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How do i remove the old polish on my floorboards???

Started by peksto, 15th January 2007 12:18 AM

appreciated, attack, bare, begins, boards, dilema, dints, drum, fairly, floorboards, grade, greatly, house, mentioned, nick, option, paper, polish, pulled, recently, remove, remover, required, researching, rid, sand, sander, stage, stuff, timber

Replies: 2
Views: 2,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2007 08:35 PM; by pawnhead

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FLOORING

Smart Shepherd

Started by Breslauer, 7th January 2007 01:45 AM

$100, accountant, agrees, amazing, animal, begins, bet, chance, cries, deduce, dog, double, exact, farmer, flock, government, guess, huge, occupation, picks, responds, rest, sheep, shepherd, smart, stopping, tells, wait, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,825

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2007 01:45 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Beech or birch

Started by Shedhand, 13th December 2006 02:23 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, expert, grow, growing, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2006 02:23 PM; by Shedhand

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JOKES

Rheem hot water unit

Started by Lionel, 18th November 2006 12:57 PM

$95, advice, amp, begins, boom, bottle], cheers, electric, gas, hot, instantanious, larger, lionel, lot, love, matter, models, option, overflow, relief, replace, resource, rheem, running, servicable, storage, temp, unit, water, [new

Replies: 4
Views: 3,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2006 04:27 PM; by cross

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

rusty bits

Started by goat, 30th August 2006 02:16 PM

answers, begins, behavior, bits, coat, couch, doctor, hell, immediately, mid-eighties, nope, positioning, putting, replies, rocker, rusty, shot.d, sick, start, starts, struggles, stuff, tetanus, unexpected, viagra, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2006 02:16 PM; by goat

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JOKES

" It's About"

Started by Carry Pine, 4th July 2006 11:39 PM

answer, begins, carry, days, expert, fearless, grumpy, his/her, interviewed, it about, law, network, noticed, nsw, people, pine, politician, premier, protecting, providing, question, questions, rail, safe, salt, secure, time, trains, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 12:50 PM; by Zed

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Women in leather

Started by Gra, 2nd April 2006 02:44 PM

beats, begins, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, ute, weak, wears, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2006 09:48 PM; by Harry72

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JOKES

Electric water heater

Started by lnt9000, 12th December 2005 08:37 PM

begins, browny, colorrusty, completely, days, electric, heater, hot, month, orange, pros, runs, tank, water

Replies: 8
Views: 3,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2006 10:57 PM; by lnt9000

Forum:
HEATING & COOLING

A woman in leather

Started by bennylaird, 2nd February 2006 08:45 AM

beats, begins, card, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, weak, wears, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 08:45 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Charity

Started by stephenmeddings, 18th October 2005 12:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2005 12:03 PM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

Two hillbillies

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th August 2005 09:58 PM

bar, begins, breathe, butt, cheek, drawers, flies, head, heerd, hillbillies, hillbilly, hind, kin, lick, maneuver, mouth, obstruction, partner, quickly, seed, shakes, shocked, slowly, spasm, table, tongue, violent, walks, woman, yanks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2005 09:58 PM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

No Contest

Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:34 PM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, contest, dog, dogs, drunken, front, god, grabs, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleeps, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 08:34 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Snoring cure

Started by outback, 4th April 2005 08:09 PM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, cure, dog, dogs, drunken, god, grabs, husbands, piece, privates, red, ribbon, sleeps, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 08:09 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Oldy but a Woody

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:40 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, expert, grow, growing, lands, oldy, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods, woody

Replies: 0
Views: 1,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 05:40 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Bit sick..... minor prude alert....

Started by Christopha, 3rd March 2005 10:33 PM

accident, afraid, alert, begins, bit, bladder, changed, clean, continued, continues, control, cries, day, diaper, diapers, doctor, hell, hospital, husbands, jones, loudly, minor, news, prude, shake, sick, smith, sobbing, spine, wails

Replies: 1
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 09:48 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

reward for effort

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:57 AM

140, 144, begins, boys, distance, effort, fair, falkland, finger, hand, inch, inches, island, left, measurement, outstretched, palm, pinky, pounds, request, reward, sahr, soldier, son, start, sterling, strange, tip, toes, whatll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 05:57 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Tickle Me Elmo

Started by Geoff Dean, 16th September 2004 09:02 AM

amazement, approaches, bag, begins, carefully, cuts, day, door, elmo, elmos, employee, fabric, factory, floor, huge, line, manager, marbles, misunderstood, package, personnel, piece, plush, red, roll, sew, straight, tickle, watch, wraps

Replies: 0
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2004 09:02 AM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Cold Chilli

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 08:41 PM

begins, bowl, cafe, chili, chilli, coffee, cold, day, dead, eat, enters, finishing, free, gentlemen, guy, half, meal, mouse, notices, pukes, replies, sell, sits, special, takes, waitress, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 08:41 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Pergola - keeping the rafters straight when the span is 5m

Started by Nevtek, 29th April 2004 02:47 PM

190mm, 4.8, 4.8mspan, 45m, attached, battens, begins, cheers, confused, constructing, couple, getting/keeping, house, keeping, method, neville, pergola, psthe, rafters, remainder, screw, span, straight, suggest, tip, trick, warp

Replies: 4
Views: 4,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2004 03:28 PM; by Nevtek

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PERGOAS, GAZEBOS, STROMBELLAS & ROTUNDAS

The Ventriloquist

Started by gatiep, 4th September 2003 12:43 AM

4th, apologize, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, dummy, embarrassed, guys, humour, jokes, knee, mate, perpetuate, person, potential, reaching, respected, row, stands, stay, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 12:43 AM; by gatiep

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JOKES

The canoe

Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:04 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 2,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2003 12:04 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

baptism of a drunk

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:53 PM

again-but, answers, arms, baptism, baptizing, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kicking, legs, love, people, preacher, proceeds, pulls, river, thewater, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 0
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:53 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

words of wisdom..

Started by Kev Y., 13th August 2002 10:05 PM

2002.], alike, august, begins, brudda, edited, encounters, hammer, message, nail, wisdom, wives, words, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2002 10:05 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

ash tasting

Started by Eastie, 5th April 2002 11:22 AM

ash, beech, begins, birch, bush, cockatoo, day, expert, grow, growing, hey, i’ve, lands, loon, luck, pecker, piece, replies, son, starts, swinging, takes, tall, taste, tasting, time, tree, trees, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2002 11:22 AM; by Eastie

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JOKES

Piece of Ash

Started by John Saxton, 31st October 2001 10:06 PM

ash, beech, begins, biggest, birch, gentlemen, grow, growing, johnno, lands, pecker, piece, replies, son, takes, tall, taste, tell.a, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods.a

Replies: 4
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2001 05:19 PM; by JackoH

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JOKES

Nun

Started by Iain, 5th July 2001 02:51 PM

agrees, anal, answer, begins, bus, cemetery, church, dressed, driver, finishes, god, heard, hiding, hippie, jumped, jumps, married, mask, midnight, nun, prayers, praying, rips, sex, shouts, stands, starts, tuesday, virginity

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2001 02:51 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Well I'sa Beef Hooked

Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2001 11:15 PM

beef, beer, begins, blue, cowboy, cowboys, flies, head, heard, hind, hooked, kin, know.id, lick, mouth, obstruction, panties, runs, shakes, slowly, spasm, thigh, tongue, walks, woman, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Hope this getpast the censors!

Started by Island Ape, 4th May 2001 01:37 AM

ash, beech, begins, birch, censors, expert, friends, getpast, grow, growing, hope, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 08:27 AM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Blind Freddy?

Started by RETIRED, 8th October 2000 01:53 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2000 01:53 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

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How do i remove the old polish on my floorboards???

Smart Shepherd

Beech or birch

Rheem hot water unit

rusty bits

" It's About"

Women in leather

Electric water heater

A woman in leather

Charity

Two hillbillies

No Contest

Snoring cure

Oldy but a Woody

Bit sick..... minor prude alert....

reward for effort

Tickle Me Elmo

Cold Chilli

Pergola - keeping the rafters straight when the span is 5m

The Ventriloquist

The canoe

baptism of a drunk

words of wisdom..

ash tasting

Piece of Ash

Nun

Well I'sa Beef Hooked

Hope this getpast the censors!

Blind Freddy?