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One for the kids

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th April 2008 05:11 PM

answer, begins, bus, calendar, drove, kids, months, schoolkids, single, starts, stole, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 08:15 PM; by funkychicken

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Woodies Quiz Forum

A little boy got on the bus

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:12 PM

backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, collar.”, condom, dad, daddy, father, father.”, girls, hundreds”, impatient, leaned, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, that.”, thinking, way”, wear, wore, “maybe, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 11:12 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

auto lpg

Started by davo2310, 5th March 2008 05:24 PM

auto, bus, chips, copper, davo, fellas, fridge, gday, line, lpg, piping, probs, regs, run, stone, wondering

Replies: 7
Views: 1,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 06:18 PM; by wonderplumb

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PLUMBING

Dyslexia

Started by Rodgera, 24th March 2008 11:05 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2008 02:58 PM; by durwood

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JOKES

How Many Legs???

Started by westpest, 14th March 2008 02:37 PM

answer, backpack, backpacks, brain, bus, cat, cats, correct, danf, driver, email, feeble, girl, girls, legs, math, mention, question, real, trick

Replies: 8
Views: 2,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2008 09:01 PM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Funny laugh

Started by wayfarer, 26th February 2008 10:24 PM

.more, bit, bus, contagious, driver, funny, it;, laugh, million, revisit, variety, video, views, youtube

Replies: 0
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 10:24 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Another daughter story

Started by jow104, 30th January 2008 08:18 PM

1960s, age, baby, bus, child, clinic, daughter, daughters, expecting, heard, lady, loudly, maternity, mum, occupants, school, story, true, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 08:24 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Nothing To Worry About

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th January 2008 09:46 AM

adam, aid, bus, cast, club, cops, courses, dived, drive, fire, food, guess, hot, jessie, keith, leader, mountain, neat, passed, petrol, ride, roads, ryan, swim, teaching, tents, timber, trucks, worry, write

Replies: 4
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2008 09:01 AM; by Meggles

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JOKES

Mystery bus trips.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th December 2007 09:22 PM

2007, allan, bus, buses, chipped, club, decent, deserves, destination, driving, drove, guess, lucky, mystery, occasions, piece, recent, trips, won, wood, woodturning

Replies: 12
Views: 1,906

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:02 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

A Couple of Life's Little Mysteries

Started by rod1949, 5th December 2007 09:52 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bus, couple, escalators, fare, fumble, life, lifes, mysteries, people, perfectly, regulars, rolleyes, set, stairs, walk

Replies: 46
Views: 5,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2007 03:23 PM; by ss_11000

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bull, cows and 'eifers

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd November 2007 07:09 PM

answered, arrived, bull, bus, called, chooks, cows, ducks, eifers, farm, farmer, home, john, meant, mum, munruben, repeated, school, shaken, shocked, told, wallen, wallens

Replies: 2
Views: 1,674

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 01:24 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Parramata bus

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2007 11:03 PM

bang, bus, cab, calls, catch, crash, credit, decided, finally, gate, hell, hiking, hitch, jumps, mick, noise, paddy, parked, parramata, parramatta, replies, rrrrr, running, scared, silence, smash, smashes, times, vroom, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Was getting worried.

Started by RETIRED, 21st October 2007 09:18 AM

blokes, bus, drastic, equally, hit, hours.rolleyes, posts, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 2,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2007 08:40 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Driveway

Started by silentC, 20th September 2007 12:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.8m, 4.8m, attached, bus, car, circular, club, concrete, consideration, council, courtesy, drive, driveway, drops, entrances, front, frontage, garage, gravel, idea, leads, metres, park, parking, running, set, track, version, visitor, wide

Replies: 16
Views: 3,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 07:03 PM; by silentC

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CONCRETING

Walking to school

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th August 2007 08:50 AM

5km, bus, day, feel, found, kid, rain, school, snow, stupid, walked, walking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 06:09 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

No Speaka Da English

Started by Barry_White, 14th March 2007 10:45 PM

aloud, asses, attention, bus, coola, country, den, english, foul-mouthed, frienda, galvanized, hears, hey, indignantly, justa, lady, lives, mississippi, obsessed, pig, public, retorted, sex, sit, speak, speaka, spell, talkinabouta, tellin, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2007 10:45 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

Stupid drivers

Started by ozwinner, 24th February 2007 08:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

base, bed, bet, booze, bus, car, city, cops, dick, doh, double, drivers, driving, gauwd, giggle, head, home, mattress, minute, oww, rack, road, roof, set, smart, stupid, tied, tonight, trap.pointlaugh, worried

Replies: 19
Views: 3,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2007 11:01 PM; by pawnhead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Work Cover

Started by dadpad, 5th January 2007 08:02 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

27th, 3rd, 7th, accomadation, appointment, attend, broken, bus, cast, cgu, claim, claims, contact, cover, december, drive, expenses, happened, january, leg, marked, nights, overnight, person, possibly, reimbursed, stay, taxi, unable, work

Replies: 30
Views: 7,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2007 11:43 AM; by Cabbie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Being Retired

Started by Wood Butcher, 8th December 2006 04:44 PM

abused, age, andput, break, bus, called, care, citizen, continued, d---head, day, days, finished, frequently, fun, marilyn, minutes, people, personally, retired, shop, started, thirdticket, ticket, tickets, town, windshield, worntires, writing, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2006 05:01 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
JOKES

Speak English fat pig.

Started by Wongo, 12th November 2006 11:29 PM

40s, bad, bought, bus, caught, centre, cheesed, chinese”, day, english, fat, feeling, lady, lady.mad, left, lunch, mind, others?mad, pig, reason, said.d, shopping, speak, terrible, title, train, walked, walking, woman, words

Replies: 11
Views: 1,727

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 08:51 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

clipsal C Bus, wireless question

Started by michael_jenny, 8th July 2006 07:16 PM

bunch, bus, buttons, channel, clipsal, confusion, current, dimmers, edge, guess, knowledge, lays, lights, low, michael, model, neo, people, question, running, seperatly, sparkys, switch, switches, told, trailing, voltage, wired, wireless, words

Replies: 7
Views: 3,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2006 11:04 AM; by Redgy

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Father of many

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th May 2006 09:47 AM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, dad, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 1
Views: 1,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 06:40 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Please Ponder These

Started by Rodgera, 16th May 2006 06:35 PM

$bible, bus, call, cramming, criminals, dawned, deliver, fed, finals, fractions, lipton, lot, mail, mailmen, merge, office, people, pictures, ponder, post, postage, quit, read, stamps, station, stops, supposed, train, trouble, write$

Replies: 0
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 06:35 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

why dont i take up self-immolation instead?

Started by doug the slug, 13th March 2006 11:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

//rant, asset, average, board, bus, buying, club, community, completing, day, days, depreciate, extra, found, job, mode, pass, patrons, people, relying, runs, save, self-harm, self-immolation, selfimmolation, set, spend, viable, week

Replies: 23
Views: 3,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 03:12 PM; by Markw

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Rubber

Started by Baz, 28th February 2006 08:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 08:39 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Connecting the earth?

Started by Pulpo, 3rd February 2006 09:22 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bar, breaker, breakers, bus, bush, check, circuit, connected, connecting, covered, earth, easy, elses, glue, installation, installed, insulation, main, neutral, normal, pulpo, safety, solder, sparkie, standard, switch, tape, wire, wires, [no

Replies: 16
Views: 4,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2006 10:22 AM; by Barry_White

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Poll: What to do?

Started by bennylaird, 3rd February 2006 12:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

application, bus, car, chance, continue, die, dilemma, dreaming, driving, friend, job, lady, life, mate, moral/ethical, night, pass, pay, people, perfect, pick, reading, ride, road, save, saved, stop, stormy, waiting, wild

Replies: 16
Views: 2,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2006 01:55 AM; by Shedhand

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JOKES

Roof lining

Started by nedskelly, 6th November 2005 12:36 AM

40ft, befor, bent, breakes, bus, clamped, converting, couple, curve, flexible, glue, home, inches, interior, lamipanel, learning, line, lining, market, motor, panneling, pannelling, roof, satisfactorily, sheet

Replies: 3
Views: 2,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2005 10:09 PM; by nedskelly

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

One for Zed

Started by scooter, 25th October 2005 11:45 PM

ahead, baby, bus, cheers, driver, fuming, hold, insulted, me”, monkey, primal, rear, sean, sits, ugh”, ugliest, urges, woman, you.”, zed, “thats, “the, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 11:45 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

What Retired People Do

Started by Baz, 3rd September 2005 06:04 PM

abused, age, bus, called, continued, cop, day, days, dog, finished, frequently, fun, glared, lake, minutes, nazi, people, personally, piece, retired, senior, shop, started, street, ticket, tickets, town, windshield, writing, wrote

Replies: 4
Views: 1,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2005 10:19 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

One for Studley 2436

Started by Tikki, 14th July 2005 08:02 PM

2436, afraid, baby, bath-tub, bed, briefcase, bus, couch, deep, difficult, equipment, exceptionally, father, finally, floor, johnson, living, madam, mother, park, people, photographer, pictures, pulled, start, studley, time, tri-pod, twins, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 01:09 PM; by Studley 2436

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JOKES

The blind man

Started by Iain, 16th May 2005 09:17 AM

arrives, blind, bus, children, crazy, decide, driving, fit, husband, irritated, joins, kids, man, minutes, overloaded, piece, replies, riding, rubber, shut, sidewalk, sound, stick, stop, taps, ticking, waiting, walk, wife, wouldve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2005 09:17 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Flat Fibreglass Sheet ??

Started by Twodogs, 26th November 2004 05:01 PM

bill, bus, converting, cover, fibregass, fibreglass, flat, google, luck, melbourne, motorhome, pages, removed, sheet, windows, yellow

Replies: 11
Views: 9,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2004 08:58 AM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Paddy & Mick

Started by gemi_babe, 16th September 2004 12:05 PM

27a, bleedin, breaks, bus, depot, disbelief, door, eventually, hands, head, heck, hell, holding, home, idiot, mick, move, night, paddy, replies, rest, roundabout, running, shouts, staggering, steal, sticks, walk, walking, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2004 03:45 AM; by stevephillips

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JOKES

Woodworkers do it with..........

Started by LineLefty, 26th May 2004 04:53 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

animals, assistance, bed, bus, cartoonists, couch, dark, drivers, economists, feet, firemen, gardeners, hands, hose, kicks, mechanical, models, musicians, photographers, players, psychiatrists, rhythm, soccer, strokes, taxi, technicians, town, transit, woodworkers, zoologists

Replies: 35
Views: 9,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2004 11:25 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Tight Skirt

Started by Baz, 18th April 2004 10:35 AM

agree, ballistic, bus, drawled, driver, easily, embarrassed, figured, friends, gently, kinda, leg, maam, picked, raise, reached, samaritan, skirt, smile, smiled, standing, step, texan, tight, time, times, unzip, waist, would-be, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 10:35 AM; by Baz

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JOKES

X-mas Spirit

Started by DaveInOz, 12th December 2003 11:27 AM

boy, bus, buy, car, children, christmas, dollar, dollars, dropped, entered, family, grabbed, heard, home, hundred, job, mall, meekly, money, mother, notes, poorly, realized, rushing, save, scream, siblings, spirit, whispered, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 11:27 AM; by DaveInOz

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JOKES

the Irish phonetic alphabet

Started by rob_tassie, 8th September 2003 05:22 PM

alpha, alphabet, bravo, breakfast, bus, charlie, conan, delta, doyle, echo, english, france, heard, helps, hills, irish, joyce, leather, loud, mistress, money, natives, phonetic, police, read, relief, sedan, siss, vessant, williams

Replies: 0
Views: 3,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2003 05:22 PM; by rob_tassie

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JOKES

booze bus

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:44 PM

aboriginal, asthmatic, bag, black, bloody, blow, booze, boss, bus, car, comedian, cop, copper, doc, doin, fellers, government, letter, mate, morton, nah, oath, pass, piss, red, sample, surely, testing, urine, whites

Replies: 0
Views: 1,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:44 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Ever been short changed ?

Started by Eastie, 7th June 2002 03:53 PM

$10, $27, $29, $30, 2002.], 27+, boy, bus, changed, decides, dollar, dollars, eastie, edited, effectively, hands, hotel, june, ladies, lady, manager, message, minutes, paid, pocketed, rate, realises, short, ten, [this

Replies: 5
Views: 2,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2002 09:39 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Do it yourself

Started by Rod Smith, 9th March 2002 10:15 AM

attractive, bath, box, bus, car, cold, cutting, day, dog, drinking, garden, giving, head, home, increase, jobs, lives, morning, office, people, pretend, putting, repeatedly, sand, save, simply, tea, time, toblerone, visit

Replies: 0
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2002 10:15 AM; by Rod Smith

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JOKES

trail in the UK

Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:25 PM

accident, advertisement, amused, boarded, bus, coming, control, dismissed, dunlop, dust, fourth, gold, lady, liniment, move, moved, noticing, pregnant, prevented, read, rubber, sat, shaving, sloans, stick, swelling, trail, trick, twins, williams

Replies: 0
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 10:25 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Points to ponder

Started by Iain, 20th August 2001 11:26 AM

abbreviated, ahead, bright, bus, cold, decency, degrees, employees, faster, gruntled, hear, mothers, nostalgia, people, pictures, points, ponder, quit, risks, sound, speak, speed, station, stops, supposed, train, travels, vague, word, zigzag

Replies: 1
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2001 03:28 PM; by Rod Smith

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JOKES

Taxi Driver

Started by oges, 28th July 2001 04:36 PM

apologized, bus, cab, car, centimeters, control, day, driver, driving, fault, footpath, hearse, hit, lost, mate, passenger, question, quiet, realize, replied, scare, scared, screamed, shop, shoulder, stopped, tap, tapped, taxi, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2001 09:18 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Nun

Started by Iain, 5th July 2001 02:51 PM

agrees, anal, answer, begins, bus, cemetery, church, dressed, driver, finishes, god, heard, hiding, hippie, jumped, jumps, married, mask, midnight, nun, prayers, praying, rips, sex, shouts, stands, starts, tuesday, virginity

Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2001 02:51 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

9 favourite things

Started by Iain, 14th May 2001 07:02 PM

bloody, bus, cake, change, choice, cinema, damn, eat, entire, favourite, floor, goose, hell, improved, improvement, life, paid, people, question, refuse, search, short, standing, stare, sunshine, things, tosser, waiting, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2001 07:02 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Actual trial in the UK.

Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 10:47 AM

accident, actual, advertisement, amused, boarded, bus, coming, control, dismissed, dunlop, dust, fourth, gold, liniment, move, moved, noticing, pregnant, prevented, read, rubber, sat, shaving, sloans, stick, swelling, trial, trick, twins, williams

Replies: 0
Views: 1,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 10:47 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Good Doggie

Started by gazaly, 30th November 2000 03:25 PM

bag, bus, butcher, button, crossing, dog, doggie, dogs, door, good, groceries, guy, jumped, mouth, note, noticed, path, road, run, sausages, shop, started, stop, threw, time, times, waited, walked, wall, whap-

Replies: 1
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2000 07:45 AM; by oges

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JOKES

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