Funny Olymoic Games - for office !!

[Shrek3]

Olympic games - for office

Bored at work? Have nothing productive to do and need some fun to get you through the day. These office games can help make your time go by. If your boss walks by, tell them it’s a team building exercise. 1. Air Can Soccer players: 2 materials: 2 cans canned air, 1 balled up piece of paper, 1 conference table gameplay: Players are take place on either side of the table and the “ball” is tossed into play. The ball is “kicked” shooting canned air at it. Points are awarded to the player that knocks the ball off the opponents side of the table. 2. Paper Football players: 2 materials: 1 piece of paper folded like a flag into a triangle gameplay: Variation A: Player makes an “L” with both of their fingers and touches their index fingers together to make a goal post. The opponent stands the football on it end and “kicks” it by flicking into the uprights.Variation B: Player gets 4 downs (downs) to push the football across the table with his back of index finger. Points awarded for a football to hang over the edge of the table within 4 downs. 3. Pencil Pop players: 2 materials: Many #2 pencils gameplay: Player holds a pencil flat with both hands. The other player flicks his pencil against the others in attempt to break the other player’s pencil. Points awarded for number of opponent’s pencils broken. 4. Nerf Melee players: unlimited materials: Nerf guns or nerf projectiles gameplay: Players shoot the nerf guns at one another and are out of play if they get hit by an opponent. The last player remaining is declared the winner. Variation: Players are allowed multiple hits until they are out. 5. Grasshopper players: Up to 4 materials: Large paper clips gameplay: Paper clips are bent according to below instructions. Players take turns making their grasshoppers “jump”. Points awarded for highest jump for each round. . Put the cap on the non-writing end of the pen. . Attach the clip to the pen, right next to the cap. . Make a mark on the pen where the bottom of the clip is (the end that is not right next to the cap). . Remove the cap. . Wrap electrical tape from the line to the tip of the pen. You don't need to cover the writing tip itself. . Put the cap back on so that the tab is on the part where the clip doesn't close all the way. . Rotate the cap so that it pushes off the clip, and the clip will fire off. Warning: Be careful that the clip doesn't fire into your face, or that of anyone else's (including pets). Things You'll Need : 1 Bic pen (with cap) 1 Small Paper Clip (the kind with the black part on them) Electrical Tape 6. ???????? Bingo players: unlimited materials: Piece of paper, Pen/pencil, Meeting, Bingo card gameplay: During a meeting conference call, words on the card are filled in once mentioned. Once a player achieves a row across, down, or diagonal they stand up and shout, “Bullshit!” Source: GigglePedia.com 7. Paper Airplane Jarts players: 2 - 4 materials: 4 paper airplanes, 2 trash cans gameplay: Players take alternating turns attempting to fly their paper airplane into the trash can. One point is awarded for each airplane that goes into the can. First player to 21 points wins. 8. Pinchy players: unlimited materials: 2 fingers gameplay: Players take turns pinching one another until the one cries out. 9. Circle Game players: unlimited materials: 2 fingers gameplay: Players try to trick their opponents into looking directly at the player’s hand gesturing an upside-down OK sign. If opponent looks directly at the hand, then play is allowed one punch in the arm. Circle must be below the waist to qualify.

[joe greiner]

#6 sounds like "buzzword bingo" from an old Dilbert comic. BS not part of it.

Joe