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Hercus lathe mystery bracket

Started by neksmerj, 24th January 2008 06:16 PM

bracket, casting, clues, counter, diameter, drum, excuse, facing, fixing, groove, hang, hercus, ken, lathe, masking, mystery, pattern, photo, picture, poor, quality, reversing, roughly, shaft, stepped, stock, supports, switch, tail, tape

Replies: 3
Views: 1,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 12:37 PM; by neksmerj

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

The Old Cow

Started by Dirty Doogie, 23rd January 2008 10:31 AM

car, cigar, clintons, cow, cow.’, cuban, daughters, door, driver, farmer, fast, hand, happened, happily, hillary, huge, inside, killed, lipstick, passionate, rare, replied, rest, smeared, smiling, stepped, stop, wife, wine, ‘im

Replies: 4
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 03:56 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Paddy in heaven

Started by munruben, 7th December 2007 02:03 PM

,how, beautiful, bewilderment, carefully, deserve, duck, ducks, earth, eternity, fortune, gates, girl, greeted, head, heaven, imagine, life, paddy, partner, passionately, pearly, peter, reward, shakes, step, stepped, treads, understand, walking, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 04:33 PM; by dennford

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Parrot

Started by obee60, 30th November 2007 07:24 AM

arms, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, continued, correct, door, dramatic, fearing, freezer, heard, hed, hurt, john, johns, minute, outstretched, parrot, quickly, rude, stepped, stunned, transgressions, turkey, unforgivable, vocabulary, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 05:55 PM; by astrid

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Confession

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 10:55 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:10 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Imac computer

Started by munruben, 6th October 2007 10:59 AM

answer, card, care, carefully, chosen, clever, computer, computers, dead, dick, father, fishing, flashing, florida, forward, imac, laughed, lights, popped, printed, question, salesman, stepped, time, trick, ultimate, wheels, whirring, words

Replies: 0
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 10:59 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Sorry guys this is for our female brethren

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th July 2006 04:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amen, beat, bed, boys, brethren, call, companion, day, death, fairy, female, forgive, guys, hands, husband, immediately, lord, love, pray, replied, satisfy, stepped, strength, tickets, whine, whoosh, wife, wished, woman, world

Replies: 27
Views: 3,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 08:59 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Supermarket Mother

Started by Rodgera, 28th September 2007 07:38 PM

$127.50, answered, called, checkout, clerk, continued, counter, died, feel, finally, front, goodbye, lady, leaving, line, mother, noticed, pardon, pay, pick, purchased, recently, son, stepped, supermarket, thinking, total, uncomfortable, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 07:38 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Going up

Started by munruben, 17th July 2007 11:45 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, lady, light, lights, mall, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, visiting, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 02:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Flashing Problem

Started by Metung, 18th May 2007 11:35 AM

Replies: 11
Views: 2,830

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2007 01:17 PM; by Metung

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

80 kph

Started by Tonyz, 8th June 2007 07:16 PM

80km/h, attached, cab, caller, company, dispatchers, driver, front, grille, guy, highway, kathy, kph, lodged, michigan, morton, police, pushing, red, release, ride, semi, sergeant, stepped, told, tony, truck, trucking, wheelchair, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2007 06:09 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Sturdee’s apprentice.

Started by ozwinner, 1st May 2004 04:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$200, 100mm, 40mm, adjustment, apprentice, bad, belt, cheers, cover, desk, drum, dust/safety, envisage, forward, frame, height, hope, intend, motor, pine, pulley, rear, ripped, run, sand, screw, stepped, sturdee’s, thick, top

Replies: 19
Views: 5,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2007 09:55 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
HOMEMADE TOOLS AND JIGS ETC.

stepped footings

Started by onionizer, 8th May 2007 10:26 PM

advice, cheers, concrete, construct, conundrum, depth, downhill, dug, flowing, footings, formwork, gonna, individual, lowest, mix, mteres, offer, overflowing, pour, reach, risen, separately, stepped, steps, stop, thick, time, top, trenches, wait

Replies: 4
Views: 3,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 11:08 PM; by silentC

Forum:
CONCRETING

Gaps in cement sheeting for floor tiles

Started by peter_sm, 20th February 2007 08:31 PM

1mm, 6mm, bathroom, cement, dots, floor, flooring, gaps, joins, laid, level, lino, nailed, nails, ready, required, sheet, sheeting, sheets, stepped, tiles

Replies: 3
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2007 10:09 PM; by peter_sm

Forum:
FLOORING

Duck!!

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:52 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

New slab extension on top of old slab.

Started by brightspark, 3rd November 2006 07:04 PM

advice, bottom, break, building, cheers, concerned, damp, dodgy, extension, floors, game, ground, guys, hey, inside, leveling, oldslab, plastic, plates, pouring, practise, rap, rear, rising, slab, spots, standard, stepped, top, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 1,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2006 07:04 PM; by brightspark

Forum:
CONCRETING

Foot Switches

Started by rrich, 11th April 2006 04:47 PM

accidently, application, beast, collection, dangerous, dust, easier, easy, external, fingers, foot, intending, learned, lesson, moving, pieces, position, router, routing, safety, setting, shop, situation, started, step, stepped, switch, switches, table, vac

Replies: 6
Views: 2,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 03:44 PM; by rrich

Forum:
SAFETY

Help !!!

Started by barnsey, 15th January 2006 01:03 PM

0414489556, 0755131063, agent, call, chocka, christmas, cut, days, hand, infamous, itconfused, jamie, ladder, lend, midges, nasty, short, shot, stepped, story, swmbo, tacko, talk, time, tin, tooeek, tools, twas, week, xmas

Replies: 12
Views: 2,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2006 06:45 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Kitchen Stool - What finish do I use?

Started by Knurl, 2nd March 2006 09:56 PM

320, blonde, coat, colour, emphasise, fine-sand, finish, folding, grain, kitchen, ladder, nortons, pine, poly, preserve, radiata, re-sanding, recommend, sanded, sanding-filler, stains, stepped, steps/stool, stool, thinking, top, usng, wool-pad

Replies: 5
Views: 3,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2006 07:05 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
FINISHING

ducks

Started by Caliban, 22nd August 2005 10:15 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 11:19 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

This is the Story of a man........

Started by Forest Gump, 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM

ahead, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, father-in-law, front, frozen, future, girlfriend, happy, house, man, married, moment, moral, overcome, passed, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stepped, stood, story, straight, stunned, test, watched

Replies: 0
Views: 2,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM; by Forest Gump

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Cracked roof tiles

Started by Reno8ter, 3rd April 2005 01:30 PM

$$$, 40-60, 50kg.were, bedroom, bought, caps, coating, concrete, cracked, cracking, drop, dry, due, hand, house, inside, option, painting, rain, recently, replace, ridge, roof, sleepout, started, stepped, tile, tiles, tin, weaker

Replies: 2
Views: 2,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2005 11:02 PM; by soundman

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The Japan Woodworker

Started by Slavo, 15th March 2005 10:40 AM

24hrs, blade, cheaper, cost, customer, day, delivered, door, emails, exchange, front, gear, gyokucho, hours, japan, love, march, morning, package, price, rate, replacement, response, ryoba, stepped, support, thumbs, tripped, woodworker

Replies: 0
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2005 10:40 AM; by Slavo

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Duck Season

Started by Groggy, 26th January 2005 11:32 AM

accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, observed, peter, season, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, thin, ugly, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2005 11:32 AM; by Groggy

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Fountain of Youth

Started by Barry_White, 19th January 2005 07:51 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, fountain, lady, light, lights, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2005 07:51 AM; by Barry_White

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Origins of lip balm.........

Started by Iain, 22nd December 2004 08:48 AM

aimed, balm, chapped, cowboy, cures, day, doors, dropped, dry, dusty, front, hold, horse, horse’s, howdy, lickin’, lip, lips, mister, nope, origins, powerful, reckon, saloon, sheriff, stepped, swinging, tail, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 1,785

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 08:34 PM; by Iain

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Never argue with the BRASS

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:53 AM

agree, argue, brass, continued, dog, duty, evening, glanced, golden, nervous, nice, night, private, relaxing, responded, retriever, salute, saluted, simply, sir, snapped, soothing, stepped, stormy, taking, trade, train, type, walk, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 02:52 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Shelf pin drilling jig

Started by morry, 25th June 2004 12:34 AM

16mm, 3/4, 32mm, 5/8, 5mm, bit, bored, bought, bush, dia, drill, drilling, feet, guide, holes, jig, lathe, pic, pin, pins, ply, section, shelf, shop, steel, stepped, strip, week, whipped

Replies: 10
Views: 5,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2004 09:06 AM; by simon c

Forum:
HOMEMADE TOOLS AND JIGS ETC.

Ethel

Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:07 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2003 01:12 PM; by Wayne Davy

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The value of Undies

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:33 PM

car, chassis, dutifully, embarrassment, feet, forward, found, glaringly, head, hood, idly, lack, looked, lot, mechanic, private, protruding, public, regaining, shorts, stand, staring, stepped, stitches, tucked, unable, underpants, undies, wear, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:33 PM; by Gino

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Which timber to use

Started by GET IT RIGHT 1ST TIME, 9th October 2002 11:01 AM

2.1, bearing, boards, building, decking, door, durable, exposed, framework, front, ground, handrailing.i, jarrah, landing, load, pine, post, posts, question, replies, rod, stained, stepped, timber, treated, weather, weather1.2

Replies: 1
Views: 2,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2002 01:23 PM; by Eastie

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

The value of undies

Started by Iain, 13th October 2001 01:49 PM

bonnet, car, chassis, dutifully, embarrassment, feet, forward, glaringly, husband, idly, lack, looked, lot, mechanic, private, protruding, public, quickly, regaining, shorts, stand, standing, staring, stepped, stitches, unable, underpants, undies, wear, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2001 09:22 AM; by Gino

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Schumacher of the Old Peoples home

Started by Gino, 1st October 2001 08:43 PM

beer, clarence, corridor, door, dug, erection, ethel, flashed, front, guinness, halt, hand, handbag, harold, home, insurance, lounge, maam, mat, peoples, popped, proof, schumacher, shouted, shuddered, stepped, stop, taking, weird, wheel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2001 08:43 PM; by Gino

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Horse and chicken

Started by hook, 25th October 2000 09:02 PM

bmw, body, chicken, chicks, cries, day, deep, farmer, friend, ground, hole, horse, hung, jumped, legs, life, pick, quick, quicksand, rope, safety, saved, scene, sight, sounds, stepped, stopped, terrible, thingy, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2000 09:02 PM; by hook

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

another parrot joke

Started by Gino, 30th September 2000 11:39 PM

astonished, attitude, beg, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, correct, door, dramatic, endeavor, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, half, hurt, jeffrey, joke, minute, parrot, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, suddenly, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2000 11:08 AM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

New compliance strategy for parrots & humans?

Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:33 AM

attitude, behaviour, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, compliance, continued, correct, david, davids, door, dramatic, freezer, frightened, half, humans, hurt, minute, parrot, parrots, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, strategy, suddenly, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2000 11:33 AM; by Hartley

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Vale Hacker

Started by Graeme, 16th August 2000 11:44 PM

air, airstream, bloody, bottles, collector, crew, door, dust, flow, hacker, half, instantly, litre, mistaking, ocean, oil, pacific, picked, plane, plumeting, shell, shellawax, ship, shouting, stepped, switch, thish, vale, whaling, whisked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2000 08:02 AM; by Iain

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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Hercus lathe mystery bracket

The Old Cow

Paddy in heaven

The Parrot

Confession

Imac computer

Sorry guys this is for our female brethren

Supermarket Mother

Going up

Flashing Problem

80 kph

Sturdee’s apprentice.

stepped footings

Gaps in cement sheeting for floor tiles

Duck!!

New slab extension on top of old slab.

Foot Switches

Help !!!

Kitchen Stool - What finish do I use?

ducks

This is the Story of a man........

Cracked roof tiles

The Japan Woodworker

Duck Season

Fountain of Youth

Origins of lip balm.........

Never argue with the BRASS

Shelf pin drilling jig

Ethel

The value of Undies

Which timber to use

The value of undies

Schumacher of the Old Peoples home

Horse and chicken

another parrot joke

New compliance strategy for parrots & humans?

Vale Hacker