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4th June 2008, 11:33 AM #1
Alan and Barry in Africa
Alan and Barry out on the African plains filming a pride of lions.
They gradually crept closer to the pride until one of the lions noticed them and began growling and moving towards them.
Alan dropped his camera, pulled a pair of Nikes out of his bag and began taking off his desert boots.
"What's the use of that?" asked Barry," If he starts chasing us you'll never outrun him."
"I know that," said the Alan, "But I've only got to outrun you and I'll be okay!"Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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4th June 2008, 11:41 AM #2
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4th June 2008, 02:42 PM #3Cheers Fred
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4th June 2008, 02:44 PM #4
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4th June 2008, 03:33 PM #5Senior Member
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That would have to be his best for the year,don't expect any improvement
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4th June 2008, 04:17 PM #6
You cannot believe what John said.
He is lion again.
Allan
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4th June 2008, 04:24 PM #7
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4th June 2008, 04:27 PM #8
Mane thing is he's having a roaring time
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4th June 2008, 06:21 PM #9Senior Member
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A guy phoned Munruben and asked to speak to
the King of the Beasts.
He replied, "I'm sorry, he's on another line."
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4th June 2008, 06:24 PM #10
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