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23rd February 2004, 05:22 AM #1
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German Joke
A man was walking near the athletics stadium wth a piece of wood on his shoulder.
"Excuse me are you a Pole-vaulter?"
"No I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter!
Michael W. Tingey
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23rd February 2004, 10:32 AM #2
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some more fine German humour
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is dead.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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23rd February 2004, 02:53 PM #3
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yet MORE german humour
VolksWagon
I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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23rd February 2004, 03:09 PM #4
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I wouldnt sneer at the Volksie, dont they now own and build Rollers?
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23rd February 2004, 05:04 PM #5
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Sod the bloody volksy, this is my idea of a European car!
that is absolutely currect
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23rd February 2004, 07:42 PM #6
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24th February 2004, 08:39 AM #7
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that must be after it was hit by a Mack truck...
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24th February 2004, 03:32 PM #8
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Should've left his bloody lights on!.:mad:
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24th February 2004, 11:20 PM #9
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Originally posted by ozwinner
I wouldnt sneer at the Volksie, dont they now own and build Rollers?
The truth is better than that, the Volkswagon group (all owned by VW) consists of VW, Audi, Bently and Lamborghini. And they share bits with porsche (and if they could build a decent car out of that lot, you'd have to ask questions).
Then there's Daimler Chrisler, which is Chrisler and Merc'.
Ford owns Range Rover, Aston Martin and Jag.
BMW owns Rolls' and the new Mini.
GM + Dawoo + Saab + Subaru (sort of).
Fiat + Maserati + Farrari.
Renault + Nissan.
And on it goes. Changes regular to.
Ben.
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