeballs, february, game, golf, golfer, golfing, guy, home, manual, meet, message, morning, old-timers, planning, reading, shes, spent, staring, sweater, ton, wife, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2002 03:02 PM; by ken yates

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what do you do..

Started by Kev Y., 4th February 2002 09:44 PM

chain, fridge, kitchen, loungeroom, nags, shorten, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2002 08:39 PM; by Richard Casey

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gas grill

Started by ken yates, 31st January 2002 03:14 PM

action, bed, bending, butt, cold, couple, cuddled, day, evening, fat, fire, garden, gas, giving, grill, hey, honey, husband, inside, matter, measured, pulling, replied, rest, rolled, shoulder, speak, weanie, weeds, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2002 03:14 PM; by ken yates

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2 animal jokes

Started by Gino, 6th November 2001 10:29 PM

$20, >after, >all, >the, >well, >what, >with, animal, cat, dead, dog, dogs, english, feet, guy, happened, head, jokes, labrador, lifted, nighty, parrot, postman, sadly, shook, sniffing, speak, table, vet, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2001 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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The value of undies

Started by Iain, 13th October 2001 01:49 PM

bonnet, car, chassis, dutifully, embarrassment, feet, forward, glaringly, husband, idly, lack, looked, lot, mechanic, private, protruding, public, quickly, regaining, shorts, stand, standing, staring, stepped, stitches, unable, underpants, undies, wear, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2001 09:22 AM; by Gino

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NUMBER 2

Started by Barry Nelson, 1st September 2001 06:23 PM

bed, bell, bloody, business.after, clothes, couple, fire, hell, hose, husband, married, minutes, number, proceeds, replies, rushes, signal, stops, suddenly, that?said, top, trouble, troubles, wife, yell, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2001 06:23 PM; by Barry Nelson

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Little Johnny

Started by Iain, 25th August 2001 07:38 PM

ahead, bed, bedroom, bob, closet, croaked, daddy, door, father, greeted, guess, held, home, husband, johnny, lady, leaving, mommy, mother, playing, summer, told, top, town, uncle, undressed, upstairs, week, wife, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2001 07:38 PM; by Iain

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Deprivation

Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2001 09:42 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,694

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2001 09:42 PM; by John Saxton

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Great moments in history

Started by Gino, 7th July 2001 12:47 AM

1885ad, adam, beer, bell, benz, camera, creates, day, develops, dog, egyptians, embrace, franklin, friend, god, great, history, idea, invents, makes, moments, moses, news, plans, visa, weekend, wife, woman, women, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2001 12:47 AM; by Gino

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Saxtons Downfall

Started by Iain, 26th June 2001 09:10 AM

$0.00, account, bank, bill, called, card, care, check, company, computer, credit, day, decided, downfall, drunk, examining, finally, lawyer, month, owed, plastic, purchases, received, recover, rubber, saxtons, stating, steps, taking, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2001 08:25 PM; by John Saxton

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Night Out

Started by Iain, 18th June 2001 12:31 PM

a.m, beer, boys, cleared, clock, conflict, cuckoo, cuckooed, disturbed, drunk, easy, escape, f###, farted, giggled, home, hours, invited, morning, night, oclock, passed, promise, smashed, throat, time, times, told, whew, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2001 12:31 PM; by Iain

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Falling from Grace

Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2001 09:11 PM

about.your, accusing, adultery, code, concerned, fallen, falling, fell, finger, grace, laughing, mayor, no-one, people, priest, sidewalks, started, talking, times, told, town, town.when, visited, week, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 09:11 PM; by John Saxton

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If you think you're havin' a bad day

Started by John Saxton, 23rd May 2001 10:36 PM

ambulance, arm, bad, cheers, damage, day, fire, forest, forest.the, found, havin, home, husband, looked, lying, minute, motorcycle, paramedics, patio, pay, phone, protesters, ran, released, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, toilet, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 07:02 PM; by John Saxton

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For us older gentlemen.

Started by RETIRED, 26th May 2001 06:28 PM

application, chest, counter, curly, day, disability, dropped, excitedly, experience, gentlemen, hair, home, ian, left, office, older, pants, processed, proof, robbo, robertson, security, shirt, silver, social, tells, time, wallet, wife, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2001 04:57 PM; by JackoH

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for women only

Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 11:01 AM

answered, clothes, day, door, food, found, front, happened, headed, home, house, incredulous, looked, lounging, pajamas, piles, quickly, reply, serious, smiled, spilled, spread, stairs, stepping, strewn, toys, wife, women, world, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 11:01 AM; by Gino

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Back from the dead

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:20 PM

address, anguished, appeal, arrival, arrived, beach, day, dead, departed, died, e-mail, elderly, error, gate, grieving, haste, home, hot, husband, message, miami, monitor, preachers, scream, screen, told, wait, weather, widow, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:47 PM; by John Saxton

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marriage

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 06:25 PM; by Gino

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Male Viewpoints

Started by John Saxton, 15th February 2001 10:20 PM

alive, angel, birthday, classifiedwife, created, day, define, effective, forget, god, guy, hundred, laundry, letters, lucky, male, marriage?anexpensive, married, mine, mines, proudly, received, remember, rested, son, viewpoints, wanted.next, wife, wifes, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 2,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2001 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

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one to think about......... ;)

Started by lacewood, 16th February 2001 07:15 PM

agent, beat, blanks, brow, chair, children, cia, death, door, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, nursing, quiet, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, wife, wiped, woman, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2001 07:15 PM; by lacewood

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Your pain My gain

Started by John Saxton, 24th January 2001 08:54 PM

10%, 50%.even, baby, couple, day, decided, delivered, doctor, effect, encouraged, feeling, front, gain, healthy, helping, hospital, husband, husband.since, labour, level, machine, negative, next-door, pain, transfer, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2001 08:54 PM; by John Saxton

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Blonds revenge

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:41 PM

bachelor, blond, blonds, brain, bulb, call, creating, drive-up, dumb, exchange, gift, gifted, god, gods, gourmet, half, holds, jokes, relationship, restaurant, revenge, revolve, smartest, time, waits, wife, window, woman, women, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:41 PM; by Gino

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things people say in court

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:31 PM

499, accident, affect, alive, autopsies, autopsy, check, court, date, dead, death, defendant, doctor, medium, memory, milepost, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, school, sir, sitting, stairs, terminated, things, time, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:31 PM; by Gino

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Golf

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:03 PM; by Gino

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having a bad day

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:59 PM

ambulance, bad, bathroom, blown, burns, cigarette, day, door, floor, found, home, husband, kitchen, laying, legs, motorcycle, newspaper, paramedics, patio, phone, ran, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, stretcher, suffering, toilet, towels, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:59 PM; by Gino

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They're Like What?

Started by oges, 5th January 2001 07:39 AM

birthday, bra, bust, buying, charge, coconuts, ears, entered, expensive, faintest, fruits, grape, hard, idea, intimidated, ladies, looked, married, melons, oranges, pair, resembles, salesgirls, shop, sir, size, spaniels, surprise, wife, wifes

Replies: 9
Views: 2,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2001 08:27 AM; by Iain

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Cop this

Started by John Saxton, 7th December 2000 11:37 PM

13th.i, afraid, bmw, car, cop, cop.i, driving, examined, excuse, feel, friday, guy, heard, hit, johnno, licence, moment, needle, nice, officer, ran, suddenly, week, weekend, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2000 11:37 PM; by John Saxton

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A case of give and take

Started by John Saxton, 6th December 2000 06:55 PM

belong, brought, case, chair, children, children.the, court.but, custody, divorce, dollar, feet, judge, jumped, local, machine, moment, mother, pepsi, posed, protested, retain, rose, story, vending, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2000 06:55 PM; by John Saxton

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Quote

Started by oges, 27th November 2000 07:21 AM

author, paragraphs, unknown, wife, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2000 01:01 PM; by John Saxton

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Chain Letter

Started by Iain, 14th November 2000 02:15 PM

184, bound, break, brings, broke, cat, chain, cheerleader, cowboy, dallas, day, died, friend, have.at, keeping, letter, luck, lucky, mans, mine, received, remember, send, time, tired, wife, women, worth, writing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2000 02:15 PM; by Iain

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THE LAWYER TAKES A WIFE

Started by Hartley, 13th November 2000 09:51 AM

basic, collector, deliver, design, duh, engineer, excited, god, gonna, husband, husband#10, implement, job, lawyer, management, married, miss, process, product, research, screwed, services, stamp, state-of-the-art, system, takes, ten, time, understood, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2000 09:51 AM; by Hartley

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A laugh a minute

Started by John Saxton, 12th November 2000 08:49 PM

18pounds.so, angel, babies, baby, box, christmas, claus, cries, doctor, girl, james, laugh, minute, outside.hi, pulling, putting, refused, replied.on, researchers, saidgood, santa, saved, standing, top, tradition, tree, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2000 08:49 PM; by John Saxton

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A laugh or two for you

Started by John Saxton, 5th November 2000 10:12 AM

asleep, barn, beer, cheers, fell, female, found, hand, headache, hormones.to, husband, insurance, insured, laugh, male, mother, obsessed, partners, prove, scientists, sex, smiles, told, traces, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2000 10:12 AM; by John Saxton

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Bartender

Started by RETIRED, 20th October 2000 05:20 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2000 05:20 PM; by RETIRED

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