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Wheelin says

Started by munruben, 24th November 2007 04:43 PM

ability, cafe, coins, dirty, do-gooder, drops, friend, gonna, joke, latte, laugh, mug, nature, offended, roll, spirit, told, wheelin

Replies: 6
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 07:18 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

How many screws in boards and joists?

Started by oohsam, 20th October 2007 10:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

140x22mm, 53mm, advice, afraid, boards, bought, countersinking, deck, drilling, driver, forum, gonna, hole, impact, info, joist, joists, makita, morning, pics, post, pre, screw, screws, split, start, teh, thread, told, tomorrow

Replies: 18
Views: 4,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:55 AM; by oohsam

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Yarns from the ongoing saga of Dingo Creek

Started by Wild Dingo, 1st November 2007 06:03 PM

1mtr, 35k, 800, budget, builder, building, company, creek, demo, dingo, earthworks, flood, gonna, ground, hell, home, house, kit, level, mark, mmm, move, ongoing, property, rebuild, saga, set, shire, tape, yarns

Replies: 7
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 10:08 AM; by Black Ned

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

moving the house version whatever +1

Started by Wild Dingo, 18th September 2007 01:12 AM

$30000, $5000, 100mtrs, 2.4mtrs, 800, 800mm, build, costs, damned, demand, flood, god, gonna, height, house, installment, jolly, level, line, miles, move, moving, mud, reconnect, rip, services, shed, slash, version, writing

Replies: 8
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 10:03 PM; by Terrian

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

removing tiles from concrete floor?

Started by onionizer, 5th September 2007 10:13 PM

1st, advice, appreciated, bedding, buy, cleaned, concrete, create, difficult, easily, experience, floating, floor, gonna, hard, house, lay, living, mortar, paint, pop, prove, removing, rip, rock, slab, stuck, task, tiles, wondering

Replies: 5
Views: 17,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 05:09 PM; by 123

Forum:
FLOORING

Lets try too outdo Barry Allan Munruben

Started by Black Ned, 27th August 2007 08:01 PM

advice, ago, allan, bahamas, barry, bob, gonna, hawaii, lester, marie, munruben, outdo, pregnant, ready, reckon, takin, told, vacation

Replies: 3
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

3 legged dog

Started by munruben, 26th July 2007 04:38 PM

3-legged, bar, dog, gonna, hope, legged, love, paw, read, saloon, shot, silent, slides, walks, west

Replies: 3
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 11:27 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Who'd be a terrorist in Glasgow?

Started by bitingmidge, 7th July 2007 08:47 AM

airport, america, belt, boot, burning, day, die, fire, glasgow, gonna, guy, home, interview, john, life, mate, motor, nae, oan, ran, running, set, smeaton, terrorist, till, wanna, whod, wis, “there

Replies: 14
Views: 1,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2007 07:35 AM; by pitbull

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

True love

Started by munruben, 17th July 2007 11:51 AM

$10, agree, climbs, dives, fell, free, gonna, hand, lands, loop, loops, love, martha, person, pilot, plane, prop, ride, single, sir, slightest, sound, spins, starts, stuff, stumpy, takes, true, twists, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2007 09:05 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Snake-bite

Started by munruben, 18th June 2007 12:44 PM

bit, bitten, called, die, doctor, emergency, explained, fast, friend, gonna, hurried, irish, joke, murphy, nature, paddy, paddys, poison, poisonous, quick, ran, snake, snakebite, spoke, suck, theatre, told, tree, ute, whimpered

Replies: 3
Views: 1,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 01:21 PM; by givusabrake

Forum:
JOKES

preserving timber joists

Started by mongrell, 12th June 2007 11:13 AM

,creasote, ,it, ,oil, ,paint, .tying, ?or, ash, cheap, decknails, fairly, giday, gonna, half, house, joists, mixed, moisture, preserving, putting, roofed, rot, smartly, species, timber, treating, veranda, weather

Replies: 3
Views: 2,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2007 09:09 PM; by UteMad

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

stepped footings

Started by onionizer, 8th May 2007 10:26 PM

advice, cheers, concrete, construct, conundrum, depth, downhill, dug, flowing, footings, formwork, gonna, individual, lowest, mix, mteres, offer, overflowing, pour, reach, risen, separately, stepped, steps, stop, thick, time, top, trenches, wait

Replies: 4
Views: 3,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 11:08 PM; by silentC

Forum:
CONCRETING

A Beer before it starts

Started by fred.n, 17th March 2007 06:53 PM

“quick, beer, bought, bring, chair, favourite, finished, gonna, home, it’s, looked, puzzled, sat, start”, starts, starts.”, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2007 08:15 PM; by watson

Forum:
JOKES

ideas on finishing

Started by paul collins, 10th February 2007 02:10 AM

.veneered, accepted.thing, appreciated.hope, available.is, box, equally, fairly, fine, finish, finish.have, finishing, forum.its, gonna, greatfully, greatly, ideas, jewellery/whatever.going, larger, mdf.have, octagonal, parts.maybe, people, pieces, post, shiny, standstill.do, trust, wanna

Replies: 4
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2007 02:45 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
FINISHING

Do tools gang up on you?

Started by Wild Dingo, 4th February 2007 02:09 PM

bam, blood, bloody, chisel, damned, falloe, falloes, finga, flamin, gang, gonna, goos, leaking, left, mallet, pain, real, red, roll, sharpenin, shes, slides, sone, startin, stop, stuff, tis, tools, wood, xhisel

Replies: 6
Views: 2,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2007 11:58 PM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
SAFETY

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

Started by outback, 22nd December 2006 07:24 AM

attention, bells, borderline, carols, chocolate, christmas, compulsive, cry, deficit, dementia, disorder, disturbed, fire, france, froggy, gonna, hear, holy, home, jingle, night, obsessive, oooh, personality, pout, roasting, silent, town, trees, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2006 07:24 AM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

Plasterer Needed

Started by built4thrashing, 27th November 2006 08:07 PM

allowed, build, c-bus, confused, dig, existing, extension, footings, frame, gonna, half, house, job, labourer, needed, pin, plasterer, plasterers, plasteringconfused, plumbing, profesional, replace, rolleyes, roof, tile, tin, trusses, weekend, wife, wire

Replies: 3
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2006 08:16 PM; by DAMOOSE

Forum:
PLASTERING

movie camera died in the bum so hers some pics for now

Started by Wild Dingo, 12th October 2006 05:36 PM

6mt, 9mt, access, book, bum, camcorder, camera, compressor, died, door, dusty, eek, figure, gonna, guess, hang, lives, movie, pics, roller, rolleyes, sheds, stuff, tad, thingy, tic, till, wait, walk, weekend

Replies: 11
Views: 2,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2006 02:03 AM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

you fellas just don't talk about hand planes enough !

Started by JDarvall, 24th September 2006 01:58 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

als, bothering, burning, crap, day, domino, eyeballs, fellas, gonna, hand, mower, oil, pages, planes, powertool, powertools, run, runs, searching, stories, talk, thread, threads, triton

Replies: 30
Views: 3,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2006 03:43 PM; by jmk89

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What's the best way. . .

Started by Jedo_03, 26th September 2006 09:13 PM

1window, architraves, bootom, cheers, cover, cut, earlier, external, fit, frame, gonna, jedo, length, machine, meranti, phart, pin, posts, probs, set, splayed, strips, top, uprights, weatherboards, window, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2006 09:13 PM; by Jedo_03

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

old water tanks

Started by Tonyz, 15th September 2006 04:44 PM

20mm, arvo, bend, cheap, cubby, cutting, days, door, duty, edges, friday, gidday, gonna, grand, grinders, heavy, house, iam, ideas, kids, pearly, pipe, plastic, safe, simple, tank, tanks, tonto, water, window

Replies: 7
Views: 2,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2006 11:36 PM; by dazzler

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Jigsaw 1 Finger 0

Started by meerkat, 10th August 2006 02:38 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

about.cool, anyhoo, battle, careful, chuck, cutting, endings, etc.o, finger, fingers, gonna, hurt, idiot, index, jigsaw, joint, local, lucky, nerve, rolleyes, scar, shot, soooooo, stitches, stupid, talk, tetnus, watch, wife, yep

Replies: 16
Views: 3,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 03:50 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
SAFETY

Most disturbing song?

Started by craigb, 5th August 2006 11:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

.38, 32-20, baby, boy, burning, disturbing, doctors, gatling, gonna, gun, home, hot, light, night, pistol, rest, robert, send, shoot, song, special, springs, stay, sun, till, unruly, wanna, west, whered, worst

Replies: 18
Views: 2,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2006 11:59 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Swearing

Started by Wood Butcher, 8th May 2006 07:43 PM

approval, bedroom, blubbers, breakfast, chair, coco, crying, downstairs, eek, eyes, flew, floor, gonna, head, kitchen, looked, mum, nods, pops, ran, started, stern, swear, swearing, time, tumbled, upstairs, voice, walks, whack

Replies: 5
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 02:00 PM; by Mr woodmachinist

Forum:
JOKES

Falling Asleep In Sunday School

Started by DaveInOz, 23rd May 2003 11:21 AM

adam, asleep, ass, break, children, christ, day, died, eve, fall, falling, falls, gonna, half, jesus, late, lord, pencil, poke, pokes, rick, school, screams, shove, sleep, stay, sunday, teacher, time, tomorrow

Replies: 5
Views: 2,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:20 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Birds and beasts

Started by Christopha, 4th May 2006 10:48 AM

4-year-old, answer, beasts, bees, birds, birth, calf, childbirth, cow, cows, event, explaining, fast, fence, gasped, gonna, gun, helping, hit, jump, lad, noticed, questions, soaking, son, standing, start, walked, wide-eyed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:48 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Why so many grads 'fail to launch'

Started by ChrisApprentice, 29th April 2006 11:03 PM

ahhh, ahhhhh, articulate, bear, bravo, chatty, coming, damm, employer, enrollment, fail, fits, gonna, grads, guy, home;, itmad, launch, lazy, leave, living, love, loves, mcconaughey, mid, option, parents, start, tafe, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2006 02:23 AM; by Schtoo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hatchling imminent.

Started by Shedhand, 16th April 2006 03:24 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 08:10 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

UFO identified

Started by Shedhand, 15th March 2006 10:36 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bees, before.o, bench, busted, careful, chip, close, damn, eek, fibro, gonna, grabbed, grinder, hgh, hole, identified, learnt, lesson, mere, missed, rusty, shave, shed, speed, ufo, valuable, whack, wheel, wing, wire

Replies: 33
Views: 4,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2006 11:52 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
SAFETY

californiacation intro

Started by ss_11000, 13th March 2006 07:49 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

alot, band, bassif, californiacation, castle, chilli, gonna, google, guitar, guys, hey, hot, include, intro, joined, live, love, musical, peppers, play, red, reply, rhcp, searched, site, slain, song, tab, tia, worry

Replies: 38
Views: 3,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2006 05:22 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Shower over bath..

Started by fixa24, 25th February 2006 01:59 PM

bath, cheers, gonna, howdy, shower, special, standard, stock, wondering

Replies: 12
Views: 4,730

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2006 01:30 PM; by Snapper_Kev

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

White Spirit V Metho

Started by Shedhand, 10th January 2006 11:23 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 7,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2006 12:37 PM; by Termite

Forum:
FINISHING

New shed

Started by mudguts, 13th February 2006 07:16 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2006 01:42 AM; by Shedhand

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Aussie Love Poem

Started by Gra, 2nd February 2006 04:58 PM

arms, aussie, beer, bum, dear, dimples, fetch, footys, gonna, grave, gravity, lies, love, matter, means, met, mind, moment, nannas, poem, round, sexy, shut, single, swear, tellin, thighs, truth, word, wot

Replies: 5
Views: 2,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2006 08:24 PM; by Gra

Forum:
JOKES

Stress

Started by Grunt, 17th December 2005 04:55 PM

business, crowd, damn, door, drinkin, fightin, finally, gonna, gotta, leave, leaving, months, oil, parties, party, people, phil, quits, remember, sex, sick, starts, stops, stress, total, tough, warn, wear, wild, zed

Replies: 2
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2005 10:16 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

frog joke

Started by Trav, 9th December 2005 10:38 AM

bank, borrow, called, claims, collateral, copied, elephant, explains, forum], frog, gonna, holds, jagger, joke, kermit, loan, love, manager, mans, patty, pink, rolling, stone, tiny, whack, world, [its, [shamelessly, [youre

Replies: 2
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2005 08:29 AM; by Trav

Forum:
JOKES

for dads

Started by goat, 27th November 2005 12:31 PM

bed, booger, business, daddy, daddys, dads, daughter, devastated, eat, entertained, fingers, gonna, happened, honey, kid, kids, mouth, packing, playing, pretending, replied, returned, rushed, standing, staring, stuck, time, tiny, trip, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 09:41 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Steve?

Started by RETIRED, 24th November 2005 06:28 AM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2005 03:03 PM; by craigb

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

So this frog goes into a bank ...

Started by Daddles, 18th November 2005 09:53 AM

approaches, bank, collateral, elephant, explains, frog, gonna, jagger, kermit, knickknack, life, loan, love, manager, mans, masterpiece, patty, pink, real, rolling, singing, stone, teller, tiny, treat, wait, webfishingclub, whack, world

Replies: 7
Views: 1,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2005 11:02 PM; by craigb

Forum:
JOKES

A Beer before it starts

Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:23 PM

asse, beer, bring, brought, chair, clean, cook, day, expect, fat, favorite, finished, flop, gonna, home, husband, iron, looked, puzzled, quick, realize, run, sat, sighed, slave, start, started, starts, wash, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,641

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:23 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Do You Count Your Years When You Grow Older?

Started by Barry_White, 3rd September 2005 01:23 PM

$aging, bad, brakes, ceremony, changed, count, dreams, excited, fractions, fun, gonna, grow, half, happened, kids, makes, milk, older, oooohh, pushing, reach50, realize, slipping, sound, sour-dumpling, throw, whoa, words, wrong, years$

Replies: 14
Views: 1,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2005 08:52 PM; by himzol

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fridays in Hell

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:15 PM

awesome, bankrupt, bet, blackjack, continued, craps, day, dead, demon, died, drink, drugs, feel, found, fridays, gamble, gonna, guy, hell, kidding, love, matter, mondays, poker, roulette, situation, slots, smoke, wednesdays, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 11:17 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Brickwork Query

Started by Hootsmon, 8th August 2005 10:51 PM

50s, a/c, brick, brickie, bricks, brickwork, damn, front, god, gonna, melbourne, missing, mixture, mortar, neaten, poking, query, replace, rip, stuff, ugly, unit, veneer, wall

Replies: 7
Views: 2,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2005 06:38 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
BRICKWORK

Another Blithering idiot

Started by zathras, 3rd July 2005 09:30 PM

apogee, blithering, burn, cool, county, doug, driveway, feet, fire, fireworks, fuse, gonna, idiot, immediately, kids, light, lighter, looked, loud, night, popper, pretty, real, red, rocket, rockets, sky, sparks, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2005 11:51 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Problem with height of piers - notch out joists to compensate

Started by wombarrapete, 23rd June 2005 09:49 PM

140x45, 15%, 20mm, bearers, bit, cheers, compensate, concern, deck, dilemma, experienced, gonna, height, hell, hoping, idea, ingenious, joist, joists, losing, meet, notch, piers, problem, solution, solutions, structure, treated, views, weaken

Replies: 11
Views: 2,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2005 04:31 PM; by Pulse

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Poll: Are you tired of hearing about Douglas Woods?

Started by Kev Y., 24th June 2005 10:22 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

america, american, australian, caneing, company, cop, crazy, douglas, driving, gonna, guy, hearing, held, hero, hostage, kidnapped, lives, married, media, organisation, poor, possably, realise, relief, set, tired, woods

Replies: 26
Views: 3,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 09:26 PM; by Driver

Forum:
POLLS

Australian Love Story

Started by Iain, 10th June 2005 05:29 PM

australian, bridge, daryl, day, dinkum, drives, driving, dya, eye, fair, gday, girlfriend, gonna, harbour, hears, kill, love, lump, meself, pregnant, real, root, shazza, sport, story, sydney, tear, throat, throw, top

Replies: 13
Views: 2,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2005 08:22 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Tasmanian Party

Started by Gingermick, 11th June 2005 10:13 AM

alright, business, computer, crowd, damn, definately, disrespect, drink, drinkin, enoch, fighting, gonna, intended, leave, months, party, people, sex, shhould, starts, stereotype, stops, tasmanian, tasmanians, tim, tough, tthe, wear, wih, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2005 09:49 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Metho Needed...............hic'

Started by outback, 10th April 2005 12:47 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

Replies: 30
Views: 5,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2005 02:46 PM; by VEEBULL

Forum:
FINISHING

Cutting asbestos without too much dust

Started by Kram, 17th March 2005 03:14 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

angle, asbestos, blade, board, causing, comment, cut, cutting, doorway, dust, excellent, fibro, forum, found, gday, glad, gonna, grinder, install, lotta, mask, property, queenslander, reckon, sections, suspect, told, type, wall, wear

Replies: 17
Views: 21,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2005 09:58 PM; by vsquizz

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

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Poll: Are you tired of hearing about Douglas Woods?