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Divorce Vs. Murder

Started by Grumpy John, 25th November 2008 12:29 PM

absolutely, bad, bed, buy, cyanide, divorce, happen, husband, jail, kinds, lady, license, looked, lord, lose, murder, nice, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, prescription, pulled, purse, reached, replied, straight, throw, walked, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 03:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

G'Day from england.need help

Started by John2, 22nd November 2008 06:09 AM

,in, 24months.i, build, carpenter, company, desperate, employs, england.need, englandneed, eternaly, gday, grateful.any, houses/flats.i, job, of.thanks, offer, oz.i, ozqldbut, people, registered, short, sponsorship, time.if, visa, wife, yrs

Replies: 3
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2008 04:15 AM; by joneswood

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'Day from Guybob's Shed

Started by Guybob, 3rd November 2008 12:18 AM

add, cheers, days/nights, figure, forum, forward, gday, guy, guybob, guybobs, hall, house, ideas, introduce, list, logged, planning, projects, renovations, searching, shed, stages, table, undertake, undertaking, wants;, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2008 08:12 PM; by Guybob

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Mounting A Punch Bag

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

14kgs, arrowed, bag, batons, bruises, hanging, hook, image, metal, mount, mounting, opposite, plates, prudent, punch, real, supported, toy, undercover, weighs, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

House Reno Proposal

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

bathroom, cielings, father, friend, house, kicking, kitchen, law, mess, moment, mould, move, owned, painitng, property, proposal, reno, renting, situation, son, tenants, throught, tricky, walls, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Bath/Shower combined

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

bath, bath/shower, bathroom, buy, combined, company, finding, geoff, kniow, luck, sell, set, shower, type, website, wife, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

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trim kickboards ?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

15mm, appearance, bottom, cabinets, extend, failing, floating/overlay, floor, flooring, frame, glue, guess, kickboard, kickboards, kitchen, putting, shorter, sits, suport, top, trim, underneath, weight, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

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Replace a kitchen cabinet door

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

build, cabinet, cabinets, completed, door, doors, existing, fridge, hell, kitchen, pantry, project, recess, renovation, replace, replacement, resolve, screwed, sheet, time, vertical, wall, wider, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

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My very first paving project needs your advice plz

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

25sqm, advice, ambitiously, brave, choose, compacted, concrete, crushed, cut, finger, insists, method, mitre, pave, pavers, paving, plz, pour, project, rock, sand, shape, slab, successfully, supervising, thickness, type, wife, wondering, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 2,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

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PAVING

Changing from Offset to centre basin with out moving pipes?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

1200mm, answer, basin, centre, changing, cheers, darling, decided, fit, hand, hope, left, live, moving, offset, pipes, question, removed, set, vanity, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Help me remove a concrete stump and insert steel one

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

1200, acrow, attached, beams, bearers, brisbane, cheers, concrete, cut, cutter, grind, happy, hard, hire, hold, kombiman, laundry, leave, measure, pieces, post, posts, preference, prows, remove, sit, steel, stump, thumbnails, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 2,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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Big work load

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th November 2008 03:55 PM

allan, big, crusoe, finish, friday, house, jobs, john, lathe, load, person, replied, robinson, shed, spending, time, weekend, wife, work

Replies: 0
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2008 03:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

finishing bark

Started by avengers63, 9th November 2008 02:06 PM

bark, burl, clock, finish, finishing, immediately, mantle, picked, piece, putting, stay, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2008 01:40 PM; by rotten_66

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FINISHING

We shouldn't have to beg

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2008 11:11 PM

alright, anymore, beg, considerate, darndest, feel, flashlight, forget, heavens, hot, husband, leave, love, matter, middle, night, sake, satisfied, sleep, times, tonight, wife, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2008 11:11 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Considerate husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th November 2008 07:29 PM

allan, alternates, barry, considerate, earth, foot, hear, husband, husbands, plays, set, shed, struggling, television, vacuuming, volume, wife, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2008 01:56 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Question from my wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2008 11:49 AM

allan, continually, day, finally, impressed, moon, question, wife, yanks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2008 11:49 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Irish joke

Started by masoth, 6th November 2008 11:38 PM

barking, bed, dog, doing?”, door, downstairs, finally, hours, irish, it”, joke, jumps, listening, lying, missus, neighbour’s, paddy, suddenly, this”, wife, yard, “i’ve, “the

Replies: 0
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2008 11:38 PM; by masoth

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JOKES

discharge from the hospital

Started by munruben, 3rd November 2008 08:35 PM

bathroom, bed, chair, changing, chat, discharge, discharged, dressed, elderly, elevator, feet, gentleman, gown, hospital, insisted, leave, meeting, nurse, patients, regulations, reluctantly, require, rules, shes, sitting, suitcase, upstairs, wheel, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2008 10:32 PM; by flatlinerz

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JOKES

Marriage quotes from famous

Started by Shrek3, 27th October 2008 08:21 PM

accounts, agreement, barr, bought, dangerfield, ear, experienced, famous, jewelry, marriage, married, met, miserable, mutual, pact, pain, pierced, prepared, quotes, reason, rita, rodney, roseanne, rudner, signed, suicide, twenty, watch, wife, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2008 02:10 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

The wooden bowl

Started by wheelinround, 2nd August 2008 09:39 AM

ate, bowl, care, daughter-in-law, day, dropped, eating, elderly, evening, family, floor, food, fork, four-year-old, grandfather, grandfathers, hands, happiness, husband, learned, life, milk, son, spilled, sweetly, table, tomorrow, wife, wooden, words

Replies: 1
Views: 6,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2008 03:48 PM; by pitbull

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A Woodies Yarn

Big howdy from NW Arkansas, USA

Started by Papa, 10th October 2008 06:21 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1966, 40s, 50s, arkansas, bargains, big, boat, boats, build, built, clocks, dad, furniture, howdy, hunt, late, lived, models, pedestals, progress, racing, retired, sailboat, section, start, thread, usa, wife, wood, wooden

Replies: 16
Views: 3,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 05:54 PM; by jerryc

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

European Holiday

Started by rayintheuk, 21st October 2008 09:06 PM

avail, begins, betty, bob, car, conservatory, control, doctor;, door, european, haunting, head, hill, hills, holiday, house, igor, igors, lab, light, master, medical, music, nearest, phone, piano, picks, stairs, table, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2008 03:36 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Another Adelaidean joins your rank

Started by Deskpilot, 20th October 2008 12:02 PM

650+, adelaidean, book, build, cheers, collection, doug, flying, forum, forward, guys/gals, inbetweens, joins, line, low, metal, nice, paperbacks, plane, posts, prefer, rank, reading, recreational, time, wife, wood, wooden, worker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2008 12:06 PM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Mike and his pregnant wife

Started by WoodJunky, 16th October 2008 08:38 PM

attracting, baby, beautiful, begins, child, cuts, daughter, delivers, doctor, electricity, father, finish, hold, holds, inspection, interrupts, lantern, light, mike, mikes, minute, night, praised, pregnant, proud, running, set, wait, water, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2008 04:42 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Ain't Love Grand

Started by Barry_White, 15th October 2008 06:51 PM

daddys, father, fortune, girl, grand, honey, hubby, husband, lady, lap, left, love, married, matter, mom, mum, newly, picture, pretty, replied, seat, sexy, sitting, son, sweetly, troubles, warning, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 2
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2008 11:12 PM; by Papa

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JOKES

How the fight started

Started by Simomatra, 13th October 2008 09:01 AM

ago, alongside, car, cold, cream, driver, fight, god, hair, hear, home, looked, morning, night, office, person, road, security, shirt, silver, slowly, sober, social, split, started, table, told, understand, wife, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 11:12 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Howzit from Sunny South Africa

Started by Milty, 5th October 2008 04:59 AM

,from, absolute, academy, africa, carerolleyes, carpentry, favourite, gauteng.the, gents, guys, hear, howzit, itwe, keen, ladies, luv, machinery, minute, roodepoort, south, students, sunny, support, training, wife, woodrat, woodworker, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2008 01:23 PM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Christmas Reunion

Started by malb, 2nd October 2008 09:35 PM

brother, calling, calls, care, christmas, coming, dad, day, divorced, divorcing;, father, forty-five, hangs, hear, immediately, london, misery, mother, paying, phone, reunion, scotland, screams, sick, single, sister, son, talking, tomorrow, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2008 09:55 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Locker room

Started by munruben, 29th September 2008 10:36 PM

car, changing, found, game, locker, notices, pair, putting, replies, room, seat, start, stockings, suspenders, tennis, wearing, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2008 03:17 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Rough trip home

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th September 2008 08:37 PM

bed, bit, blocks, condition, crawl, decided, denied, door, drunk, finally, fresh, home, leave, left, managed, morning, night, owner, paddy, piece, pub, rang, remember, replied, rough, trip, waking, wheelchair, wife, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2008 08:44 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

G,day folks

Started by texx, 29th September 2008 08:20 PM

,cattle, 5or, annoying, bit, cos, day, farm, folks, forum, grain, growing, guy, irrigation, joined, lathe, list, living, lot, lucerne, pics, pumpkins, ramble, realy, scrub, shop, tend, thatl, time, times, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2008 06:38 PM; by Ad de Crom

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Quick Funnies

Started by Shrek3, 19th September 2008 10:56 PM

advice, cooking, crazy, dirty, dishes, fancy, feel, fools, friend, friendly, funnies, home, honest, honey, house, husband, invite, invited, married, meal, mess, poor, quick, shopping, supper, thinking, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 2,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2008 01:05 AM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

The Judge

Started by rayintheuk, 26th September 2008 01:46 AM

aback, answer, beast, call, chambers, clothes, filthy, frightful, hell, judge, judges, lunch, months, morning, occurred, rang, replied, rushed, secretary, shat, sick, station, straight, toilet, train, trousers, twelve, wife, worry, yobbo

Replies: 2
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2008 05:35 AM; by billbeee

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JOKES

Mates

Started by woodcutta, 22nd September 2008 08:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2008 08:03 PM; by woodcutta

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JOKES

Wise Words of Wisdom

Started by WoodJunky, 13th September 2008 06:13 PM

alex, bad, caffeine, carter, cemetery, dangerfield, dying, fat, feel, jimmy, joe, levine, mark, namath, nap, noon.then, people, pleasant, rodney, stop, sugar, time, twain, wasshut, wife, wisdom, wise, woman, words, zsa

Replies: 1
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 08:25 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Farmer

Started by fenderbelly, 11th September 2008 09:10 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2008 11:09 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Carport workshop

Started by FrankS, 7th September 2008 05:08 PM

50mm, 76yr, appreciated, auction, bedding, carport, cheers, concrete, construct, easy, finished, floor, hand, layer, pavers, pensioner, planning, renovating, roundup, sand, setting, soil, spraying, studio, suggestions, thinking, tyro, wife, workshop

Replies: 8
Views: 3,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2008 12:24 PM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Advice regarding restaining of pine furniture

Started by duffy78, 9th September 2008 01:53 AM

advice, assuming, bothering, buying, colour, coloured, finish, floorstanding, furniture, gift, hard, laquor, lighter, match, oak, owned, pine, restaining, sand, speakers, stain, stained, straightforward, strip, stripper, time, wedding, wife, wood, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 4,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2008 12:41 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FINISHING

Priest's Retirement

Started by Baz, 5th September 2008 07:28 PM

affair, appalled, arrived, bosss, confession, day, days, dinner, drugs, fine, finished, forget, honor, illegal, immediately, late, learned, loving, moral, parish, people, person, politician, presentation, priest, retirement, sister, stolen, talk, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 02:47 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

How far can you trust a friend?

Started by Shrek3, 31st August 2008 09:30 PM

belt, chastity, closer, cloud, crusades, decided, doh, dust, free, friend, half, horseback, hour, husband, key, leaves, left, life, live, locks, normal, set, tells, trust, unlock, waits, wear, wife, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2008 09:49 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

A Gift from a Husband to His Wife

Started by Barry_White, 27th August 2008 08:16 PM

100, 81816, 81817, accelerates, birthday, condition, critical, expecting, gift, husband, icu, mentioned, stable, this…, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2008 12:17 PM; by PeteMan

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JOKES

Birth Of a Lizard!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 28th August 2008 06:13 PM

agreed, babies, bert, birth, boy, breathe, cage, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, noted, peered, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2008 12:23 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Looking for my Wife

Started by Ozkaban, 20th August 2008 02:29 PM

chees, coincidence, collide, dark, dave, desperate, excuse, guys, hair, legs, mind, moving, shes, supermarket, tall, trolleys, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 2,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2008 05:22 PM; by chrisrjones5456

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JOKES

Hi.

Started by PeteMan, 23rd August 2008 11:28 PM

boats, bore, continue, decent, figured, finally, forum, furniture, hobby, kids, peter, question, start, started, time, wife, wood, woodworking

Replies: 2
Views: 963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2008 04:59 PM; by prozac

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Loose change

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2008 11:31 AM

$144, allan, bag, bar, barman, cartons, change, coins, confidently, congratulated, door, estimate, found, front, guess, john, johns, leave, loose, milk, money, morning, munruben, pick, plastic, pub, quick, replied, responded, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 11:32 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

The International Council Of Man Laws.

Started by WoodJunky, 6th June 2008 09:25 PM

acceptable, balls, beer, birthday, buy, car, choice, circumstances, conversation, council, drink, drive, free, friends, game, guts, guy, guys, home, international, late, laws, man, mates, night, situations, sports, stopwatch, watch, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 2,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 09:11 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Hello from Sydney

Started by u9026a, 20th August 2008 05:32 PM

brit, clocks, forum, forward, found, house, idea, including, job, learning, living, lot, loves, major, middle, north, planning, pocket, renovation, run, secretly, shores, steve, sydney, usual, webmaster, websites, wife, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 8
Views: 1,955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 12:26 PM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'Day from the Goldie

Started by KingfishKing, 19th August 2008 05:08 PM

appreciated, buy, coast, core, door, expressed, finding, forum, gday, gold, goldie, house, installing, kitchen, leading, plans, process, questions, reached, relief, renovating, results, solid, stable, stress, weeks, wife, world, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 09:42 AM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

a Texas Salesman

Started by WoodJunky, 19th August 2008 12:14 AM

boat, boss, buy, chris, civic, coast, craft, customers, day, department, dude, expedition, fish, fishing, guy, honda, hook, job, kid, rod, sales, salesman, shot, sold, tampons, texas, told, weekends, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2008 12:14 AM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

The Buttocks

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:40 AM

beauty, body, buttocks, cheek, darling, day, dear, doctor, donate, emotion, friends, graft, handsome, husband, kiss, mans, mother, offered, overcome, possibly, relatives, repay, replied, sacrifice, secret, skin, skinny, time, wife, youthful

Replies: 3
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2008 10:25 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

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