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Don't feel like it tonite....

Started by WoodyKnot, 18th October 2006 08:29 PM

added, baffled, buy, clothes, compliment, day, department, diamond, dropped, earrings, excited, feel, figured, financial, hold, honey, love, pair, satisfy, sexual, shopping, started, stuff, tennis, tonight, tonite, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2006 10:56 PM; by Ramps

Forum:
JOKES

Non-slip for vinyl and tile floors?

Started by journeyman Mick, 4th October 2006 12:37 AM

add, afterrolleyes, animal, bit, coke, covering, dad, doent, dropped, ease, fall, floor, floors, forward, friction, lot, mick, non-slip, nonslip, puddle, serious, slippery, spilling, sticky, suggestions, tile, treatment, vinyl, week, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 3,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2006 09:00 PM; by Jim Carroll

Forum:
FLOORING

ubeaut

Started by BernieP, 12th September 2006 07:20 PM

###%%%@@, bernie, bin, bottle, broken, cheers, dropped, eee, enter, fate, forum, garbage, glass, hole, hope, jar, label, moderators, picked, pidgeon, plastic, reason, residue, save, shellawax, sifting, silly, sponsor, tempt, ubeaut

Replies: 7
Views: 2,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2006 08:11 PM; by BernieP

Forum:
FINISHING

Henry Bros. & Australia Post

Started by AlexS, 19th July 2006 01:13 PM

a.m, australia, blade, blades, bros, courier, craig, craigb, door, dropped, henry, kindly, monday, morning, post, round, set, sharpened, thicknesser

Replies: 3
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 02:56 PM; by silentC

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Spaghetti Sauce

Started by Rodgera, 22nd June 2006 08:06 PM

advised, answer, becky, beckys, boil, called, center, concern, control, dinner, dish, dropped, forgot, giving, guest, haste, late, night, party, pasta, phone, poison, prepared, rang, refrigerate, sat, sauce, spaghetti, voiced, volunteered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2006 08:06 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Turning Reputation Points back on.

Started by ubeaut, 14th June 2006 09:13 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,902

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2006 09:13 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Technical questions about voip and 2 way satellite

Started by echnidna, 8th June 2006 08:48 PM

215, 3kbs, ago, bit, buildings, concerned, costs, days, dish, downloading, dropped, firewood, flick, grants, internet, isdn, kbs, leaves, line, moment, puddle, questions, reliable, satellite, service, sight, sooner, technical, tower, voip

Replies: 6
Views: 1,912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2006 09:24 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

safety cut off switch question please

Started by masterblaster, 16th May 2006 09:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 24
Views: 5,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 11:48 AM; by masterblaster

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

The expedition

Started by echnidna, 5th May 2006 10:47 AM

bunnies, called, dark, drop, dropped, emerged, expedition, expidition, fair, females, fun, geelong, hardware, hours, level, myers, pick, pickled, plaster, saveloy, shop, shopping, simple, store, suck, suggested, swmbo, trip, trolley, unloading

Replies: 12
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2006 06:50 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

duck hunting

Started by goat, 5th May 2006 10:44 AM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, custom, dakota, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, hunting, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, meal, midriff, north, replied, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, tractor, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 10:44 AM; by goat

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JOKES

The Fly

Started by Ian007, 5th April 2006 02:09 AM

airborne, ate, barn, climbed, dead, dropped, due, eaten, flight, floor, fly, fresh, handle, hit, hours, is…, jumped, leaning, manure, moral, pitchfork, rock…, splatting, spotted, story, thinking, top, wall, wrong, you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2006 08:01 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Miss Adventures

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th March 2006 09:50 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, adventures, buy, calling, car, decided, dropped, factory, fence, finished, guys, jumped, keys, maintenance, makes, meeting.confused, mill, mis-adventure, miss, miss-adventure, night, phil, realised, shop, talk, victoria, waiting, wife, wool, woolen

Replies: 36
Views: 3,937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2006 12:12 AM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

the lengths we go to...

Started by Slow6, 15th March 2006 06:41 PM

best/worst/stupidest, bit, broke, bugger, chuckling, clink.d, coppers, cross, dropped, fresh, heard, hed, home, hungry, late, lengths, neighbour, night, piece, pole, power, question, replaced, shift, stand, street, telling, timber, tip, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 6,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2006 06:14 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

Faux Pas

Started by Dennis Millard, 26th January 2006 02:50 PM

aids, band, beautiful, bleeding, breakfast, bush-, choked, dropped, father, faux, finger, french, fuss, garden, hows, iodine, made-, morning, mother, pas, picked, prick, pricked, remember, romantic, rose, sore, teapot, toast, yes;

Replies: 0
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 02:50 PM; by Dennis Millard

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JOKES

Post Restumping

Started by phyllis, 10th January 2006 08:52 PM

80%, ahead, bog, caused, change, concrete, condition, damage, drop, dropped, expect, floor, hard, helpconfused, house, levelled, months, phyllis, post, restumping, settle, settling, straight, stumps, tile, told, true, understand, walls, weeks

Replies: 10
Views: 5,966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2006 08:27 AM; by attie

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Peter Roebuck is a hypocrite

Started by silentC, 16th January 2006 10:52 AM

assault, attack, bowler, brett, charges, column, court, cricketers, dropped, dropping, fast, friday, gilly, guilts, hypocrite, katich, lee, limited, manslaughter, outstanding, overs, peter, picked, preferred, roebuck, smh, team, wind, word, wrote

Replies: 9
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2006 12:23 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Waterproofing

Started by Flyboy, 6th January 2006 01:13 PM

cheers, chisel, code, concrete, cost, dropped, floor, ground, hammer/cold, house, kitchen, level, machine, maximum, nsw, overflows, pipes, reckon, relevant, required, requirements, slab, taps, tiles, washing, waterproofed, waterproofing, week, workaround, workshop

Replies: 1
Views: 2,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2006 01:31 PM; by silentC

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

which cricket commentator should be dropped and why?

Started by fxst, 31st December 2005 02:28 PM

commentator, cricket, dropped, expurts, gumbyd, pete

Replies: 12
Views: 1,812

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2006 10:06 AM; by Studley 2436

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Santa's Bad Day

Started by Groggy, 22nd December 2005 10:34 AM

accidentally, angel, apple, bad, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cup, cupboard, day, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, found, frustration, hidden, house, hundreds, irritable, liquor, pieces, pot, rum, santa, shot, toys, tree

Replies: 1
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2005 01:39 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Outrage!!!!!!

Started by greg.smith, 1st October 2005 09:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

channel, cut, dropped, lifestyle, mad, outrage, sucks, workshop, yankee

Replies: 17
Views: 2,802

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 04:02 PM; by morry

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

The Farmer & the Lawyer

Started by Baz, 30th October 2005 07:29 PM

abide, agreed, boot, capped, city, climbed, custom, dropped, easily, farmer, farmers, fella, fence, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, outback, paddock, pig, replied, rule, shot, slowly, smiled, steel, three-kick, times, toe, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 05:31 PM; by Trav

Forum:
JOKES

To rob a Bank

Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM

ankles, attempting, bank, blonde, breathed, brunette, car, decided, door, dropped, drove, finally, guard, gun, heavily, passenger, plan, ran, reach, remember, rob, rope, safe, security, shut, stop, tied, waited, yeah, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Like the Bride's Nighty!

Started by bitingmidge, 2nd August 2005 12:26 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

armed, biting, blue, bride, brides, brittle, busier, catching, day, drop, dropped, eventually, finally, home, jointer, marples, methinks, midge, miss, moriarty, nighty, organise, peanut, rellos, return, round, train, whew, wongos, yep

Replies: 72
Views: 7,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 10:02 PM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

My restaurant rules!

Started by Christopha, 10th June 2005 10:17 PM

76.39, consulting, dropped, excuse, extra, flies, fly, found, hands, hanging, impressed, kitchen, noticed, pocket, restaurant, restroom, rules, save, shirt, shortening, spent, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, wash

Replies: 0
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2005 10:17 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Abstaining

Started by Shaty40, 8th April 2005 12:43 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2005 02:59 PM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

A Party of Famous Physicists

Started by Dr_Dewey, 16th March 2005 07:18 AM

buffet, colourful, curies, dressing, dropped, famous, forced, glowed, heisenberg, hilbert, himeself, italian, lot, millikan, mingle, oil, party, personality, physicists, potential, pretty, radiated, social, spaced, time, times, van, volt, waals, wien

Replies: 6
Views: 2,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2005 02:34 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Spot repairs on polished flloorboards

Started by Drus, 14th February 2005 03:28 PM

affect, ago, apply, appreciated, couple, damaged, dropped, effect, finish, flloorboards, floors, gloss, ideas, inch, leave, parquetry, polished, removed, renovations, repair, repairs, sanded, sanding, spot, square, stained, surrounding, tackle, treat, uneven

Replies: 1
Views: 1,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2005 08:07 AM; by seriph1

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

I can't believe It

Started by Wood Butcher, 13th February 2005 10:01 PM

10mm, admit, amateur, amount, bandsaw, collective, dropped, excellent, flames, guys, immense, injures, kerf, knowledge, local, purchased, push, recently, ripping, scared, scares, selling, sticks, stock, tablesaw, thick, watched, woodies, www.simplysoap.com.au, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 1,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2005 11:07 AM; by Iain

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Ozwinner's Office

Started by Wood Borer, 1st February 2005 09:19 AM

craporium, desk, directed, dropped, grunt, missed, office, ozwinner, ozwinners, pic, recently

Replies: 7
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 08:19 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

First Time

Started by Baz, 17th January 2005 08:03 PM

blouse, bra, climbed, condom, condum, desk, dropped, dumb-struck, excite, frown, handed, head, held, hold, laid, looked, minutes, nod, package, panties, pow, removed, skirt, slip, slipping, thumb, time, unbuttoned, unhooked, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2005 08:03 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Management Consultants

Started by graemet, 6th January 2005 09:10 PM

76.39, consultants, consulting, dropped, extra, firm, flies, fly, hanging, impressed, kitchen, management, noticed, observant, percent, pocket, pull, restroom, save, shirt, spare, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 09:10 PM; by graemet

Forum:
JOKES

Origins of lip balm.........

Started by Iain, 22nd December 2004 08:48 AM

aimed, balm, chapped, cowboy, cures, day, doors, dropped, dry, dusty, front, hold, horse, horse’s, howdy, lickin’, lip, lips, mister, nope, origins, powerful, reckon, saloon, sheriff, stepped, swinging, tail, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 1,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 08:34 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Grout Cleaner/Whitener

Started by glock40sw, 9th November 2004 12:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, built, clean, cleaner or whitener, cleaner/whitener, colour, driving, dropped, floor, forum, gday, grafton, grey/brown, grout, hooroo, house, kitchen, mad, missus, nice, product, restore, simply, stuff, tiles, trevor, white

Replies: 16
Views: 5,977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2004 10:03 AM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

You wouldn't read about it! :(

Started by journeyman Mick, 8th November 2004 10:03 PM

1/2, 50mm, 70mm, bloke, break, cacti, cactus, d@#head, diameter, dropped, expense, hand, heavy, kilos, laugh, metre, morning, pot, read, road, shirt, spikes, spines, storey, studded, surgery, tied, trolley, walked, weighing

Replies: 14
Views: 3,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 10:58 PM; by Toggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Finishing sheet flooring

Started by JulietDelta, 4th October 2004 09:19 PM

apply, appreciated, board, colour, cork, deep, dropped, finish, finished, finishing, floor, flooring, gloss, greatly, honey, john, kitchen, patrticle, sanding, satin, sheet, stain, start, suggestions, wondering

Replies: 8
Views: 4,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2004 10:05 AM; by IanA

Forum:
FLOORING

Warning....warning

Started by ozwinner, 27th September 2004 08:30 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 3,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2004 12:40 PM; by Termite

Forum:
FINISHING

How Not to Die

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:22 PM

16th, anesthesia, attack, attila, bacon, bladder, brahe, century, chicken, chloroform, coronary, dead, die, died, drink, dropped, eagle, fixx, found, head, hed, jogging, night, organic, research, rodale, snow, started, time, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:22 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

a dogs life

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 06:51 PM

animal, answer, boss, business, customer, dog, dogs, dropped, emptying, exclaimed, hell, imagination, incredible, job, life, looked, office, phone, playing, pleaded, prize, salesman, soul, stared, surprised, talk, tricks, wastebaskets, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 06:51 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

lowering bathroom floor

Started by VinoTinto, 2nd August 2004 07:27 PM

30mm, advance, avoid, bathroom, decapitate, dropped, effort, entrance, figure, floor, house, hump, job, layers, lot, lowering, pro, reno, resulting, shallower-joists, stumps, thnks, tiles, timber, underlay, vino, work-around

Replies: 8
Views: 4,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2004 05:23 AM; by VinoTinto

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Are the Bulldogs Guilty?

Started by silentC, 28th April 2004 12:57 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

annoys, bulldogs, closed, club, dodgey, dpp, dropped, evidence, false, guilty, incident, innocent, lack, lucky, means, media, mouths, necessarily, object, officials, people, players, proved, purpose, rant, short, spin, time, trial, vindicated

Replies: 28
Views: 6,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:26 PM; by DanP

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

It's true... Honest!!

Started by Neil, 10th February 2004 05:01 PM

balls, brass, cannon, cannons, chilled, contracts, dropped, faster, freeze, heyday, honest, indentations, iron, landlubbers, monkey, monkeys, plate, prevent, quickly, realize, resting, round, rust, rusting, sailing, ships, solution, time, true, war

Replies: 3
Views: 2,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2004 10:31 PM; by arose62

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

X-mas Spirit

Started by DaveInOz, 12th December 2003 11:27 AM

boy, bus, buy, car, children, christmas, dollar, dollars, dropped, entered, family, grabbed, heard, home, hundred, job, mall, meekly, money, mother, notes, poorly, realized, rushing, save, scream, siblings, spirit, whispered, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 11:27 AM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

Golfing nuns

Started by Simple, 8th August 2003 04:19 PM

amazed, ball, carried, claws, dropped, eagle, elder, fell, flew, golfing, grabbed, green, hole, impatient, inches, language, missed, mother, nun, nuns, putt, sighed, silent, sitting, squirrel, stopped, superior, swear, swore, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2003 04:19 PM; by Simple

Forum:
JOKES

A Christmas Angel

Started by ozbeast, 19th December 2002 06:54 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cupboard, day, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, floor, found, frustration, grow, hidden, hundreds, kitchen, liquor, merry, pieces, pot, rum, santa, shot, straw, toys, tree

Replies: 0
Views: 2,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2002 06:54 PM; by ozbeast

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A Woodies Yarn

Science of Cats & Buttered Bread

Started by Eastie, 8th November 2002 09:59 AM

attempts, bread, bread/butter, butter, buttered, carpet, cat, cats, chicken, dropped, energy, equally, feet, floor, foot, force, forces, impact, land, landing, lands, masala, monorail, probability, quantum, science, theory, tikka, toast, topping

Replies: 3
Views: 3,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2002 11:31 AM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Floor mats

Started by DarrylF, 26th September 2002 10:15 PM

12mm, 500x500mm, 6-8, aching, bench, camping, cell, clean, closed, concrete, correctly, covering, dropped, easier, edges, feet, floor, foam, front, hell, lot, main, mats, months, remember, saved, table, tents, tools, wandering

Replies: 0
Views: 2,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2002 10:15 PM; by DarrylF

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

driving

Started by ken yates, 12th February 2002 02:58 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2002 02:58 PM; by ken yates

Forum:
JOKES

For us older gentlemen.

Started by RETIRED, 26th May 2001 06:28 PM

application, chest, counter, curly, day, disability, dropped, excitedly, experience, gentlemen, hair, home, ian, left, office, older, pants, processed, proof, robbo, robertson, security, shirt, silver, social, tells, time, wallet, wife, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2001 04:57 PM; by JackoH

Forum:
JOKES

10 STEP GUIDE FOR THE DO-IT-YOURSELFER....

Started by Shane Watson, 1st February 2001 03:01 PM

alarm, battery;, bulb, clock, credit, doityourselfer, dropped, empty;, fuse;, guide, healed, kicking, level, minded, miracles, paint, people, pounding, redefine, replace, screwdriver, starts, step, stupid, succeed, success, suddenly, switch, tank, throwing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2001 05:11 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

WHAT did this guy have on his mind.

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 10:15 PM

cap, ceo, class, college, drop, dropout, dropped, ellison, established, guy, habits, hmm, hope, larry, late, lawrence, loser, losers, mind, network, oracle, people, person, planet, richest, stage, therapy, thousand, understandable, upset

Replies: 0
Views: 1,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 10:15 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

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