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Sharing

Started by rtfarty, 17th March 2006 10:13 AM

afford, burger, buy, carefully, continued, couple, detail, eat, elderly, everthing, finally, half, hamburger, husband, menu, offered, offering, replied, resturant, shared, sharing, sit, teeth, thanked, touch, waiting, watch, wife, woman, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 10:13 AM; by rtfarty

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Speeding excuse

Started by Ashore, 15th March 2006 06:51 PM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, excuse, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife, wind

Replies: 3
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2006 10:28 PM; by doug the slug

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Word of the Day: Uxorious

Started by CameronPotter, 15th March 2006 09:08 AM

adjective, careful, day, dictionary.com, eek, excessively, feeling, fellas, fond, luxorious, submissive, swmbo, talked, ug-zor-, uk-sor-ee-us;, understood, uxorious, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2006 09:08 AM; by CameronPotter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

a born looser

Started by Kev Y., 14th March 2006 05:32 PM

bar, born, boss, building, cab, car, cards, credit, crying, drink, driver, drives, fires, found, gardener, home, late, leave, left, life, looser, office, outrage, poison, police, sleeping, stolen, truck, wallet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 10:06 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Socrates

Started by Driver, 2nd March 2006 11:55 AM

acquaintance, ashamed, bad, continued, contrary, dear, defeated, embarrassed, esteem, filter, found, heard, held, interrupted, moment, pass, philosopher, plato, reader, regarded, shagging, shrugged, socrates, student, test, true, truth, understand, usefulness, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 2,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2006 12:24 AM; by soundman

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Clever Mechanic

Started by Landseka, 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM

announced, arrived, automobile, car, clever, dealership, department, discovered, door, drivers, feverishly, found, handle, hey, idiot, instinctively, keys, locked, mechanic, passenger, pick, replied, service, sighting, technician, told, unlock, unlocked, watched, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM; by Landseka

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JOKES

Australian Etiquette

Started by Phil Spencer, 2nd March 2006 08:13 AM

abuse, australian, babies, characters, choice, deodorant, etiquette, gift, hear, impolite, kissing, livestock, lobby, movie, petrol, picked, poor, proven, refrain, road, screen, table, tacky, tests, time, ute, wedding, wife, wine, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 09:27 AM; by CameronPotter

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JOKES

Rubber

Started by Baz, 28th February 2006 08:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 08:39 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

I'd Love To Be Eight Again

Started by Kev Y., 26th February 2006 07:50 PM

adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, listening, lolly, love, m&ms, moral, park, popcorn, precious, story, theme, wars, wife, wobbled, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 10:38 AM; by rrich

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My pregnant wife

Started by Waldo, 4th November 2005 11:32 PM

17 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 17

admitted, baby, born, complications, day, days, february, gday, hospital, months, nights, pray, pregnancy, pregnant, shed, time, tonight, weeks, wife

Replies: 249
Views: 26,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2006 03:52 PM; by Waldo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

I am confised it must be hormonal

Started by Phil Spencer, 24th February 2006 01:55 PM

age, bad, car, confinscated, confised, due, enjoyable, feel, guilty, harder, home, hormonal, illness, keys, laid, phil, remember, rush, shed, sick, simptum, sneaking, till, time, wandering, water, weekend, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2006 08:20 PM; by Phil Spencer

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HAVE YOUR SAY

marriage counselor

Started by Phil Spencer, 24th February 2006 04:03 PM

counselor, daze, desk, drop, embraces, finally, fridays, golf, husband, kisses, listing, marriage, married, moment, mondays, passionately, play, quietly, replies, shuts, sits, times, tirade, wednesdays, week, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2006 04:03 PM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

Not my lucky day

Started by Kev Y., 23rd February 2006 10:07 PM

bar, bartender, couple, day, days, drink, drinks, explained, fight, guy, lucky, matter, night, talking, wife, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 10:07 PM; by Kev Y.

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Now dodnt do this guys

Started by ele__13, 19th February 2006 02:49 PM

bad, batteries, body, burst, button, cat, directions, dodnt, gracie, guys, hand, hurt, left, nipples, note, one-second, position, pretty, prongs, pushed, reading, recliner, sat, shock, taser, testicles, thigh, thinking, triple-a, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,813

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 04:34 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

laminate flooring vs tiles

Started by dexx, 12th February 2006 01:33 PM

brick&tile, building, choice, clean, concrete, damage, dark, decide, easy, feel, floor, flooring, grout, house, laminate, laminated, lay, leaning, makes, pad, resistant, softer, thin, tile, tiles, timber-look, warmer, water, wife, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 3,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2006 01:36 AM; by Spelunx

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FLOORING

Naughty but Funny

Started by Baz, 10th February 2006 04:58 PM

advice, bed, ear-splitting, enormous, enthusiasm, fantasize, follow, funny, handsome, hire, husband, jewish, love, naughty, orgasm, perplexed, rabbi, rabbis, reversed, room-shaking, schmuck, screaming, smiles, towel, triumphantly, unsatisfied, wave, waves, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 05:20 PM; by Shedhand

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JOKES

Never try to outsmart a woman

Started by Baz, 3rd February 2006 05:54 PM

barry, bit, blue, box, caught, cheers, danp, fish, fishing, fishy, friends, home, husband, lots, office, outsmart, pack, pyjamas, replied, salmon, silk, swordfish, tired, trout, week, weekend, welcomed, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2006 10:48 AM; by DanP

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JOKES

It's Too Bloody Hot!

Started by Gumby, 22nd January 2006 08:25 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

adjacent, alight.mad, bloody, clown, dangerous, day, eek, eye, heat, hijacking, hospital, hot, join, moment, national, park, post, rolleyes, seater, sense, set, shes, sit, sort, spa, spend, talking, time, wife, worth

Replies: 52
Views: 5,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2006 11:08 PM; by Waldo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Eight Engineering Jokes - some of these may be old...

Started by CameronPotter, 25th January 2006 09:54 AM

architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, doctor, engineer, engineering, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, half, jokes, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, slow, stay, time, understanding, waiting, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 3,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 03:48 PM; by graemet

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Now THAT is love

Started by Breslauer, 26th January 2006 01:00 AM

beer, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, love, machine, mad, plug, pull, sitting, threw, unplugged, vegetative, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 01:30 AM; by Shedhand

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JOKES

Clever dog

Started by jow104, 23rd January 2006 07:31 PM

absence, australian, boxers;, clever, close, computer, conversations, deep, depression, dog, doorway, hallway, highly, holidays, intelligent, oncoming, poodle, poodles, presence, recognisees, screen, shut, signals, sits, sound, speak, switched, taking, watches, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,945

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 08:42 PM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Good Australian computer forum?

Started by Shannon, 23rd January 2006 09:28 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 2,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 12:56 PM; by Termite

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

christening

Started by rick_rine, 21st January 2006 09:31 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 01:22 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

My best friend told my wife he had seen me neckid on the internet!

Started by barrysumpter, 21st January 2006 06:42 AM

bad, call, claiming, d.ck, deck, diiiaaaak, draw, friend, huge, internet, joke, leave, looked, neckid, office, phone, photo, pronouciation, ran, red, removed, repeated, rest, shower, southen, spell, spent, told, wife, window

Replies: 4
Views: 2,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2006 09:44 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Oil or Water based paint for skirting and architraves?

Started by vGolfer, 19th January 2006 11:13 AM

advance, architraves, based, difference, dulux, gloss, mdf, oil, paint, painted, painting, significant, skirting, skirts, solid, water, white, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 6,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2006 04:41 PM; by Kev Y.

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PAINTING

Notes From A Thoughtful Husband

Started by Jack Plane, 19th January 2006 09:57 AM

aging, cold, difficult, dinner, eating, extra, finished, freshly, glass, half, home, hour, hurt, husband, julie, lunch, notes, oversensitive, rest, ron, sit, suddenly, table, tact, thoughtful, time, wife, women, worse, yell

Replies: 0
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 09:57 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

The honest wife

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 08:14 AM

belt, car, control, cruise, detector, drinking, driver, fine, honest, husband, license, love, maam, mouth, officer, pocket, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, talk, ticket, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 08:14 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Dominating women

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 07:56 AM

100, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, dominating, earth, god, heaven, image, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, miles, peter, proud, replied, son, sons, stand, stood, time, told, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 07:56 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Haze on Piano Panel

Started by rbalse, 11th January 2006 01:59 PM

110, advice, amonia, cleaned, cloudy, french, front, haze, kawai, keyboard, mahogany, milky, panel, panels, perfect, piano, polished, re-polishing, restore, sheen, shine, solution, stripping, supplier, treat, upright, water, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 01:59 PM; by rbalse

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FINISHING

That's different.....

Started by Breslauer, 11th January 2006 11:26 AM

absolutely, bad, bed, cyanide, drug, explained, eyes, happen, husband, jail, kill, kinds, lady, law, looked, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, poison, prescription, pulled, purse, reached, replied, store, tells, throw, walks, wife, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 11:26 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

What type of car do you drive?

Started by HappyHammer, 15th July 2004 07:01 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

abuse, car, died, drive, favourite, following;, foolish, fun, hi-lux, hummer, jaguar, kids, money, object, owned, pajero, past, pickup, price, range, sad, share, sr5, stuff, theme, threads, toyota, type, wife, yank

Replies: 81
Views: 15,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2006 01:29 AM; by maglite

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Houn Pine and Red Cedar Box

Started by Bully4, 9th January 2006 06:26 PM

1200, aroma, box, bully, burnishing, cedar, colour, fairly, grit, hinges, houn, huon, jewellery, moment, oil, organoil, pine, process, progressively, putting, read, red, sanded, scene, shellawax, short, stay, top, ubeaut, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2006 11:48 PM; by RETIRED

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FINISHING

Hearing problems

Started by Groggy, 5th January 2006 12:25 PM

appointment, becky, chicken, dining, dinner, doctor, door, feared, feet, gentleman, goodness, hearing, honey, jack, kitchen, moves, mutters, normal, problems, repeats, replies, response, sake, simple, test, time, tone, walks, wife, woodworker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2006 12:06 AM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

How To Make Tassie Oak Look Like Walnut

Started by ernknot, 20th December 2005 07:37 PM

afford, apply, brush, building, calls, close, confused, finish, finishing, foam, hall, make, oak, pad, plan, process, stain, staining, suggest, table, tassie, timber, walnut, wife, wood

Replies: 11
Views: 10,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2005 12:04 PM; by Rusty

Forum:
FINISHING

Temporary living on raw floorboards...

Started by vGolfer, 10th December 2005 08:42 PM

130x19mm, avoid, bluegum, cat, costs, crapped, drop, fallen, floor, floorboards, floors, frying, home, kitchen, laid, living, mortar, moved, oil, polished, raw, sand, sort, splatter, stains, sydney, temporary, wet, wife, wondering

Replies: 14
Views: 4,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2005 07:53 AM; by sinjin1111

Forum:
FLOORING

Chinese Sick Leave

Started by Baz, 19th December 2005 07:41 PM

ache, boss, calls, chinese, chow, feel, headache, hey, hours, house, hung, hurt, leave, legs, makes, nice, sex, sick, stomach, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2005 07:41 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Spraying Lacquer - more things...

Started by Redback, 13th December 2005 04:51 PM

2.4, 600, alternatives, basically, benches, chipboard, crap, current, experts, hard, information, jarrah, lacquer, left, legs, metres, plasticy, project, richard, shellac, spraying, struts, surface, things, top, toss, veneered, wide, wife, work/craft

Replies: 8
Views: 2,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 01:27 AM; by buzsaw

Forum:
FINISHING

Forgive me father for I have sinned

Started by Wongo, 12th December 2005 02:16 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

“miaw”.mad, assigned, bastard, bookshelves, can’t, cat, damn, days, devil, eat, father, fed, feed, filled, food, forgive, house, hungry, in-laws, irritating, left-over, mad, sinned, told, tuna?mad, water, wife

Replies: 49
Views: 5,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 10:46 PM; by Waldo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

3 Hillbillies

Started by Baz, 16th December 2005 09:27 PM

1st, 2nd, 3rd, air, bought, breeze, change, conditioner, condoms, day, dumb, dumber, fangled, fer, found, hillbillies, hillbilly, lectricity, lookin, nothin, nuthin, pecker, plummin, purse, shootin, stupid, thar, warshin, wife, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 09:27 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Perfection

Started by Breslauer, 15th December 2005 07:23 AM

admitted, arnold, body, cabbie, cary, computer, continued, died, eat, everybodys, fix, grant, handsome, happy, incredible, married, memory, met, passenger, perfect, perfection, prime, remember, sheldon, sophisticated, star, taxi, wife, women, wow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2005 10:43 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

What happened ?

Started by craigb, 4th December 2005 10:17 PM

board, dear, eek, happened, hour, joke, strewth, talk, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 03:21 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Dimmer Switch Buzz

Started by gsouth, 27th November 2005 09:46 PM

300va, anoying, bub, buzz, buzzing, cheers, dimmer, emits, feeding, forward, geoff, ideas, light, low, night, noticable, question, quiet, rated, single, sound, switch, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 3,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2005 03:15 PM; by Wildman

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Sensitivity...

Started by AlexS, 28th November 2005 02:28 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, bluey, body, bruce, building, carrying, dead, door, fosters, guys, high-rise, husband, instantly, killed, lady, pretty, project, replies, sensitive, sensitivity, steve, steves, told, unbelievable, widow, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 07:13 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

To be Eight Again

Started by Baz, 25th November 2005 06:22 PM

adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, dress, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, lolly, love, lovingly, m&ms, park, popcorn, precious, smile, story, theme, twit, wife, wobbled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 06:11 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

cake or bed.

Started by Bluegum, 22nd November 2005 08:35 PM

bake, bar, bed, beer, cake, cried, door, enters, fix, fixed, football, forehead, fridge, game, hall, hellooooo, home, honey, house, howd, left, light, notices, repairs, replied, sat, steps, watching, wife, written

Replies: 2
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:09 PM; by ele__13

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JOKES

For Tikki.......

Started by Christopha, 22nd November 2005 05:28 PM

beer.eek, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, machine, plug, pull, sitting, threw, tikki, unplugged, vegetative, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 06:57 PM; by Tikki

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JOKES

Living will

Started by normell, 22nd November 2005 09:44 AM

beer, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, machine, plug.d, pull, sitting, threw, unplugged, vegetative, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:44 AM; by normell

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JOKES

use it or lose it

Started by doug the slug, 21st November 2005 10:08 PM

anniversary, blouse, boutique, clothes, coming, continues, dirty, expensive, eyes, holes, home, husband, jeans, lady, lose, noticed, pair, pig, shower, showering, sir, sister, story, tears, threw, unfaithful, wait, wear, wife, wore

Replies: 3
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:36 AM; by Grunt

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JOKES

milk on her head

Started by Farm boy, 21st November 2005 07:02 AM

,new, angel, bath, bed, children, dad, daughter, day, drink.o, elizabeth, greg, head, heads, hopfully, hot, kitchen, laughing, lovely, milk, pink, poor, pyjamas, remember, somthing, step, time, wasted, whilst, wife, wishes

Replies: 5
Views: 2,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 10:47 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

The Mother in Law

Started by Baz, 17th November 2005 06:00 PM

$150, ago, buried, bury, chance, days, dead, died, hell, holy, home, jerusalem, land, law, mother, mother-in-law, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2005 08:05 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

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