I don't remember being absent minded.

[Allan at Wallan]

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

* I started out with nothing and still have most
of it left.
* My wild oats have nowadays turned into prunes
and All Bran.
* I finally got my head together, now my body
is falling apart.
* Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
* Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
* If all is not lost, where is it?
* I find it easier to get older than get wiser.
* It's hard to make a comeback, when you
can't remember going anywhere.
* Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
* The only time the world beats a path to my door
is when I am stuck in the bathroom.
* If God wanted me to touch my toes easily, he
would have put them on my knees.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

[DavidG]

Is this supposed to be a joke or a statement of fact for the aged?

[joe greiner]

Both. Better to laugh about it than be miserable. And let others laugh with you, in spite of their concern. Nobody gets out alive.

Joe