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  1. 19th October 2009, 07:43 PM #1
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    Default What's in a name

    One of the nurses at the maternity hospital came into the
    ward where a young mother was sitting and studying the
    telephone book.

    The nurse asked, "What are you doing dear?"

    She replied, "I am looking for a nice name for my baby".

    The nurse said, "Down in the foyer they have a book called
    "What to name your baby".

    The young woman replied, "Oh, that's ok, I have already
    picked out a Christian name".

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  2. 19th October 2009, 08:46 PM #2
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    Terrible.

    Scientists have developed a morning-after birth-control pill for men. It modifies the blood type and DNA.

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