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Blonde joke #2

Started by Rum Pig, 12th October 2009 12:03 PM

blonde, bmw, died, gas, joke, mechanic, pushes, station, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2009 12:03 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Marriage in heaven

Started by munruben, 20th September 2009 01:43 PM

accident, couple, died, divorce, eternity, explained, eye, finally, gates, heaven, lawyer, left, listen, looked, marriage, married, months, peter, plight, preacher, returned, sadly, standing, sternly, talking, thinking, time, tragic, wait, wedding

Replies: 5
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2009 05:42 PM; by jow104

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Pearly Gates 1

Started by Grumpy John, 17th June 2009 06:33 PM

abraham, ceiling, clock, clocks, died, entire, fan, front, gates, god, hands, huge, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lies, life, lincolns, moved, office, pearly, peter, replied, responded, rudds, stood, telling, told, wall

Replies: 5
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2009 11:18 AM; by tea lady

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Bad Smell

Started by Glennet, 21st May 2009 11:46 PM

bad, died, house, inaccessible, months, possum, rabbit, smell, space, weeks

Replies: 9
Views: 1,981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2009 04:56 PM; by Woodwould

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The secret for a long life

Started by Breslauer, 27th April 2009 03:25 AM

103, 15-foot, age, children, counseled, cowboy, crematorium, died, grandchildren, grandson, great-great, gun, hole, left, life, live, long, missoula, montana, morning, oatmeal, pinch, powder, religiously, secret, sprinkle, tough

Replies: 1
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2009 10:52 PM; by bsrlee

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Dr Quick

Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2009 09:53 PM

a&e, answered, bedridden, bob, breakfast, complete, confusion, died, elderly, hair, hosp, husband, jelly, kentucky, london, massive, morning, noticed, nurse, patient, patients, produced, quick, quickly, replied, royal, submitted, taste, taxi, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 11:17 AM; by Pheonix

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Loss of power???

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 13th February 2009 11:10 AM

3-4, ago, attached, clue, cord, days, died, dying, extn, flickering, garage, hot, house, installation, kills, kitchen, lights, phase, power, read, renovateforum.com, roller, send, short, shutters, slowly, thread, thumbnails, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 11:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

A very amusing paradox:

Started by Shrek3, 28th January 2009 10:28 PM

amazed, amusing, answer, bequeathed, bloody, died, distraught, divide, divided, eldest, half, horses, mans, mess, middle, ninth, owned, paradox, question, seventeen, solution, son, sons, stable, stated, wealthy

Replies: 12
Views: 2,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 10:06 PM; by echnidna

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The Day The Music Died

Started by watson, 1st February 2009 10:08 PM

100, 4th, ago, airport, approx, beechcraft, boy, buddy, buggered, charter, day, days, died, don, flight, heard, hero, holly, mclean, mile, mortal, music, news, passengers, peterson, remember, richardson, richie, roger, valens

Replies: 4
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2009 10:22 AM; by Sturdee

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

RIP: Patrick McGoohan

Started by Metal Head, 15th January 2009 12:09 PM

60s, announcement, character, classic, death, devised, died, directed, drake, earliest, free, hear, heroes, intro, john, link, mcgoohan, memories, morning, news, patrick, prisoner, rip, saddened, sequence, series, starred, tvs, watching, youtube

Replies: 1
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2009 07:19 PM; by chrisb691

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Honda copy motors

Started by Rossluck, 12th February 2006 02:01 PM

5.5, attraction, buy, chinese-honda, chonda, chondas, copy, death, died, economy, engines, experience, experienced, false, feel, genuine, honda, honda-copy, hondas, late, motors, price, quarter-of-the-honda, ran, stroke, substantially, sudden, thirties, time

Replies: 11
Views: 9,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2009 08:20 AM; by davey1000

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

When You Number Is Up........

Started by Metal Head, 29th December 2008 12:35 PM

addict, allegedly, apartment, balcony, china, cyclist, daily, died, drug, heilongjiang, hospital, hours, instantly, jumped, liu, local, media, moved, newspaper, north-eastern, number, province, quoted, report, reported, shenzhen, southern, standing, sunday, surnamed

Replies: 3
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2008 07:05 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

R.I.P. - Reg Varney

Started by Metal Head, 17th November 2008 04:42 PM

1969, 1973, blake, boss, buses, butler, comic, daughter, died, doses, driver, exported, feature, happy-go-lucky, inspector, irascible, ire, london, music, played, reg, rip, series, spawned, stan, tormented, touring, varney, war, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2008 06:32 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

heat pump vs electrical hot water cost

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

$1049, $1700, $300-400, 10yr, 250l, 60degrees, cost, died, dux, easy, electrical, funny, heat, hot, house, install, it’s, living, model, power, prices, pump, quoted, replace, size, specs, straight, swap, system, water

Replies: 0
Views: 2,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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HEATING & COOLING

sparkies - what bodgy work have you seen done by laymen?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

bed, bloke, box, cables, circuit, cost, cut, died, fitting, fix, fluoro, gpo, head, insulated, lamp, lead, light, mounted, plug, refused, rubber, said.so, single, socket, sparkies, stories, taped, top, tradesmen, wiring

Replies: 0
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2008 07:53 PM

agree, babies, call, calling, collar, died, dog, dogs, excited, floor, half, leave, leaves, lot, mad, men, night, notice, paper, parents, pervert, pickup, ride, smells, studded, stuff, truck, visit, wake, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2008 07:53 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

A time to reflect

Started by fenderbelly, 17th October 2008 10:49 AM

chance, countries, died, enjoy, fitting, forum, fought, found, freedom, hurt, listen, lot, moving, picked, post, poster, posters, recent, reflect, represented, song, start, stop, submitted, thinking, time, tribute, typing, visit, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2008 08:50 PM; by rat52

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Auction addict

Started by snowyskiesau, 26th September 2008 03:27 PM

$49, addict, auction, bid, chair, chairs, counts, couple, died, gas, grays, guess, hell, idiot, invoice, kitchen, lift, lot, mine, office, pick, sale, sort, stay, time, tuned, upcoming, weeks, win, won

Replies: 5
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2008 05:43 PM; by The Bleeder

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What's better than a new Husky395XP?

Started by Steve Fryar, 2nd September 2008 08:07 AM

cost.i, died, extensive, hardware, heaven2tsup, husky395xp, machinery, owner, owners, power, sell, sells, store, storea, tools, wood, woodworking

Replies: 1
Views: 789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2008 08:17 AM; by The Bleeder

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Isaac Hayes

Started by prozac, 11th August 2008 03:58 PM

aged, babies, bed, black, chef, close, died, enouraged, explosion, generation, groovers, hayes, intimate, isaac, listening, mood, news, partner, personal, prozac, responsible, sad, soothing, vale, voice, western, white, words, world

Replies: 5
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2008 09:39 PM; by Stuart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

In 1923, Who Was.....

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd August 2008 08:10 AM

1923, abroad, arthur, bank, bear, committed, company, cooger, cosabee, die, died, financially, gas, golf, home, international, largest, livermore, penniless, pga, president, settlement, shot, speculator, steel, street, suicide, time, wall, wheat

Replies: 2
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2008 12:39 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

steel cap stilletto

Started by underfoot, 15th July 2008 06:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, black, cap, days, decker, died, faithful, feel, finally, ideas, perfect, resurrect, safety, service, shed, special, steel, stilletto, title

Replies: 19
Views: 2,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2008 02:01 AM; by forunna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cotton

Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 07:49 PM

Replies: 13
Views: 2,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2008 06:13 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Died In His Sleep

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th June 2008 07:20 AM

bed, bloody, chook, deal, died, egg, explained, explode, feeling, happen, head, heard, hell, home, inside, laid, lay, overwhelming, ovulating, peter, relax, rooster, send, shout, sleep, smack, uncomfortable, wake, wheelin, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 07:52 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Fisher & Paykel Washer (IW709) Error Codes

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 5th September 2006 11:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$$$$, call, charge, code, codes, diagnose, died, error, error/service, f&p, fisher, fortunate, hell, iw709, lcd, list, machine, model, nose, paykel, provided, screen, service, shot, tells, told, washer, washing, wrong

Replies: 26
Views: 33,943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 05:21 PM; by manoftalent

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Started by Stuart, 28th April 2008 10:52 PM

archbishop, archbishops, bell, bellringer, bells, brother, cathedral, claimed, climbed, dame, day, deacon, died, disfigured, experienced, falling, head, horribly, notre, office, paris, ringing, rings, rope, ropes, round, secondary, strange, stranger, tolls

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 10:52 PM; by Stuart

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JOKES

Absent-Minded Lawyers

Started by Rodgera, 22nd April 2008 02:07 PM

absentminded, autopsy, brain, chest, county, dead, death, died, district, doctor, emergency, examine, examined, hemorrhaging, jar, law, lawyer, lawyers, massive, morgue, patient, perform, performed, physically, practicing, pronounce, records, rest, texas, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 07:24 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Sale Of The Century #2

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd April 2008 03:25 PM

called, century, character, clad, cloth, country, day, died, eighth, england, er.er, henry, hit, holland, jesus, johnny, jungle-, kings, loin, play, quizmaster, rabbit, sale, shekels, spend, swinging, weissmuller, wide, wonderful, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 03:25 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

New Lawn Mower

Started by cheezeegriff, 7th January 2008 09:25 AM

assistance, blade, bodies, cheap, concern, died, fall, falls, grandfathers, grandparents, heavy, honda, jetfast, job, lawn, liable, main, mentioned, mower, mowers, online, qualities, realistically, recommend, savviness, stroke, strongly, superman, tech, time

Replies: 13
Views: 4,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:22 AM; by DavenRos

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Financial Planning

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th March 2008 08:04 AM

anonymous, business, card, days, decided, die, died, dollars, estate, family, father, financial, fortune, found, guy, home, impressed, inherit, living, million, mysterious, obtained, ordinary, planning, sickly, single, stepmother, woman, women, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 11:47 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

The Construction Worker

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:44 PM

160, added, approached, arrive, blared, congratulations, construction, died, entered, forty, gates, hand, impossible, mistake, outstretched, pearly, person, peter, replied, sheets, sleep, suddenly, time, times.2tsup, trumpets, worker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 10:37 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Irish Times

Started by wheelinround, 4th March 2008 01:13 PM

bottle, charlie, cop, die, died, father, finney, gallagher, heaven, hed, irish, lord, mike, murphy, otoole, paddy, parking, pedestrians, priest, replied, shouted, stopped, street, time, times, traffic, trooper, wall, wine, york

Replies: 3
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 11:00 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

two Gentlemen

Started by munruben, 3rd March 2008 09:31 PM

armchairs, club, died, english, female, found, gentlemen, gorilla, hed, jove, living, london, male, officers, papers, queer, reading, remember, respective, retired, simmonds, sitting, top, tree, war, ‘the

Replies: 5
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 06:13 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Lawyers should never ask questions that they aren't prepared for

Started by WoodJunky, 4th March 2008 12:03 AM

approach, attorney, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, counselors, defense, died, drinking, electric, idiots, jones, judge, law, lawyers, lazy, mention, normal, prepared, questions, quiet, relationship, replied, send, voice, wife, women, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 10:36 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Moved: smokey dawson

Started by weisyboy, 14th February 2008 08:03 PM

australian, dawson, died, greatly, missed.c, music, singers, smokey, time.u

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 08:02 PM; by MICKYG

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

The Bank Account

Started by Rodgera, 4th February 2008 10:10 PM

account, bank, beer, cafe, clerk, died, dropped, fell, floor, husband, kitchen, married, mcmunruben, occupation, replied, savings, waitress, widow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 10:22 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

The admittance policy

Started by Wood Butcher, 28th January 2008 04:21 PM

admittance, angel, angels, apartment, bad, balcony, broke, bushes, day, die, died, fell, fingers, fingertips, gate, ground, guy, heaven, howard, inside, instantly, johnnie, moment, naked, policy, refrigerator, shane, trees, warne, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 04:19 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Killer diahorrea

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th January 2008 03:52 PM

anonymous, contracted, corrected, diahorrea, died, disease, doctor, dose, expired, found, gonorrhoea, husband, killer, local, lover, met, people, remembered, spreading, story, subsequently, telling, treating, widow, woodie, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 07:17 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

The answer to a long life - out with a bang

Started by Rodgera, 21st January 2008 03:41 PM

108, age, answer, bang, children, cornflakes, counselled, crematorium, died, foot, grand-children, great-grand, gunpowder, hole, left, life, live, lived, long, morning, religiously, secret, son, sprinkle, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 03:41 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Murder

Started by Elbow, 21st January 2008 11:19 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 12:30 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Jammed chainsaw

Started by Cliff Rogers, 10th January 2008 09:58 AM

artery, attack, bar, blood, caused, chainsaw, chest, clot, croc, crossed, damaged, dec, died, e-mail, fingers, hard, heart, hold, jammed, life, limited, lucky, mths, palm, pretty, pulled, resultant, started, tree

Replies: 6
Views: 3,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 06:25 PM; by echnidna

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SAFETY

Barry's donkey

Started by munruben, 9th January 2008 11:41 PM

barry, barrys, died, donkey, eat, food, hunger, learned, loss, offer, teach, wishing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 12:17 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Evap Air Con No Go!!!

Started by gregt, 8th January 2008 10:35 AM

air, bonair, company, con, controller, cooler, died, evap, evaporative, hard, remote, simply, supply, wired

Replies: 4
Views: 1,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 04:57 PM; by BazzaDLB

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Older Than Dirt

Started by wheelinround, 16th December 2007 07:27 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bottle, burned, called, car, card, dad, delivered, died, dirt, fast, food, french, growing, home, house, irons, ladies, memories, milk, movies, older, phone, pizza, remember, remembered, sat, signals, soccer, switches, telephone

Replies: 35
Views: 5,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 10:14 AM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

Entrance exam Munruben University

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th December 2007 09:56 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

allan, captain, cook, decent, died, door, entrance, entry, exam, examination, history, johns, munruben, neighbour, oral, piece, pole, question, replied, requires, trips, undertaking, university, wood

Replies: 30
Views: 3,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 09:12 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

End of retirement...

Started by Shedhand, 22nd December 2007 12:43 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2008, 2tsup, 4th, bit, bloody, brother, builder, cancer, caught, daughter, died, drip, end, extension, federal, flooded, gonna, grace, granddaughter, home, howard, isabella, jan, job, john, kill, mum, retirement, shed, time

Replies: 18
Views: 3,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2007 09:28 AM; by Shedhand

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

My mum

Started by Shedhand, 5th December 2007 11:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologise, beautiful, born, brother, busy, died, drew, epoxy, family, guess, happy, hours, late, leon, lose, love, loved, matters, mother, mothers, mum, pained, painful, sat, shell, spirit, stronger, stuff, west, wink

Replies: 16
Views: 2,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 12:41 PM; by Shedhand

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

2 stroke - Blonde moment!

Started by shaquibu, 30th November 2007 10:31 PM

bit, blonde, carby, cleaner, dear, died, drain, embarrassing, feel, fix, fuel, guess, metres, mistake, mix, moment, mowing, parked, quit, realize, realized, rover, sooooo, squirt, started, stooopid, stroke, suddenly, thinking, tomorrow

Replies: 4
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 09:54 AM; by flynnsart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Old ladies

Started by wheelinround, 27th November 2007 03:20 PM

after-dinner, animal, apartment, champagne, coming, completely, crazy, date, died, dinner, dorothy, dress, drinks, edna, enjoyed, expensive, goodness, gracious, ladies, nice, pleasure, punctually, senior, takes, talking, tears, telling, times, wear, widows

Replies: 3
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2007 07:43 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

A scary read

Started by DonN, 17th October 2000 05:52 AM

1992, 1994, arkansas, attorney, clinton, clintons, commerce, crash, dead, death, died, drug, ferguson, found, fund, gunshot, head, house, july, mena, plane, raiser, read, reported, ruled, scary, suicide, white, willey, wound

Replies: 7
Views: 2,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 03:26 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

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Moved: smokey dawson