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  1. 27th March 2009, 04:33 PM #1
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    This really works!



    If you don't believe it, just try this experiment:

    Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for about an hour.

    When you open the boot, which of them is really happy to see you?
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  2. 27th March 2009, 04:48 PM #2
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    I think I'd trust the dog more than a guy who wears pink shorts and moccasins

    BTW the dog's name is Shane.
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    Like Chopper Read said "Your enemies enemy is your best friend!"
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    I think I'd trust the dog more than a guy who wears pink shorts and moccasins

    BTW the dog's name is Shane.
    Far too much time on your hands!
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    It only took me a minute to find out
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    ... and poor Bill, may he rest in peace.
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    God bless his cotton socks
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    @Woodwould

    ...and your dog doesn't usually care if you pet the neighbour's dog.
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    It's Orn Guido and his wife Svava that I feel sorry for - stuck up there in that cold forsaken place!
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    Quote Originally Posted by againstthegrain View Post
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    ...and your dog doesn't usually care if you pet the neighbour's dog.
    Mine does. But it beats up the other dog, not me.
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    Ok I did it. Hope it works. They're both good, but this is just such a good way of working out who loves me more. How long did you say it takes? Don't want to take them out to early or the experiment might not work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldanos of KDM View Post
    Ok I did it. Hope it works. They're both good, but this is just such a good way of working out who loves me more. How long did you say it takes? Don't want to take them out to early or the experiment might not work.
    Did you leave her with a mobile phone? She might not feel lonely for a while if you did.
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    Hey Woody!! I am having a hell of a time getting the wife in the boot of the car.I am covered in bruises.
    You didn't say how you get both the dog and the wife in the boot at the same time.
    Or do you put one at a time in for an hour each.I have the dog in now so dont take long to answer please
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    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIE View Post
    Hey Woody!! I am having a hell of a time getting the wife in the boot of the car.I am covered in bruises.
    You didn't say how you get both the dog and the wife in the boot at the same time.
    Or do you put one at a time in for an hour each.I have the dog in now so dont take long to answer please
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    Maybe you need two boots. Other wise one might eat the other if they get a bit hungry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Did you leave her with a mobile phone? She might not feel lonely for a while if you did.
    Nah just a bottle of water and a muesli bar so she lives. This is about me figuring stuff out, not her chatting with friends. Maybe I should get her out now.
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