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family going to Oz

Started by Rifleman1776, 6th August 2010 07:49 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adventure, australia, children, climbing, daughter-in-law, days, december, emergency, family, hawaii, home, hope, hospital, hurdles, lot, macquarie, miss, missouri, physician, plane, port, proud, returning, son, springfield, stop, usa, visit, visits, world

Replies: 19
Views: 3,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2010 12:16 AM; by Rifleman1776

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 2,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

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The other day

Started by groverwa, 17th August 2010 07:59 PM

blue, card, centrelink, choice, day, decided, disappeared, emergency, entering, feel, free, hospital, hours, internet, jacket, laundry, machine, mcdonalds, minutes, pinned, plastic, public, quicker, running, saved, service, sick, sit, staff, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2010 06:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Gentleman Woodworker

Started by wheelinround, 2nd July 2010 01:50 PM

contemplate, fletty, found, gentleman, home, hospital, retired, sealed, shed, speak, stitches, woodworker

Replies: 12
Views: 1,755

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2010 11:09 PM; by wheelinround

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Funeral Joke

Started by joe greiner, 1st July 2010 09:18 PM

awe, beautiful, burst, cardiologist, casket, closed, covered, died, doctor, doctors, elaborate, eulogy, eyes, famous, forever, funeral, heart, hospital, huge, joke, laughter, life, mourners, proctologist, rolled, sat, sealing, stared, stood, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 01:28 PM; by Rum Pig

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another paddy joke

Started by defender, 15th June 2010 12:37 AM

2008, accidentally, avin, bring, cork, cut, dem, doctor, emergency, fingers, fish, fock, hospital, illsee, incredible, jesus, joke, kinds, looked, lord, microsurgery, paddy, pick, plant, putdem, spose, techniques, tunderin, wes, whadda

Replies: 0
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2010 12:37 AM; by defender

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A few good Senior Moments

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:57 PM

baby, couple, cream, doctor, door, elderly, feel, garage, gentleman, good, hear, hearing, hospital, ice, kitchen, moments, morris, neighbor, newborn, night, plate, remember, replied, restaurant, senior, strawberries, walked, walking, whipped, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:57 PM; by Calm

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GORE WARNING Incident with Jet Drum Sander-Gore Warning!

Started by rod1949, 20th April 2010 12:19 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

5-6, arvo, bit, chest, clean, culprit, drum, eat, fingers, food, graft, hospital, incident, jet, lines, mess, monday, night, operation, sander, sander-gore, sandergore, skin, sown, warning, wednesday, week, weeks, won

Replies: 62
Views: 25,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2010 10:37 PM; by Pops

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SAFETY

Federal hospital system

Started by hughie, 22nd April 2010 01:21 AM

difference, eggs, federal, fee, fees, gap, hospital, line, medical, mentioned, missed, pick, procedures, set, structure, system

Replies: 4
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2010 10:23 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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GORE WARNING Revenge of the killer fruit can

Started by justinmcf, 2nd April 2010 08:49 AM

100, bag, bit, circles, convenience, dancing, doorway, driving, entry, foot, fruit, gotta, hop, hospital, killer, medicare, metres, minutes, nearest, paramedics, plastic, public, refund, spot, stars, stitches, system, told, walk, week

Replies: 10
Views: 2,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2010 09:02 PM; by soundman

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My mistake

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th February 2010 07:54 PM

all.d, allan, bring, burglary, doorway, entered, goodness, grabbed, groceries, home, hospital, housework, immediately, local, luggage, mess, missus, mistake, phone, police, preparing, rang, report, returned, simply, time, upside, whilst, win

Replies: 9
Views: 1,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2010 08:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Danger of men doing dishes

Started by wheelinround, 29th January 2010 07:19 AM

blue, danger, dishes, emergency, fire, hit, home, hospital, inhalation, lightning, maitland, medowie, men, mountains, moving, north-east, people, received, service, set, severe, smoke, springwood, storms, strikes, struck, suffering, terrace, thunderstorms, yarramundi

Replies: 7
Views: 2,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2010 04:05 PM; by ST John

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Just a Reminder

Started by Jerryj, 28th January 2010 06:07 PM

41/2, admitted, boards, cancel, check, checked, cut, cutting, day, days, due, finger, friday, hand, holiday, hospital, improving, middle, muck, realise, reminder, spent, strips, surgury, time, times, tring, week, wound, zealand

Replies: 2
Views: 2,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2010 07:00 PM; by mjmjm

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Bed Sheets

Started by John Saxton, 28th December 2009 12:08 PM

amazement, arms, barely, beat, bed, cursing, drunk, extremely, feet, ghost, guard, heck, hospital, incident, landed, laughter, pile, replied, security, sheets, soiled, staring, started, swinging, tangled, unknown, unsteady, violently, walked, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2009 04:49 PM; by watson

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Taking a fall

Started by artme, 6th December 2009 04:55 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ate, doped, ear, entered, fall, finger, fruit, hands, hospital, house, int, killers, line, pain, pigs, roof, rub, salt, sliced, stitches, stole, stop, taking, tea, thumb, tops, towels, trip, washing, wrapped

Replies: 25
Views: 3,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2009 11:32 PM; by artme

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Ken Wraight - a spot of bother

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th November 2009 11:00 PM

allan, allowed, bother, brace, damage, damaged, fallen, hand, hospital, informed, ken, kenw, melbourne, morning, news, property, rain, repairing, roof, royal, saturday, section, sit, spot, storm, thread, verterbrae, wearing, woodturning, wraight

Replies: 4
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2009 02:57 PM; by RETIRED

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Hey all, from the US.

Started by jmwilliams, 17th November 2009 07:03 PM

advise, found, furniture, hey, hobby, hospital, icu, jeff, metropolitain, time, trauma/surgical, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2009 06:17 PM; by Fencepost2

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

How I learned

Started by joe greiner, 16th November 2009 10:23 PM

business, cheers, day, eye, fence, gap, hospital, idiot, joe, learned, looked, mental, mind, past, patients, planks, poked, shouting, started, stick, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2009 11:02 PM; by tea lady

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Heart Attack

Started by WoodJunky, 6th November 2009 11:50 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, crossing, days, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operating, operation, path, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2009 11:50 PM; by WoodJunky

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What's in a name

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th October 2009 07:43 PM

allan, baby, book, called, christian, dear, foyer, hospital, maternity, mother, nice, nurse, nurses, picked, replied, sitting, studying, telephone, ward, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 08:46 PM; by joe greiner

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The Ranks of a Hospital

Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2009 05:34 PM

ammunition, bound, buildings, bullet, dog, engine, faster, glance, god, hospital, leap, leaps, medical, nurse, paddles, powerful, ranks, recognizes, run, runs, short, single, speeding, student, switch, talks, train, walks, walls, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 09:29 AM; by artme

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swine flu

Started by wheelinround, 30th April 2009 01:23 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bird, cure, flu, hambulance, hospital, it’s, oinkment, swine, tweatment

Replies: 46
Views: 6,931

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2009 04:39 PM; by wheelinround

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My wife R A T F L H A O

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th July 2009 11:33 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

15.5, angel, angle, bed, bevel, changing, deg, digital, domestic, duties, finished, gauge, hospital, inches, job, morning, overboard, overhang, pre, reckon, relay, set, sheets, spot, spotted, tape, thinghyi, tuck, wife, wrong

Replies: 39
Views: 4,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2009 08:31 PM; by watson

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Some ponderisms

Started by Woodwould, 15th July 2009 11:13 AM

72.0pt, @font-face, alive, dead, depth, die, dying, feel, font-family, grave, health, hospital, kinds, life, lying, natural, nuts, pedestrians, plant, ponderisms, quick, rate, replacement, rut, seriously;, sexually, someday, stupid, transmitted, valuable

Replies: 2
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2009 06:38 PM; by Outbackrr

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Pundulisims

Started by wheelinround, 17th June 2009 05:52 PM

balls, baseball, bigger, boy, center, change, chicken, coins, crossing, drug, feudalism, flies, grandmother, grass, hat, head, hit, hospital, lawn, motion, nurse, poultry, pundulisims, rehab, road, sign, stay, swallowed, telephoned, wondered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 06:02 PM; by wheelinround

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Childbirth at 65

Started by wheelinround, 14th June 2009 10:53 AM

.hmmessage, 0px;, 65-year-old, baby, birth, childbirth, cries, demanded, discharged, elapsed, enjoy, fertility, forgot, friend, growing, hospital, impatient, mine, minutes, o.k, padding-bottom, padding-left, padding-right, pass, passed, recently, replied, thirty, told, wait

Replies: 6
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 03:33 PM; by wheelinround

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This one is for the Lady woodworkers

Started by Ruddy, 29th April 2009 12:21 AM

beautiful, boutiques, chocolate, condition., corridor, couple, cup, dashed, day, decided, doctor, feeling, guilty, heading, hospital, husband, husbands, jubilant, lady, leaving, realized, remembered, shaping, shop, shoppe, shoppes, shopping, trip, woman, woodworkers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2009 09:05 AM; by Pheonix

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back...sort of...

Started by Shedhand, 18th April 2009 04:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

6th, aka, backsort, breakdown, broke, bye, debt, deep, drowning, dust, entering, fried, gotta, guts, hospital, house, job, misery, months, move, nervous, resist, selling, sheddie, sort, takes, time, tools, wood, worse

Replies: 23
Views: 3,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2009 06:16 PM; by Rattrap

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Grahame from PWS

Started by Waldo, 26th November 2008 12:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, appreciated, door, emails, encouragement, forgot, gday, grahame, gwat, hip, hospital, icu, infection, major, marita, melbourne, nasty, pms, professional, pws, racing, recently, spoke, supplies, surgery, waterson, woodworking, yesterday

Replies: 24
Views: 4,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2009 05:18 PM; by Jim Carroll

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Wheelinround has heart attack

Started by munruben, 21st January 2009 12:19 AM

10 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

attack, basis, friend, heard, heart, hospital, information, lovely, mate, personal, pleasure, prayers, ray, recovery, speedy, stage, sue, wheelinround, wife

Replies: 139
Views: 17,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 01:23 PM; by ss_11000

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WARNING - Don't Take Erection Drug (Nangen Zengzhangsu)

Started by Metal Head, 15th January 2009 12:53 PM

antler, believed, brain, claimed, coma, death, deer, donkey, drug, erection, glibenclamide, health, herbal, hospital, kidney, medication, nangen, news, northern, paterson, patients, pill, pills, prescription, so-called, taking, territory, treatment, warning, zengzhangsu

Replies: 3
Views: 7,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2009 10:10 PM; by Ron Dunn

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When You Number Is Up........

Started by Metal Head, 29th December 2008 12:35 PM

addict, allegedly, apartment, balcony, china, cyclist, daily, died, drug, heilongjiang, hospital, hours, instantly, jumped, liu, local, media, moved, newspaper, north-eastern, number, province, quoted, report, reported, shenzhen, southern, standing, sunday, surnamed

Replies: 3
Views: 1,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2008 07:05 PM; by jow104

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How life can change in a week.

Started by Calm, 22nd November 2008 07:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

brother, chair, change, drove, farm, feather, financial, friday, hand, helping, home, hospital, house, jobs, knocked, left, life, mate, morning, past, person, received, sat, spending, support, tea, thursday, told, tuesday, week

Replies: 23
Views: 4,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 10:48 PM; by Calm

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local sawmill

Started by fenderbelly, 13th November 2008 10:48 AM

accident, arm, bag, couple, cries, day, days, dead, dopey, exercising, head, hospital, limb, local, mick, nurse, paddy, plastic, rehab, rushes, sawmill, serious, severs, shocked, slips, suffocated, surprised, transports, treadmill, usual

Replies: 1
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2008 01:48 PM; by rrich

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G'day all.

Started by Old farmer, 6th November 2008 06:14 AM

$126, boarders, bought, bunnings, buy, china, circular, decided, disappointed, eldest, farm, gday, hand-tools, hospital, leave, leaving, lurking, makito, occasional, ozito, post, prized, quality, question, served, site, tools, unpacking, user, weeks

Replies: 5
Views: 1,792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2008 03:25 PM; by bluegum30

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Problems with temperature

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th November 2008 02:37 PM

allan, check-up, doctor, gee, hospital, local, medical, missing, notice, nurse, problems, ray, replied, temperature, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2008 10:36 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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discharge from the hospital

Started by munruben, 3rd November 2008 08:35 PM

bathroom, bed, chair, changing, chat, discharge, discharged, dressed, elderly, elevator, feet, gentleman, gown, hospital, insisted, leave, meeting, nurse, patients, regulations, reluctantly, require, rules, shes, sitting, suitcase, upstairs, wheel, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2008 10:32 PM; by flatlinerz

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very punny

Started by wheelinround, 24th October 2008 03:33 PM

ahead, bigger, boy, centre, change, coins, cults, drug, flies, grandmother, grass, hallway, hat, hit, hospital, join, lawn, nurse, practice, punny, rehab, religion, road, safe, sects, sign, stay, swallowed, telephoned, wondered

Replies: 5
Views: 1,807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 12:55 AM; by joe greiner

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The old motor

Started by wheelinround, 18th September 2008 08:38 AM

approached, attending, birth, black, change, child, congratulate, couple, delivery, gentleman, grinned, guess, hospital, marriage, married, motor, nurse, oil, patted, replied, returned, running, smiled, smiling, surely, talk, time, told, town, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2008 10:54 PM; by Shrek3

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Newcastle Expo February 2009

Started by Salty, 8th June 2008 12:19 PM

2009, 2058, 20th, 22nd, 4971, charity, club, craft, donated, entertainment, exhibitors, expo, february, hear, hospital, hunter, john, kids, newcastle, page, planning, suppliers, supports, visit, website, wood, woodturners, www.woodturners.org.au, years2tsup2tsup2tsup

Replies: 7
Views: 2,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2008 01:06 AM; by Salty

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Visit to the docs

Started by fenderbelly, 29th August 2008 10:58 AM

blood, docs, doctor, feces, hospital, pair, people, sample, underwear, urine, visit, walk, woman, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2008 10:58 AM; by fenderbelly

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Nurse Talk - oh!oh!

Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2008 09:18 PM

comfort, doctor, fleeing, frightening, hall, heard, hospital, matter, nurse, ohoh, operation, simple, talk, talking, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 09:18 PM; by Rodgera

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G'day from Perth!

Started by pugwash, 17th July 2008 01:02 AM

art, chop, clive, disabilities, django, dulcimers, forum, gday, head, hope, hospital, http://www.clivequinn.com, including, injuries, instruments, involved, passion, percussion, perth, rehabilitation, run, sessions, spinal, strokes, therapy, time, victims, vitalu, woodwork, woodworkers

Replies: 6
Views: 1,927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 11:28 PM; by pugwash

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

13!

Started by jaguarrh, 30th June 2008 06:34 PM

bastard, day, eye, fence, gap, hospital, looked, mental, past, patients, planks, poked, roll, shouting, started, stick, walking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2008 08:25 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Rushed to hospital

Started by Rodgera, 20th June 2008 09:39 PM

bring, choice, comfortable, hold, home, hospital, imagine, item, items, list, pick, rush, rushed, smile, underwear, unexpectedly, wife, worried, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 09:39 PM; by Rodgera

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Fingers

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:26 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 12:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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Cutting oil drums warning

Started by Grahame Collins, 15th April 2008 08:16 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, activity, ambulance, ankle, bad, burn, burnt, call, cart, charters, colleague, cut, cutting, drum, drums, grahame, grinder, hip, hospital, incident, killed, mention, oil, school, similar, student, towers, warning, worse, worthy

Replies: 20
Views: 17,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2008 01:37 AM; by Harry72

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SAFETY

Birth of first child

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th May 2008 01:52 PM

allan, birth, calendar, child, desk, gently, glass, glasses, head, home, hospital, husband, magnifying, months, navel, obstetrician, pregnant, pressed, question, questions, read, rubber, stamp, stamping, stole, time, visiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 01:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hospital Chart Bloopers

Started by Barry Hicks, 6th May 2008 07:29 AM

1993, alert, alive, anorexia, appearing, appears, bloopers, breakfast, chart, constantly, crying, day, decrepit, depressed, discharge, forgetful, healthy, hospital, left, lunch, male, mentally, numb, patient, permission, status, tearful, toes, waffles, y.o

Replies: 0
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 07:29 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Poll: Yet another dice with death

Started by Shedhand, 5th March 2008 11:39 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2tsup, badly, banks, botched, call, cnoi, damned, days, death, dice, doctors, doh, egyptian, fluid, greek, gyanian, headache, hospital, indians, lankancool, live, lumbar, malaysian, puncture, river, rmo, shed, specialist, spinal, sri

Replies: 33
Views: 4,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 11:56 AM; by prozac

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