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Blonde joke #3

Started by Rum Pig, 15th October 2009 11:09 AM

act, blonde, expect, guys, huff, joke, license, nicely, officer, police, replied, speeding, stops, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 11:09 AM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Big Bike Blonde

Started by Dennis Millard, 9th October 2009 04:48 PM

big, bike, bikie, blonde, bout, called, carrying, excuse, forgetting, girlfriend, haven;t, head, kiss, mate, missus, mouth, powerful, rake, remembered, scratched, shop, shoulder, stared, started, stop, straw, switch, talking, tum, yokel

Replies: 8
Views: 1,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2009 07:02 PM; by Ozkaban

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Blonde joke #2

Started by Rum Pig, 12th October 2009 12:03 PM

blonde, bmw, died, gas, joke, mechanic, pushes, station, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2009 12:03 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Blonde joke

Started by Rum Pig, 9th October 2009 12:22 PM

bench, blonde, blondes, farther, floridala, helloooooo, joke, living, moon, oklahomala, sitting, talking

Replies: 0
Views: 940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2009 12:22 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Password

Started by Woodwould, 22nd September 2009 12:09 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2009 10:23 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Allan & John

Started by Calm, 31st August 2009 10:40 PM

allan, blonde, bloody, court, cried, crying, cute, day, days, figured, filed, guilty, happened, jail, john, johnb, judge, loud, park, perjury, pleaded, proud, remember, replied, shop, sue, waitress, wallan, world, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2009 07:02 PM; by munruben

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Crocodile shoes

Started by fenderbelly, 18th August 2009 03:25 PM

aim, blonde, creature, croc, crocodile, damn, deepin, driving, hand, hauls, home, huge, kills, lightning, metre, murky, pair, river, shoes, shopkeeper, slimy, speed, spots, standing, swimmingrapidly, takes, vacation, waist, water, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2009 03:25 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Two chimps and a Blonde

Started by wheelinround, 8th July 2009 05:15 PM

$100, belts, blonde, blonde.what, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, coast, demanded, driver, driving, gold, heart, heck, holding, hours, over---so, pulled, ran, road, seat, seaworld, strapped, suddenly, truck, ushered, zoo

Replies: 14
Views: 1,751

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 12:58 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Aussie Blondes

Started by wheelinround, 4th July 2009 06:16 PM

amazed, aussie, baby, blonde, blondes, breathing, day, driveway, easy, excitedly, happier, happy, heavily, heck, home, iga, joy, jumping, kit, love, news, pregnancy, pregnant, running, starting, stopped, tests, told, twin-pack, twins

Replies: 4
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2009 07:52 AM; by AUSSIE

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JOKES

Another Blonde Joke

Started by Breslauer, 5th June 2009 08:39 AM

$20, 958, bar, bet, blonde, bob, building, death, dove, dude, earlier, fair, fairs, falling, handed, handsome, hed, hell, joke, jump, ledge, money, news, replied, sat, stared, swan, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2009 08:39 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

New secretary at Munruben Chambers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st June 2009 08:06 PM

allan, blonde, chambers, condition, conduct, decided, doorway, dressed, exceptional, extra, fantastic, interviews, job, john, manners, munruben, passport, photo, provide, quickly, saturated, secretary, simply, stunning, tatty, vivacious, wife.d

Replies: 2
Views: 950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2009 11:06 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Blonde in the car park

Started by fenderbelly, 16th March 2009 08:04 PM

air, backward, blonde, car, center, crowded, curb, driver, emphatically, finger, fresh, golden, hear, impress, lady, local, nearby, park, pretty, pulled, pup, retriever, rolled, seat, shopping, stay, strange, stretched, walked, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2009 08:04 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The blonde who married a catholic

Started by Stevenp, 14th March 2009 04:59 PM

anticipation, apparently, bed, blonde, bride, catholic, couch, crawled, heard, honeymoon, husband, lend, lent, long?d, love, married, nightie, replied, ridiculous, settled, sexy, slipped, sobbed, tears

Replies: 0
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2009 04:59 PM; by Stevenp

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JOKES

roof trusess question

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th February 2009 10:10 PM

1st, 2x4, 600, 900, bars, blonde, bracing, bracings, company, frame, gap, lol, metal, missing, question, read, renovateforum.com, ring, roof, spacings, thread, trusess, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2009 10:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Blonde

Started by bullfright, 26th February 2009 02:53 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2009 08:57 PM; by AUSSIE

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Elderly pride

Started by peterpiper, 3rd February 2009 04:45 AM

bill, blonde, coffee, court, cried, cute, damn, day, elderly, feed, figured, friends, guilty, happened, jail, judge, loud, met, park, pled, pride, rape, remember, replied, sam, shop, sue, waitress, world, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 08:37 AM; by wolften

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blonde again

Started by texx, 16th January 2009 08:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blonde, bloody, boy, decides, field, fun, goalie, here.he, job, kids, know.she, notices, pity, play, running, speak, standing, stay, takes, teacher

Replies: 15
Views: 3,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2009 09:54 PM; by ficfac

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JOKES

Ask a Stupid Question

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:04 PM

barn, blonde, bred?thats, complete, confidence, confidently.then, cow, cows, dizzy, explains, farmer, for?she, guess, hang, here.terribly, impressed, insemination, lady, maggie, nail, question, row, simple, stall, stupid, tells, trousers, walk, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2009 09:46 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Blonde joke

Started by peterpiper, 20th November 2008 05:30 PM

andy, answer, arrivals, arrive, blonde, days, easy, entrance, exam, exclaimed, expect, head, heaven, joke, letter, matilda, peter, question, questions, replied, returned, shaking, short, stand, start, swagman, time, twelve, waltzing, week

Replies: 2
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2008 06:10 PM; by tea lady

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3 times a daddy.....

Started by Doughboy, 1st October 2008 03:23 PM

3110, 8.35, albeit, blonde, blue, born, bridie, circumference, clan, complications, daddy, eyes, hair, head, heartache, lots, louise, missus, morning, pete, pound, pregnancy, proud, smith, tear, times, welcoming, worth

Replies: 10
Views: 2,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2008 11:05 AM; by NCArcher

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Two Blondes With Hammers.

Started by wheelinround, 1st September 2008 07:11 PM

bad, blonde, blondes, boss, carol, chest, clerk, cold, crying, day, dents, doctor, donna, eyes, finger, gun, hammers, happened, home, hot, house, morning, nail, paid, replied, roommate, shooting, shop, tail, thermos

Replies: 1
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 07:59 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Why Aussies love Kiwis

Started by gawdelpus, 25th August 2008 11:37 PM

aussies, australian, bloke, blonde, bright, cheek, dark, fondled, girl, grope, groped, guy, hand, kiwi, kiwis, lady, love, missed, print, red, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, swiss, train, travelling, tunnel, wait

Replies: 2
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2008 09:05 PM; by Claw Hama

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Bringing up Kauri

Started by 2sharp, 22nd August 2008 10:14 PM

advice, balance, bit, blonde, bringing, brings, brown, coloured, dark, decent, filling, gauges, golden, holes, imperfections, jon, kauri, mind, nails, piece, removed, rustic, scrubbed, shelf, shellac, techniques/products, told, unit, wax, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 2,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2008 09:35 PM; by 2sharp

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FINISHING

Saving lives - Blonde's Diary on ship . . .

Started by Shrek3, 14th August 2008 07:06 PM

1600, 2tsup, blonde, cabin, captain, caviar, champagne, charming, complete, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, drink, husband, inside, lives, night, piano, pool, saved, saving, ship, shocked, sink, stay, told, unfaithful, visit

Replies: 2
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 08:49 PM; by williampp

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JOKES

The expensive suit

Started by munruben, 9th July 2008 05:48 PM

astonishment, attractive, black, blank, blonde, blue, charge, check, compensate, cost, dressed, excellent, expensive, exquisite, grateful, heads, honestly, husband, husbands, job, left, looked, mortician, nice, shortl, spend, suit, switched, wearing, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 11:36 PM; by joe greiner

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Emergency Room Blonde

Started by WoodJunky, 7th July 2008 09:09 PM

$4000.00, blonde, chin, commit, doctor, ear, emergency, finger, gun, happen, hurries, index, late, lift, loud, mouth, neck, night, noise, paid, pulled, room, shooting, shot, straightened, suicide, teeth, tip, trigger

Replies: 3
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 08:14 PM; by RufflyRustic

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JOKES

The Thinking Blonde

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th July 2008 08:49 AM

alights, annoyed, approaches, approaching, arrives, blonde, boot, calmly, car, cardboard, constable, demands, disabled, emergency, explanation, flashers, flat, helloooooo, obscene, officer, pictures, police, road, stands, takes, thinking, traffic, tyre, vehicle, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 08:19 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Tourists in Wales

Started by fenderbelly, 18th June 2008 05:04 PM

argument, blonde, driving, ja-cks, leaned, lunch, north, pronounce, said….hun-gry, settle, slowly, stop, tourist, tourists, waitress, wales

Replies: 0
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 05:04 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

A blonde woman

Started by WoodJunky, 14th June 2008 10:50 AM

agitated, blonde, car, cop, driver, drivers, dug, finally, found, handed, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, policewoman, progressively, pulled, purse, realize, red, replied, road, speeding, sports, square, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 11:21 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Wharfie at work

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th May 2008 09:51 PM

absolutely, allan, apartment, approached, beautiful, bed, bedroom, blonde, break, car, clicks, dozing, fell, heartily, invited, looked, meal, mouse, move, moved, red, scene, smart, sports, teach, tired, water, wharf, wharfie, work

Replies: 3
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2008 02:00 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Blind or Blonde?

Started by Rodgera, 22nd May 2008 09:22 AM

400-pound, bar, blind, blonde, bouncer, buddy, explain, hear, hey, joke, left, moment, nah, professional, silent, sitting, taps, times, walks, wanna, wrestler

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2008 09:22 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Blonde Joke

Started by Claw Hama, 6th May 2008 11:46 PM

arm, blonde, body, broken, complained, cried, doctor, examination, finger, found, here;, hurts, joke, press, pressed, touching

Replies: 3
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 08:31 AM; by Batpig

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JOKES

embarrassed ventriloquist

Started by wheelinround, 28th April 2008 10:08 AM

accrington, apologise, bastard, blonde, blondes, chair, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, humour.the, jokes, knee, lap, people, perpetuate, persons, potential, reaching, respected, row, started, stay, stood, talking, usual, ventriloquist, women, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 10:25 AM; by Calm

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JOKES

John & Allan on tour

Started by Rodgera, 17th April 2008 08:55 AM

allan, approaching, argued, arguing, argument, blonde, burrrrrrrr, counter, driving, employee, gerrrrrrr, girl, john, kiiiiing, leaned, louisiana, lunch, natchitoches, pronounce, pronunciation, settle, slowly, started, stood, stopped, tour, town, usa

Replies: 2
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 09:35 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Blonde joke

Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:19 AM

allan, blonde, blondes, blue, color, contractor, crew, curious, finally, green, job, joke, laying, painter, painting, pale, replied, rose, soft, speaking, street, turf, walked, warm, window, woman, wrote, yelled, yelling, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 09:19 AM; by Elbow

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JOKES

Apologes to the Blondes!!!!!Blonde Jokes

Started by fenderbelly, 1st April 2008 05:22 PM

1/2, 108, 911, apologes, blonde, blondesblonde, box, button, car, days, december, duh, eleven, fit, front, hour, house, instructions, joke, jokes, mail, phone, ready, shut, slammed, stupid, turkey, water, weigh, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 05:22 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Blonde Volkswagon drivers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 04:01 PM

allan, blonde, calendar, carpark, drivers, friend, investigation, mine, months, motor, replied, spare, started, stole, supermarket, tells, volkswagon, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 04:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Perjury

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th March 2008 11:37 AM

age, allan, blonde, coffee, cold, complained, court, day, days, earth, elderly, exclaimed, feed, friends, fronted, gaol, guilty, john, magistrate, meet, park, perjury, pleaded, police, pretty, proud, raped, replied, shop, yair

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 11:37 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Spotlighting

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th March 2008 02:39 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 05:02 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Two Irish Engineers and a Blonde

Started by nev25, 6th March 2008 11:07 PM

base, blonde, engineers, flagpole, irish, irishmen, standing, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 05:02 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Blonde Kitchen Diary

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th February 2008 11:18 AM

beat, blonde, brought, chicken, chocolate, clothes, diary, dinner, dress, fit, home, hubby, ingredients, kitchen, left, mince, moose, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, saturday, serve, shopping, sunday, surprise, talk, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,894

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 04:39 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Blonde and a Pig

Started by MICKYG, 18th February 2008 08:29 PM

arm, blonde, passes, person, pig, raffle, street, walking, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 08:29 PM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

the nail

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:56 AM

barn, blonde, bred, check, coming, complete, confidence, confidently, cow, cows, ditzy, explains, farmer, guess, hang, impregnate, impressed, insemination, john, lady, leaves, maggie, nail, row, simple, stall, tells, terribly, trousers, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:56 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Another blonde joke

Started by MICKYG, 26th January 2008 11:52 AM

adult, apologized, blond, blonde, called, calls, cleaner.’”, clerk, complain, defective, disappointment, drives, home, joke, movie, rent?”, rented, replied, screen, static, static.”, store, tape, there’s, title, vcr, video, ‘head, “it’s, “which

Replies: 1
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 02:59 PM; by Dirty Doogie

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JOKES

The Carby

Started by MICKYG, 25th January 2008 05:39 PM

afraid, autoclub, beautiful, blonde, bloody, bonnet, bright, call, car, carburetor, carby, clue, concluded, convertible, engine, lifted, luckily, matter, minutes, mobile, phone, pull, quick, shiny, short, van, wait, week, wrong, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 08:39 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Blond help

Started by Elbow, 22nd January 2008 09:14 AM

added, allan, bit, blond, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, door, dumb, e-mail, guess, handed, house, husband, left, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, short, starting, time, wife, £200.00

Replies: 5
Views: 1,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 09:02 AM; by JackoH

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JOKES

710

Started by nev25, 14th January 2008 10:29 PM

710, ago, blonde, car, circle, click, customer, days, draw, drew, engine, garage, hood, local, looked, lost, mechanic, middle, paper, pen, piece, replied, seven-hundred-ten, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 10:29 PM; by nev25

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JOKES

Glasshouse Mountains

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st December 2007 08:01 PM

allan, barry, blonde, complete, conducting, dinosaur, foolish, found, glasshouse, live, lots, mountains, national, park, people, piece, quality, queensland, remarked, requires, skeleton, tour, visit, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 07:51 AM; by Brickie

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JOKES

2 stroke - Blonde moment!

Started by shaquibu, 30th November 2007 10:31 PM

bit, blonde, carby, cleaner, dear, died, drain, embarrassing, feel, fix, fuel, guess, metres, mistake, mix, moment, mowing, parked, quit, realize, realized, rover, sooooo, squirt, started, stooopid, stroke, suddenly, thinking, tomorrow

Replies: 4
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 09:54 AM; by flynnsart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Haven't had any blonde jokes for a while have we?

Started by Barry_White, 25th November 2007 07:52 AM

$20, airlines, bar, bet, blonde, branch, building, call, calls, commit, dog, dollars, dumb, forest, home, house, jokes, jump, k-9, money, news, oclock, police, redhead, replied, replies, rope, suicide, tree, walks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 01:21 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

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