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Chocolate sundae

Started by Barry Hicks, 11th January 2008 12:48 PM

arthritis, bar, breath, catching, chocolate, crushed, hobbled, john, kindly, milk, munruben, nuts, painfully, pulled, replied, slowly, stool, sundae, waitress

Replies: 2
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 09:11 AM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Need help

Started by DavidG, 9th January 2008 10:06 PM

addicted, bathroom, bed, bedroom, bowl, cloths, dogs, dry, dryer, finish, finished, found, freecell, game, guys, hang, landed, left, line, neck, night, nuzzled, pillow, played, playing, slightly, slowly, tick, water, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 10:35 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Built a step for deck...pics (advice needed)

Started by oohsam, 20th December 2007 11:05 PM

advice, becuase, blunder, boards, built, cuts, deckpics, everytime, fix, hate, inside, joist, laid, left, lines, measurements, measuring, needed, offcuts, pic, pics, realised, slowly, step, straight, stupid, timber, upset, wasting, wondering

Replies: 10
Views: 2,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 07:53 PM; by AndrewPatrol

Forum:
DECKING

Pronunciation of "Wallan"

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th December 2007 07:16 PM

allan, barry, bite, called, counter, eat, excuse, food, girl, john, lives, maaacdonnnnaaaallldddsss, outlet, pronounce, pronounced, pronunciation, replied, slowly, touring, waalaaan, wallan, whalen, wollen

Replies: 3
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 08:48 AM; by zathras

Forum:
JOKES

Tooth extraction

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2007 05:01 PM

$100, $90, allan, barry, couple, dentist, dying, extract, extraction, feel, hope, minutes, moneys, protested, pull, quoted, replied, slowly, time, tooth, worried, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 05:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Manual Tile Cutter or Electric Tile Saw?

Started by Ronaldo451, 7th November 2007 11:27 AM

$19.99, %#&@, 300mm, buying, comments, cuts, cutter, cutters, cutting, diagonal, effect, electric, fortune, issues, job, manual, note, previous, pricing, quality, ron, saws, sigma, slowly, special, taking, tile, tiles, tiling, variation

Replies: 10
Views: 18,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 09:56 PM; by brickman

Forum:
TILING

Surprise surprise

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:22 AM

acting, appeared, calmly, chair, companion, dining, dinner, disappeared, door, fine, finished, firmly, husband, looked, noticed, paces, pardon, replied, restaurant, sight, slid, sliding, slowly, surprise, table, taking, unaware, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 05:29 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Completed Retaining Wall

Started by Feralbilly, 8th November 2007 06:38 PM

block, building, completed, cover, filled, filling, garden, ground, hanson, herb, lavender, pics, planting, posting, recently, retaining, rosemary, section, shrubs, slowly, soil, sorts, space, strawberries, terrace, top, wall, walls

Replies: 6
Views: 2,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 07:05 AM; by Feralbilly

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

How The Fight Started

Started by Arthur Dyason, 7th November 2007 04:11 PM

alongside, car, driver, dwarf, fight, funniest, guy, happy, intended, looked, morning, offence, pulled, rear-ended, replied, road, slowly, sooo, started, stormed, stressed, strike, suddenly, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 04:56 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Deep thought by men while fishing

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th October 2007 11:48 AM

allan, anonomous, beer, continues, deep, divorce, drinking, favourite, fish, fishing, hard, john, men, months, quietly, scare, silently, sipping, slowly, spoken, spot, thought, thoughtfully, wife, women, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 08:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Farmers Wife

Started by BazzaDLB, 4th October 2007 11:23 PM

applied, boots, called, day, died, directed, drunk, entering, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, fireplace, found, gay, glass, hand, hard, job, left, sitting, slowly, successful, town, trembling, unbutton, waiting, widow, wife, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 11:23 PM; by BazzaDLB

Forum:
JOKES

Two Irish woodies

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd October 2007 05:45 PM

afterall, allan, bombay, drew, excuse, family, forum, happy, irish, john, level, looked, mick, mods, mother, note, nun, p1zz, pat, perverts, slowly, street, suppose, theresa, walked, walking, woodie, woodies

Replies: 4
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 09:57 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Pecans In The Cemetery

Started by Simomatra, 3rd October 2007 10:29 AM

ahead, bike, boy, cemetery, dividing, fear, fence, hard, heard, hobbled, inside, insisted, iron, kid, lord, me.the, minutes, nuts, pecans, peered, slowly, standing, tellin, tighter, town, tree, truth, unable, walk, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 12:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Landscaper Designers - can I just pay for a design and DIY?

Started by JustAChick, 30th September 2007 08:47 AM

acre, chick, contract, dandenong, design, designer, designers, diy, half, job, landscape, landscaper, melb, onion, pay, ranges, recommendations, slowly, weed, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2007 12:18 PM; by JustAChick

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

QLD smart as whips

Started by wheelinround, 27th September 2007 12:49 PM

bar, breathalyser, car, centimetres, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pulled, qld, remained, reversed, road, slowly, smart, started, stationary, switched, tooted, vehicle, vehicles, waited, whips

Replies: 1
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 01:23 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Ghost Driver

Started by rtfarty, 29th August 2007 07:49 AM

appeared, breath, car, curve, driver, drunk, experience, gathering, ghost, hand, horrible, inside, john, jumped, lights, night, pub, ran, realised, road, rushed, shots, slowly, started, storm, strength, telling, tequila, wet, wheel

Replies: 5
Views: 1,848

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

electricity pit full of water!

Started by Amb, 7th August 2007 04:20 PM

advice, bad, bottom, conduit, dry, effects, electricity, evry, flow, found, front, house, lids, lifted, normal, phone, pit, pits, power, practice, properly, seal, slowly, supply, telstra, term, undergound, water, winter, worried

Replies: 14
Views: 2,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 01:23 PM; by maxpower

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Lights dim / flicker

Started by MarkWags, 9th August 2007 05:21 PM

blower, board, briefly, causing, ceiling, circuits, citipower, dim, ducted, filter, flicker, flickers, fluctuations, fuse, heating, house, idea, install, lamp, lighting, lights, outlet, power, powered, replaced, slowly, speak, start, starts, supply

Replies: 2
Views: 2,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2007 09:16 PM; by aussiecolector

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

French Polishing

Started by John Saxton, 18th October 2000 11:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ado, amidst, anticipation, apparent, art, artisans, ascribe, await, cheers, compare, days, disappearing, dosent, enlighten, finish, finishs, french, johnno, modern, polishing, practicality, range, refinishing, slowly, unenlightened

Replies: 24
Views: 7,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 09:00 PM; by Blackout

Forum:
FINISHING

How do I find a water leak?

Started by bubbleboy, 4th July 2007 11:16 AM

advance, appliances, coming, concrete, cracks, dark, detect, extensive, gauge, ground, home, house, inside, isolating, leak, marks, meter, plumber, plumbing, pooling, scotty, slowly, smashing, stab, start, suggestions, system, ticks, tool, water

Replies: 13
Views: 3,885

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2007 08:53 PM; by bubbleboy

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

KKK - Sort of

Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2007 09:54 AM

blonde, body, christian, confess, congregation, couple, drop-dead, fainted, feel, friends, glory, gorgeous, kkk, klan, klux, pew, preacher, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, sheets, simply, slowly, sort, stand, stop, told, traffic, wizard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2007 09:54 AM; by Jack Plane

Forum:
JOKES

a little help with television

Started by macklin, 5th April 2007 03:04 PM

bloom, change, changing, japanese/english, jean, manual, moment, quicker, slowly, stations, television

Replies: 12
Views: 1,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2007 12:43 AM; by Groggy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

foam lagged copper how to bend

Started by rgormley, 24th February 2007 11:54 PM

1/4, 3/8, air, bend, bender, bending, bit, cons, copper, drawn, foam, hand, hands, lagged, pipe, slowly, soft, twin, wrapped

Replies: 5
Views: 3,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2007 11:31 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

ooroo!

Started by Christopha, 29th January 2007 10:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, axe, chance, check, daddles, dingoes, doom, father, forum, lot, machines, neil, nickname, ooroo, patient, pile, poo, poor, posts, promise, read, real, redneckisms, robbos, slowly, sods, time, type, week, wink

Replies: 26
Views: 3,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2007 09:43 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tile Grouting - Damp Curing

Started by rod1949, 1st February 2007 11:44 AM

adhesives, amount, apply, ceramic, cleaning, clue, contact, cure, curing, damp, day, dry, ensure, excess, grout, grouting, hours, info, maker, minimum, mixing, morgan, packet, pass, read, result, simply, slowly, tile, water

Replies: 0
Views: 3,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2007 11:44 AM; by rod1949

Forum:
TILING

FBI Final Entrance Test

Started by Wood Butcher, 25th January 2007 08:14 PM

agent, banging, beat, chair, crashing, death, door, entrance, evil, fbi, final, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, kill, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, screaming, shots, slowly, test, walls, wife, womans, women

Replies: 7
Views: 2,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2007 11:43 AM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Alabama Preacher

Started by Baz, 25th January 2007 01:29 PM

alabama, blonde, body, bowed, christian, congregation, couple, drop-dead, fainted, friends, gorgeous, head, klan, klux, pew, preacher, quiet, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, sheets, simply, slowly, spoke, stand, stop, told, traffic, wizard

Replies: 5
Views: 1,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2007 04:03 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Leave of absence from forum

Started by BobR, 21st June 2006 11:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1966, 3rd, absence, bit, blood, christmas, coming, conserving, daintree, energy, expect, fish, forum, heading, inform, july, leave, lot, months, peoples, photography, regret, rolleyes, slowly, sport, sprinkled, tableland, taking, time, view

Replies: 28
Views: 3,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 04:40 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Zero Clearance Insert

Started by rrich, 14th November 2006 04:30 PM

5/16, baltic, biesemeyer, birch, blade, clamping, clearance, cut, cutting, dado, easier, fence, insert, kerf, left, piece, plywood, positioned, raised, slowly, solid, square, table, tilt, timber, wide

Replies: 4
Views: 2,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2006 05:31 AM; by ScottP

Forum:
SAFETY

Scottish logic

Started by Eddie Jones, 3rd November 2006 05:16 PM

africa, audience, bono, child, clap, concert, dies, f#^@, front, glasgow, hands, holding, logic, microphone, pierces, quiet, scottish, silence, silence;, slowly, starts, stop, time, total, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2006 11:30 AM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

A Couple of Oldies

Started by Baz, 17th October 2006 09:10 PM

$10, $50, bag, boy, car, contractions, couple, dad, driver, giving, involuntary, irritated, juicy, listen, live, lollies, medical, muscular, oldies, professor, quizzed, realizing, replied, rolling, sigh, slowly, students, stuffed, walking, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2006 11:15 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Bono

Started by Baz, 3rd October 2006 09:21 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 01:10 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Help!! screed bathroom floor

Started by danger005, 23rd August 2006 01:39 PM

adhesive, advance, apprehensive, bathroom, boards, fall, fix, flexible, floor, floor-, found, guide, info, lay, mix, mortar, moving, net, pack, planning, screed, shower, sitting, slope, slowly, spreading, step, tiles, wall, waste

Replies: 8
Views: 21,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2006 04:17 PM; by anawanahuanana

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Chainsaw excitement

Started by Andy Mac, 29th July 2006 08:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amazed, bit, chain, chainbar, chainsaw, cover, cut, damage, engine, excitement, expected, firewood, forward, found, handle, happened, job, left, lost, noticed, pulled, quickly, relieved, sawdust, slowly, slowness, switched, tangled, unravelledeek, whip

Replies: 17
Views: 3,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2006 08:38 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
SAFETY

Father I have sinned....

Started by rtfarty, 15th July 2006 09:15 AM

aisle, altar, boy, church, confession, confessional, dress, enters, fannie, father, front, green, hail, marys, month, months, priest, reflection, replies, sashays, sex, shoes, short, sinned, sinner, sits, slowly, week, whisperingly, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 09:15 AM; by rtfarty

Forum:
JOKES

celery pine help

Started by bitofascallywag, 29th June 2006 09:05 PM

1/2, ago, bandit, celery, coating, cracking, diam, distances, fix, gooday, inch, info, owner, paint, pine, posts, reckon, size, slowly, sorts.i, stainless, storie, strap, thickness, tool, track.all, varying, verandah, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 05:42 PM; by bitofascallywag

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Preserving/restoring Huon pine?

Started by ohno, 3rd June 2006 12:11 PM

core, created, developing, extremely, formed, head, huon, knothole, log, pine, preserving or restoring, preserving/restoring, preventing, rot, rotten, slowly, spreading, statue, time, top, untouched, wings, wood, worn

Replies: 10
Views: 3,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 10:36 AM; by Toymaker Len

Forum:
FINISHING

car boot hydraulics

Started by Tiger, 1st June 2006 10:17 PM

adjust, boot, camry, car, clonks, control, days, descends, head, hydraulics, load, loading, refuses, slowly, station, stay, toyota, unloading, wagon, woodwork

Replies: 10
Views: 4,791

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2006 12:46 AM; by Tiger

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Neighbours

Started by leeton, 4th January 2006 08:41 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

amount, brewing, carport, champagne, council, deck, fence, feralls, free, hot, mind, months, neighbours, pergola, permit, plans, projects, ring, roof, shed, sipping, slowly, sound, spa, story, talk, talked, think.mad, tomoorow, whinger

Replies: 43
Views: 9,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 08:41 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

duck hunting

Started by goat, 5th May 2006 10:44 AM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, custom, dakota, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, hunting, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, meal, midriff, north, replied, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, tractor, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 10:44 AM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Re-finishing and darkening

Started by Groggy, 21st April 2006 03:47 PM

bit, boot, box, brown, clean, colour, darken, darkened, darkening, family, generations, ideas, lid, match, music, original, planning, polish, re-finish, re-finishing, redder, refinishing, remanufactured, repairing, replaced, shellac, slowly, suggestions, suitable, timber

Replies: 12
Views: 2,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2006 11:26 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
FINISHING

Making T and G floorboards

Started by dazzler, 24th March 2006 07:46 PM

bit, boards, cheers, choose, dark, darksiders, dazzler, decided, floorboards, flooring, grooving, heap, holes, house, lost, lounge, making, nice, piece, planes, run, slowly, step, tassie, thicknesser, timber, tongue, wondering

Replies: 5
Views: 2,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2006 11:40 AM; by Tasman

Forum:
FLOORING

Beam to stop the sky falling

Started by Joff, 16th March 2006 03:23 PM

10m, adding, beam, bigger, bit, box, d’day, existing, falling, flat, into…, i’m, joff, lounge, north, nth, pull, richmond, rooved, shaped, sky, slowly, stop, structure, sydney’s, transforming, wall, west, ‘l’

Replies: 7
Views: 1,873

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2006 06:46 PM; by kiwik

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

One For DanP

Started by Ashore, 18th March 2006 09:09 PM

alcohol, bar, breathalyser, broken, car, danp, decoy, designated, drive, dumbfounded, equipment, left, lights, minutes, officer, park, patiently, patrol, police, pulled, remained, road, said;, slowly, started, stationary, switched, time, vehicles, waited

Replies: 6
Views: 1,927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2006 03:31 PM; by DanP

Forum:
JOKES

Bathroom Reno update

Started by Simomatra, 5th December 2005 03:12 AM

bathroom, bit, caught, cheers, chores, couple, happy, home, pics, progress, progressing, reno, results, sam, slowly, stop, update, weeks

Replies: 5
Views: 3,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2006 10:29 AM; by Simomatra

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Old table

Started by Paul1234, 24th January 2006 07:41 AM

1920-50s, advice, appreciated, assuming, bad, condition, crazing, dirt, forum, helpful, hopes, hoping, inside, justice, learning, leg, legs, paul, pic, posts, project, reading, rubbing, slowly, start, table, time, top, valuable, varnish

Replies: 7
Views: 1,949

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 08:15 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
FINISHING

slowly getting there

Started by mudguts, 20th January 2006 08:46 PM

7mx5m, box, concreted, dig, erect, existing, fence, hammer, hey, holes, jack, lay, luck, path, posts, shedd, simple, slab, slowly, sounds, tear, yard

Replies: 4
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 02:52 PM; by mudguts

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Complete darkness

Started by Wongo, 20th January 2006 11:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bin, business, companies, complete, corporate, darkness, door, feature, found, green, hands, hang, light, managed, minutes, ridiculous, rubbish, sink, sit, slowly, steps, support, tap?confused, toilet, trapped, tripped, wait, waited, washed, worries

Replies: 24
Views: 2,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2006 04:09 PM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Good For A Senior Laugh

Started by DPB, 22nd January 2006 06:57 PM

answered, arthritis, bench, called, canal, careful, courage, days, doctor, estates, evening, good, hearing, heart, laugh, marry, meal, morris, neighbor, painfully, park, prison, remember, replied, senior, slowly, stool, trailer, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 06:57 PM; by DPB

Forum:
JOKES

We're none of us getting any younger, y'know....

Started by Driver, 18th January 2006 09:09 PM

arthritis, banana, breath, catching, couple, cream, crushed, flower, ice, kindly, kitchen, night, nuts, ooo--, painfully, parlor, pulled, replied, restaurant, rose, shuffled, slowly, split, stool, thorns, waitress, what’s, yelled, yknow, younger

Replies: 1
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 10:12 AM; by arose62

Forum:
JOKES

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