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Water Beds

Started by Rodgera, 15th September 2012 09:58 AM

beds, carry, customer, deliver, doh, filled, found, heard, helped, hundred, imaginable, item, journal, kidding, kilos, pause, question, replied, selling, short, stunned, water, weigh

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2012 09:58 AM; by Rodgera

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Visit to Wallan from "Rodgera"

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd September 2012 10:19 PM

10.00pm, allan, carpet, doorway, floorshow, lifted, night, pub, replied, rodgera, unexpected, visit, walked, wallan

Replies: 3
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2012 07:37 AM; by Rodgera

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Does this come up on Your Screen.

Started by issatree, 27th August 2012 06:56 PM

add, arrow, box, iphone, olas, promoting, reading, registraion, remember, replied, rid, robbos, screen, telling, thread, underlined, university, winning, words

Replies: 9
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2012 12:53 PM; by issatree

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Guarded LOL

Started by Rodgera, 3rd August 2012 10:06 AM

beautiful, children, doin, face-mask, gently, grandson, green, guarded, heard, interlude, lol, mask, morning, nanna, pale, putting, rarely, replied, stood, swmbo, told, wifeaka, years-old, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2012 03:25 PM; by rrich

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Ventriloquist mark 2

Started by Carry Pine, 18th August 2012 11:12 AM

act, audience, bit, bloke, clever, comedian, concentrate, dummy, english, hear, irish, irishman, joke, jokes, laughing, living, mark, nasty, puppet, replied, set, started, stupid, suitcase, talking, told, tonight, upset, ventriloquist, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2012 11:12 AM; by Carry Pine

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The wife

Started by fenderbelly, 15th August 2012 11:24 AM

death, die, door, hope, house, leave, painful, replied, screaming, slow, stay, walking, wife, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2012 10:22 PM; by Scott

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Rodgera in court case

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th July 2012 04:17 PM

$10, $20, allan, case, comment, contempt, cost, court, day, extra, handed, magistrate, note, pocket, pulled, reached, replied, rodger, rodgera, rubbish, uttered, word, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2012 06:46 PM; by A Duke

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Car Privileges

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2012 11:55 AM

1130, car, dad, daughter, dead-panned, family-car, father, front, frowning, home, house, kitchen, late, mother, nervously, night, paper, paperboy, party, precious, privileges, putting, replied, returned, saturday, sweetheart, talk, teenage, time, tire

Replies: 1
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2012 03:52 PM; by opelblues

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Healthy Place

Started by Rodgera, 3rd July 2012 04:52 PM

allan, arrived, bed, born, doctor, hair, head, healthy, john, lifted, met, moved, munruben, neighbor, place, replied, settling, strength, urging, walk, wonderful, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2012 01:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Boasting neighbour

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2012 06:35 PM

allan, beautiful, bmw, boasting, dragged, girlfriend, home, job, model, neighbour, nice, optician, photo, replied, shes, stunner, talking, wife, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2012 11:25 AM; by wheelinround

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Imminent Jail Break

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd June 2012 11:30 AM

break, cell, finish, imminent, jail, judge, mate, prison, reckon, replied, sentence, shes, wife, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2012 12:00 PM; by olbassy

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Accepting Authority

Started by Rodgera, 15th June 2012 08:49 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2012 05:14 PM; by BEKKY

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First Day of Psychiatry Class

Started by Rodgera, 27th May 2012 12:36 PM

class, day, depression, elation, emotional, extremes, giddyup, joy, opposite, parameters, professor, psychiatry, replied, sadness, set, sir, student, students, texan, texas, woe, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2012 11:50 AM; by A Duke

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Their usual positions...

Started by doug3030, 24th May 2012 02:18 AM

2012, boss, conversion, farah, field, goalpost, guys, hand, johnathan, kick, nsw, origin, pep, playing, position;, positions, replied, report, ricky, robbie, season, session, stood, stuart, talk, thurston, told, training, usual, waiting

Replies: 3
Views: 1,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2012 08:13 PM; by acmegridley

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Tragic golfing story

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th May 2012 11:26 AM

5-iron, allan, bloodied, called, club, cop, dead, dunno, found, golf, golfing, hit, holding, home, husband, neighbours, police, replied, standing, story, times, tragic, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2012 11:26 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Wedding day problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th May 2012 04:52 PM

aisle, allan, altar, bag, bride, clubs, day, escorted, eyes, golf, groom, looked, problem, reached, replied, standing, straight, wedding

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2012 04:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Dog Grooming

Started by Rodgera, 10th May 2012 02:10 PM

$25, bite, cost, counter, customer, dog, dogs, groomer, grooming, haircut, holding, indignantly, john, leash, looked, munruben, options, outraged, pay, pet, potential, price, receptionist, replied, store, told, true, vary, visibly, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2012 03:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Never Lie To A Woman

Started by chambezio, 27th April 2012 12:00 AM

answer, bit, blue, bluegill, boss, box, caught, fish, fishing, fishy, friends, home, husband, lie, lots, love, opportunity, pack, pyjamas, replied, salmon, silk, sounds, swordfish, tired, week, weekend, welcomed, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2012 03:30 AM; by wolften

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What's Your Golfing Secret?

Started by Rodgera, 19th April 2012 10:14 PM

female, game, golf, golfing, gushy, holes, jack, nicklaus, numbered, replied, reporter, secret, spectacular, synonymous, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2012 05:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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At the Bar

Started by Rodgera, 14th April 2012 04:16 PM

allan, bar, casually, drinks, drunks, idiot, john, mirror, replied, sitting, ten

Replies: 3
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2012 10:39 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Piano Tuner

Started by Rodgera, 14th April 2012 04:13 PM

announced, chest, complete, discovered, doorbell, exclaimed, front, house, lady, madam, neighbors, piano, porch, rang, replied, send, tool, tuner, workman

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2012 04:13 PM; by Rodgera

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Jury Duty

Started by Rodgera, 23rd March 2012 01:05 PM

agree, citizens, clerk, computer, county, court, dozen, drum, duty, entire, ex-wife, excused, fair, guarantee, hundred, impartial, judge, juror, jury, names, potential, process, pulled, randomly, reason, replied, report, selection, selects, well-versed

Replies: 2
Views: 2,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2012 04:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Good golfer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2012 05:33 PM

allan, approached, ball, bounced, clump, gap, gates, golfer, good, green, heaven, hit, killed, mighty, noticed, peter, replied, slight, swing, teed, tree, trees

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2012 05:33 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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humour .

Started by bluegum30, 6th March 2012 11:44 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2012 11:44 PM; by bluegum30

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Barbers

Started by fenderbelly, 29th February 2012 04:01 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2012 09:49 PM; by fenderbelly

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Car parking problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th February 2012 07:13 PM

allan, announcement, announcer, bitterly, breakfast, car, cold, day, days, expecting, garage, husband, inches, knowing, leave, listening, park, parking, ploughs, power, problem, radio, replied, snow, stop, street, week, wife, worried, worrying

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Views: 1,916

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2012 07:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Fixed ribs

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th February 2012 07:20 PM

allan, bloke, checked, cracked, doctor, everythings, feel, fixed, minutes, photoshop, replied, resultant, ribs, terrific, xrayed, xrays

Replies: 3
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2012 10:19 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Blood transfusion

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th February 2012 04:45 PM

admitted, allan, arab, aye, blood, card, cherry, chocolate, donated, generous, hospital, laddie, located, luckily, occasion, phoned, precaution, rare, replied, ripe, scotsman, scottish, sheik, shocked, store, surgery, transfusion, type, veins, wad

Replies: 1
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2012 06:53 PM; by munruben

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Stolen car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th February 2012 04:33 PM

allan, bailed, barked, call, car, convince, coppers, darling, deafening, dropped, feather, frantically, headed, hour, keys, knocked, left, location, meek, morning, park, politely, realized, replied, silence, stolen, stupid, times, voice, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2012 06:50 PM; by munruben

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Truck Driver

Started by Rodgera, 1st February 2012 02:03 PM

air, bang, banging, cab, canaries, door, driver, driving, half, john, jumped, limit, lot, munruben, nosey, parking, pulled, replied, road, run, started, stoplight, talk, time, ton, tons, trailer, truck, trucker, wheeler

Replies: 7
Views: 1,975

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2012 07:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Caught in the Act

Started by Rodgera, 27th January 2012 06:48 AM

3-year-old, act, catching, caught, confronted, demanded, eating, granddaughter, grapes, helping, innocently, replied, share, sisters

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Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2012 06:48 AM; by Rodgera

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When is a Hardware Store not a Hardware Store?

Started by fineboxes, 22nd December 2011 08:52 AM

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amusing, anecdote, apparently, astounded, bunnings, cabinet, cheap, cheers, company?c, cost, department, dis-interestingly, green, hardware, head, heavy, labour, paint, patently, replied, scraper, shaking, share, shop, sigh, steve, store, told, tragic, walked

Replies: 18
Views: 3,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2011 09:36 AM; by andrewr79

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Christmas shopping

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd December 2011 10:00 PM

allan, blushing, buy, christmas, day, disappeared, door, fell, irate, jewellery, love, lovely, money, necklace, pub, rang, ray, realised, remember, replied, shop, shopping, started, suddenly, sue, time, totally, wheelinaround, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2011 07:53 AM; by Carry Pine

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Swooshing

Started by Woodwould, 7th December 2011 02:22 PM

asleep, bed, brilliant, doctor, drunk, fresh, home, husband, husbands, idea, keeping, manner, mouth, reborn, replied, shut, sod, swallow, swish, swished, swooshing, temper, threatening, threatens, time, touch, trick, water, weeks, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2011 10:40 PM; by doug3030

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False teeth

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2011 07:34 PM

accidentally, allan, annoyed, church, congregation, explanation, false, gums, half, hours, managed, minutes, painful, pastor, replied, set, shut, simply, speak, spoke, sunday, taking, teeth, ten, wifes

Replies: 6
Views: 1,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2011 09:45 AM; by Tubatoad

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Talking dog

Started by Tubatoad, 20th November 2011 10:54 AM

airport, amazed, amazing, backyard, country, decided, dog, dollars, earth, jetting, job, lab, liar, mess, owner, replied, returned, security, selling, settle, signed, sitting, spies, talk, talking, ten, tired, undercover, wandering, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2011 05:54 PM; by Grumpy John

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A little bit sloppy

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th October 2011 08:17 PM

address, agreeable, allan, assist, bit, details, handwriting, happy, john, local, met, munruben, oblige, office, post, postcard, ray, replied, sloppy, wallan, wheelinaround, write, writing

Replies: 2
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2011 09:32 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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A couple of old crows

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th October 2011 01:50 PM

allan, attached, birds, couple, crows, days, feed, fly, forthcoming, grandson, information, nestle, prepare, replied, school, velcroes, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2011 02:16 PM; by Chesand

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Lecture time

Started by Groggy, 3rd October 2011 07:07 PM

a.m, abuse, alcohol, body, effects, elderly, giving, human, late, lecture, night, officer, police, replied, smoking, staying, stopped, time, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2011 09:05 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Outdoors man

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th September 2011 08:24 PM

afternoon, allan, ball, buck, crappy, crawl, creek, deep, encountered, flooded, golf, golfer, grassed, gum, hole, incident, kangaroo, man, mate, morning, muddy, outdoors, replied, searching, stinking, telling, tiger, waist, walked, whopping

Replies: 1
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2011 10:10 PM; by wheelinround

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Last wishes

Started by popawisky, 13th August 2011 12:07 PM

agreed, amen, arrived, choose, christ, father, gillard, hand, hospital, jesus, julia, julia’s, lord, lying, minister, nurse, pattern, people, priest, priests, prime, replied, saviour, serenity, slowly, thieves;, treasurer, wayne, win, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2011 05:20 PM; by Rodgera

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Non-hostile Takeover

Started by Rodgera, 30th July 2011 10:51 AM

businessman, buy, can;t, care, charge, desk, easy, everyday, factories, family, father-in-law, half, hate, industry, learn, meeting, minute, money-making, nonhostile, office, operation, operations, owner, replied, son-in-law, stand, stuck, successful, takeover, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2011 10:08 AM; by Christos

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Worth a giggle.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th July 2011 05:00 PM

aeroplane, aisle, board, bomb, breakneck, defecated, detected, dog, duty, feet, giggle, handler, handlers, heroin, impressed, left, meant, passenger, paw, plane, pocket, remarked, replied, rushing, seat, sitting, speed, sudden, tapped, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2011 05:12 PM; by fenderbelly

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Short and Stout

Started by Rodgera, 1st July 2011 10:21 AM

admit, ago, armed, attorney, b.i.l, describe, extra, fat, person, pounds, prosecuting, questioning, replied, robbery, short, stout, town, victorian, witness

Replies: 1
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2011 08:03 PM; by Woodkid

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Rubbery

Started by Charleville, 17th June 2011 06:03 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2011 09:04 PM; by joe greiner

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The Haircut

Started by jredburn, 18th June 2011 11:51 PM

accept, barber, bill, card, changed, community, congressman, cop, diapers, door, dozen, florist, forward, future, haircut, happy, knowing, laughter, left, money, morning, pay, politicians, reason, replied, sense, service, shop, waiting, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2011 12:14 AM; by Ruddy

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Where?

Started by Rodgera, 18th June 2011 12:07 PM

address, box, called, coming, company, customer, dispatching, electric, envelope, exact, knocking, left, lineman, lines, maam, meant, office, post, power, rainstorm, rep, repairmen, replied, service, told, torrential, town, truck, weary

Replies: 0
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2011 12:07 PM; by Rodgera

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At the Doctor

Started by Rodgera, 16th June 2011 12:09 PM

called, doctor, examining, finally, hour, immediately, minutes, nurse, office, outer, replied, scale, wait, weight, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2011 04:04 PM; by RETIRED

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Handy machine

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th June 2011 08:34 PM

absolutely, age, allan, atm, beautiful, decided, door, front, gym, handy, impress, lady, looked, machine, personal, replied, shape, spotted, start, trainer, wallan, woman, woodie, workout

Replies: 9
Views: 1,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2011 07:43 PM; by Woodkid

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Electrical Officer

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2011 09:00 PM

aircraft, answered, assigned, carrier, considered, duties, electrical, fix, granddaughter, hammer, navy, officer, recently, replied

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 09:00 PM; by Rodgera

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