The teacher noticed that little Allan who was seated
near the back of the class was squirming around and
scratching his crotch and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on.

Allan was quite embarrassed and whispered that he
had recently been circumcised and was very itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's
office. The principal told him to phone his mother and
go back to his class.

Suddenly there was a commotion at the back of the
room and the teacher went back to investigate only
to find Allan sitting at his desk with his with his penis
hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your Mum!" she said.

"I did," replied Allan. "She said to stick it out
until lunchtime and she would come and pick me up."