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Big Undies Sale - the joke that started it all.

Started by Calm, 24th August 2008 11:30 AM

102.3, 3ba, affair, ballarat, big, block, board, cheers, comedian, current, explain, flat, flats, funny, guess, heard, home, joke, ladies, laugh, listening, lived, notice, police, radio, sale, saturday, started, undies, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2008 08:10 PM; by Stuart

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JOKES

Can Anybody Explain

Started by rrich, 15th August 2008 03:00 PM

$1.50, bit, credit, dollar, evening, explain, las, machine, reels, sits, sleep, slot, swmbo, takes, thinking, time, upstairs, vegas, wait, wednesday, week

Replies: 4
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 11:49 PM; by Claw Hama

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I am confused and need some advice from the woodworking women

Started by Phil Spencer, 27th July 2008 10:57 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

advice, belgium, broken, btw, business, calls, card, causealga, chocolates, code, condition, confused, explain, google, happening, kilo, left, letter, letters, love, nurses, pain, phil, rehabilitation, sensitisation, station, wife, wifes, women, woodworking

Replies: 49
Views: 6,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 02:16 PM; by DavidG

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A must read for Grandparents. Those who aren't will love it, too.

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:28 AM

9-year-old, argue, ass, attack, baseball, boy, call, called, chance, coach, continued, cooperation, curse, dumb, explain, game, grandmother, grandparents, lose, love, nodded, pecker-head, play, players, read, sportsmanship, team, umpire, understand, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 11:28 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Spaghetti...

Started by WoodJunky, 19th July 2008 08:45 PM

arrange, begin, card, child, confused, day, explain, extra, fainted, home, husband, italy, meatballs, months, obeyed, payments, post, read, received, sauce, send, spaghetti, strange, support, watched, white, wife, write, written

Replies: 1
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 09:11 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

The Hotel Bill

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:14 PM

$400.00, $450.00, agrees, bad, bill, charged, check, cheque, clerk, complains, entertainers, eventually, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, matter, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,658

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 08:32 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

How to move a thread

Started by colbra, 13th July 2008 09:56 AM

change, colbra, explain, move, post, question, quick, thread, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2008 11:25 AM; by DJ’s Timber

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Lets Start A Fight

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th June 2008 07:17 PM

arm, balanced, belong, bloke, bush, conversation, doctor, driving, explain, farmer, fence, fight, idiot, injured, kevin, meant, outback, pick, polititian-, post, puzzled, replied, road, rudd, start, stitched, turtle, visiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2008 05:08 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Blind or Blonde?

Started by Rodgera, 22nd May 2008 09:22 AM

400-pound, bar, blind, blonde, bouncer, buddy, explain, hear, hey, joke, left, moment, nah, professional, silent, sitting, taps, times, walks, wanna, wrestler

Replies: 0
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2008 09:22 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Dolly Parton

Started by fenderbelly, 16th May 2008 10:43 AM

admitted, angel, beats, creations, day, dolly, elizabeth, explain, flush, flushed, flushes, gates, god, gods, heaven, immediately, lever, majesty, matter, outraged, pair, parton, pearly, perfect, pulled, queen, royal, simply, toilet, word

Replies: 7
Views: 2,988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 02:16 AM; by BobL

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JOKES

New member

Started by TheonlyCarlos, 1st May 2008 01:56 PM

1971, ago, brick, contents, email, explain, faster, fire, flue, forum, heater, home, house, live, maintain, member, minute, outer, ratings, read, registered, single, skills, storey, tasmania, trowel, veneer, vintage, wall, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2008 01:56 PM; by TheonlyCarlos

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

2 Builders

Started by Claw Hama, 21st April 2008 10:02 PM

active, assume, bedroom, beer, bill, builders, built, children, explain, fred, garden, goldfish, house, logical, married, masturbate, mate, nights, offence, pond, pub, rough, scientist, sexually, size, stockbroker, suit, toilet, wife, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 10:02 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Reblocking - Which Levelling Device To Use?

Started by Metal Head, 7th February 2008 10:51 PM

advance, advice, base, board, called, cheers, chimney, clipped, device, electronic, explain, gadget, google, hire, house, kindly, leave, levelling, locate, located, luckroll, minutes, reblocking, shape, signal, sort, spent, thanking, tube, wooden

Replies: 14
Views: 3,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2008 12:16 AM; by redcharger

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Allan From Wallen

Started by wheelinround, 5th March 2008 10:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, catching, desires, explain, finally, heard, horses, jokes, leave, moment, mouth, ray2tsup2tsup2tsup, sick, wallen

Replies: 25
Views: 2,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2008 09:11 AM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

diagnosis

Started by underfoot, 25th March 2008 05:32 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:32 PM; by underfoot

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JOKES

Digital Insulation Tester Meter Megger

Started by Turpy, 21st March 2008 01:19 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1000v, acceptable, answer, answers, coming, connected, digital, emailed, explain, forum, hope, information, insulation, leads, light, megger, meter, net, press, resistances, searched, sell, seller, sort, success, switch, test, tester, voltage, voltages

Replies: 16
Views: 5,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2008 09:52 AM; by elkangorito

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

new meanings

Started by underfoot, 14th March 2008 04:30 PM

apon, balderdash, coffee, coughed, drunk, emergency, esplanade, exam, explain, flatulence, hairline, humerous, meanings, picks, question, rapidly, receding, roller, run, steam, testicle, vehicle, words

Replies: 1
Views: 967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 04:36 PM; by watson

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JOKES

Crook back

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 01:03 PM

allan, ambulance, assured, attended, bmw, calendar, car, couple, crook, explain, extricate, fireman, firemen, happened, hell, husband, jaws, life, mans, months, replied, seized, sobbing, staff, stole, suddenly, tools, top, uncontrollably, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 01:26 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Caption required

Started by wayfarer, 10th March 2008 09:35 PM

caption, care, explain, move, required, tired, view, youtube

Replies: 4
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2008 05:06 PM; by Brickie

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JOKES

What Do You Call

Started by nev25, 2nd February 2008 12:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arms, block, blocks, bum, call, camel, carlos, deer, dug-less, edward, explain, eyes, head, humphrey, humps, idea, ilene, irene, jack, japanese, leaves, leg, legs, pile, rabbit, russell, setting, warren, woman, wood

Replies: 19
Views: 3,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 05:59 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Creative thinking

Started by mnorman007, 1st February 2008 09:45 PM

300mm, alternative, attached, brother, creative, drew, explain, flashing, frame, gutter, heaps, hold, ideal, learnt, metal, overcome, p.s, pergola, picture, plan, pretty, pricey, purlin, roof, sheeting, suggestions, thinking, time, wide, wondering

Replies: 8
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 10:05 PM; by rhancock

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The Church Gossip

Started by Stevenp, 1st February 2008 09:59 AM

church, ddd, defend, deny, evening, explain, feared, friends, front, george, gossip, gotta, home, house, left, love, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, parked, pickup, quietly, stared, told, town, walked, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 09:24 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

what is Secret Nailing?

Started by Samwise, 2nd February 2008 08:14 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

converting, cypress, explain, flooring, garage, info, intend, laying, lots, meant, nailing, pine, rolleyes, samwise, secret

Replies: 19
Views: 5,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 08:22 AM; by BigCal

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

A seatless chair!

Started by mebellus, 27th January 2008 12:40 PM

300+lbs, acquired, braces, chair, construction, enormous, explain, finish, free, front, nigh, pics, picture, proof, rear, remove, seat, seatless, spent, time, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2008 12:40 PM; by mebellus

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Access to Search facility

Started by whitewood, 24th January 2008 04:43 PM

access, day, entry, explain, facility, gain, search, subject, successfully, times

Replies: 3
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2008 06:42 PM; by whitewood

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Beautiful Explanation of Death

Started by wheelinround, 16th January 2008 07:02 AM

afraid, angels, beautiful, christian, death, die, doctor, dog, door, examination, explain, explanation, fear, feet, fly, friends, god, inside, lies, lift, master, meant, peace, quiet, quietly, remembering, sprang, trouble, trust, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 09:41 AM; by munruben

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Need help navigating forums

Started by barney118, 5th January 2008 10:16 PM

basics, birthday, blog, calendar, explain, forums, headings, ispy, item, navigating, post, wiki, woodies

Replies: 5
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 09:14 AM; by Honorary Bloke

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Decking above or below concrete step?

Started by pfuller, 12th December 2007 01:37 PM

attached, avoid, building, concealing, concrete, couple, deck, decking, door, explain, extruding, floor, frame, heard, house, inside, level, people, pics, properly, recommend, remove, run, seal, sits, slab, step, timber, top, water

Replies: 8
Views: 2,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 07:25 PM; by zathras

Forum:
DECKING

Dominator Automatic Garage Door Opener

Started by spartan, 25th October 2005 12:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

200km, automatic, bumb, bumped, call, ceiling, company, conduct, dark, dominator, door, e-mail, explain, garage, guys, hmmm, manual, mintues, opener, painting, pdf, question, remote, service, shot, similar, simply, technician, wire, wires

Replies: 19
Views: 11,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2007 12:04 AM; by Wooder at Home

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Extending elevated concrete slab floor over bearers and joists

Started by Hybrid, 1st December 2007 09:44 AM

bearers, bed, concrete, cracking, designed, dislike, doh, elevated, eventually, explain, extended, extending, flat, floor, http://imageshack.us, hug, installed, joint, joists, laundry, line, lino, mortar, opinions, presume, situation, slab, sloped, tackle, tiling

Replies: 3
Views: 4,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 06:27 PM; by Dirty Doogie

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Earth Pins on Power Tools

Started by Burnsy, 9th July 2007 11:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cheap, cord, cut, earth, equipment, explain, factory, figure, figured, fitted, found, happy, hitachi, imporatnce, piece, pin, pins, plane, plug, power, quality, rcds, relationship, replace, safer, sealed, time, tools, tripped, wire

Replies: 23
Views: 5,836

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 10:50 PM; by Burnsy

Forum:
SAFETY

Citizenship questions

Started by Christopha, 19th October 2007 06:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

barbie, beer, bit, called, car, celery, chop, chow, chuck, citizenship, cream, dishes, eat, eaten, explain, involving, kai, mein, noodle, pav, period, questions, rissole, salad, serves, soup, suey, three-bean, two-hour, washed

Replies: 25
Views: 3,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 10:22 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gal v Zinc

Started by Bluegum, 20th October 2007 03:21 PM

$60, bad, bit, break, cheaper, confused, electrosis, eventually, explain, figured, form, gal, guttering, gutters, local, mattter, merchant, metre, odd, price, race, reasonable, replace, roof, run, steel, stuff, talking, told, zinc

Replies: 9
Views: 6,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 04:15 PM; by silentC

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Recessed Windows?

Started by memphis, 25th September 2007 04:09 PM

2nd, blueboard, brick, double, downstairs, edges, explain, finish, flush, hard, hope, inside, installed, installing, match, prevent, provide, recessed, render, rendered, run, seal, sill, storey, stud, understand, wall, water, window, windows

Replies: 1
Views: 2,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 08:03 PM; by memphis

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Citizenship Test

Started by Sebastiaan56, 11th October 2007 01:29 PM

barbie, bath, beer, bit, bloody, called, car, chop, chuck, citizenship, crack, day, eat, elses, explain, fair, flogged, ice, ingredients, kai, mate’s, mein, ming, pav, rissole, salad, sounds, suey, test, washed

Replies: 1
Views: 950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 10:31 PM; by astrid

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I need some URGENT Plumbing Advice

Started by rod1949, 10th October 2007 10:20 AM

500kpa, activated, advice, ago, build-up, burst, burst/leaking, cold, connections, cylinder, explain, hot, manufacturer/supplier, place/install, plumber, plumbing, pressure, purchased, relief, roof, saving, solar, system, tank, time, urgent, valve, water, week, would/should

Replies: 9
Views: 2,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 09:32 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Blue Board to clean brickwork

Started by Templar, 1st October 2007 09:49 PM

attaching, blue, board, brick, brickwork, clean, correct, explain, kindest, painted, procedure, templar

Replies: 4
Views: 4,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2007 10:49 PM; by Dirty Doogie

Forum:
BRICKWORK

Suggestions on tiling please?

Started by gary70au, 20th September 2007 07:58 PM

architrave, bit, black, ensuite, explain, gary, hesitant, inside, installing, join, lines, obvious, pic, reasons, rest, screen, shower, sill, solid, suggestions, thinking, tie, tiles, tiling, timber, time, top, tricky, vanity, window

Replies: 12
Views: 3,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 04:39 PM; by gary70au

Forum:
TILING

drilling perspex.

Started by mako, 18th August 2007 09:51 AM

cheers, cutting, drilling, drills, edges, explain, means, negative, perspex, rake, read, thread

Replies: 6
Views: 3,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 06:06 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

PVC containing lead

Started by Bluegum, 7th September 2007 10:14 AM

amount, appreciated.2tsup, blokes, boiled, coloured, contained, contaminates, correct, diverter, drink, explain, fit, flush, free, heard, ideas, lead, lend, length, meant, pipe, pvc, reckons, relied, rellies, roof, tank, unit, water, worrying

Replies: 13
Views: 2,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 09:28 AM; by dennford

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Moved: May be some of our English Friends can explain

Started by rod1949, 11th August 2007 02:25 PM

approval, authority, blokes, building, built, commencement, council, designs, english, explain, friends, grand, head, house, is/common, local, night, plans, prior, submission, watched

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2007 01:27 PM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Tiling - Which One Should I Use?

Started by Metal Head, 1st August 2007 01:22 AM

attached, board, cement, cheers, explain, image, laundry, material, materials, mentioned, plasterboard, sheet, shelf, sink, suggest, tiles, tiling, vertically, villa, wet, window

Replies: 3
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2007 11:07 PM; by pharmaboy2

Forum:
TILING

Advice Required On Exterior Sun Blinds

Started by Metal Head, 20th June 2007 09:59 PM

advice, atm, blind, blinds, bottom, buy, canvas, cheers, couple, crank, dilapidated, explain, exterior, external, eyelet, handle, hole, mechanism, mentioned, mentioning, middle, pulled, recommend, replace, reply, required, salesperson, sun, type, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 1,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2007 08:49 PM; by manoftalent

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Water Based vs Oil Based

Started by winki, 5th June 2007 12:53 PM

130mm, based, begin, blackbutt, corners, cup, difference, expensive, explain, floor, flooring, gluing, groove, laying, nailing, oil, protecting, sealers, secret, spillages, tongue, top-nail, traffic, water

Replies: 6
Views: 6,922

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2007 07:17 PM; by BrissyBrew

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

wardrobe doors higher than 2.4m???

Started by Aangelique1611, 17th April 2007 03:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.4m, 2.8m, 24m, blank/confused, doors, explain, force, height, higher, hinged, issue, logistics, manufacturing, surrounding, wardrobe

Replies: 23
Views: 6,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2007 10:53 PM; by Burnsy

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Secret Nailing and 155mm planks

Started by Sinh, 23rd April 2007 03:51 PM

155mm, awsome, bearing, concrete, couple, explain, fine, forum, laying, learnt, length, middle, mind, nail, nailing, nails, perspective, planks, planning, ply, presentation, question, reason, recommended, secret, sikaflex, sikaflexing, slab, top, wide

Replies: 5
Views: 2,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2007 04:37 PM; by OBBob

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Search?

Started by Aries25au, 28th March 2007 10:16 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2007 09:24 AM; by RETIRED

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Query - Uploading a Word Document...........

Started by Metal Head, 26th March 2007 12:15 PM

box, cheers, document, explain, loaded, paragraphs, pictures/images, post, query, thread, uploading, word, write

Replies: 2
Views: 1,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2007 05:24 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

who here understands the concept of condensation between roof sheeting and linings

Started by russ34, 22nd March 2007 07:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attack, battens, blanket, careing, carpenter, ceiling, clue, concept, condensation, ensure, explain, foil, glue, hope, joins, lay, linings, moisture, plan, plasterer, rafters, roof, roofer, roofers, sheeting, supposed, tape, top, understands, villaboard

Replies: 17
Views: 3,978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2007 02:18 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

deck with no clearance over concrete slab

Started by gsouth, 5th March 2007 10:12 PM

800mm, 80mm, bearer/joist, change, clearance, concrete, construction, deck, directly, existing, explain, explanation, extending, final, finished, flush, j=joist, joist, minute, patio, piece, plan, reviewing, rough, section, sit, slab, std, teh, underneath

Replies: 7
Views: 8,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2007 05:50 PM; by UteMad

Forum:
DECKING

Search: Search took 0.01 seconds; generated 9 minute(s) ago.

Moved: May be some of our English Friends can explain