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  1. 7th February 2009, 02:27 PM #1
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    Default Doing vs Thinking

    As a network administrator, I get annoyed with requests to open a set
    number of ports on a firewall when the numbers don't match.

    For example:
    Please open the following 10 ports: 49120-49130.

    I respond - Do you want:
    A. Eleven ports - 49120-49130
    B. Ten ports - 49120-49129
    C. Ten ports - 49121-49130
    For the moment you're getting:
    D. None of the above.
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    D is a pretty stock answer around here.
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  3. 7th February 2009, 03:30 PM #3
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    The best answer would be

    "I don't Know How to do THAT"
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    Default ports

    Rodgera,

    the only ports these guys know is that ones that come out of a bottle..
    Working on inserting a bit more eccentricity into the bearings of life
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  5. 9th February 2009, 09:16 PM #5
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    Talking

    E: do you mean "I/O" ports
    F: are you counting in binary, and those are the two ports you want open.

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  6. 10th February 2009, 05:54 AM #6
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    This is my usual response to such requests...

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    Ohhh, I thought I had the answer to that.

    1. The port of Melbourne.
    2. The port of Sydney.
    3. The port of Adelaide,
    etc. etc. etc.

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