The Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small club in Essex.................
With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes
when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.................
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and
in the community and from reaching our full potential person.................................................................... because you and your
kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...................................................and all in the name of humour!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the Blonde
yells:
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You stay out of this, mate ! - I'm talking to that little C**T on your
knee................."