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    Default Alan and Barry in Africa

    Alan and Barry out on the African plains filming a pride of lions.

    They gradually crept closer to the pride until one of the lions noticed them and began growling and moving towards them.

    Alan dropped his camera, pulled a pair of Nikes out of his bag and began taking off his desert boots.

    "What's the use of that?" asked Barry," If he starts chasing us you'll never outrun him."

    "I know that," said the Alan, "But I've only got to outrun you and I'll be okay!"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Your getting better munruben.
    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    Your getting better munruben.

    Don't know about better but he's not getting any worse.

    nice one and new as well.
    Cheers Fred



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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    Don't know about better but he's not getting any worse.
    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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    That would have to be his best for the year,don't expect any improvement

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    You cannot believe what John said.

    He is lion again.

    Allan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheonix View Post
    That would have to be his best for the year,don't expect any improvement
    Thats what I like, confidence.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Mane thing is he's having a roaring time

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    A guy phoned Munruben and asked to speak to
    the King of the Beasts.

    He replied, "I'm sorry, he's on another line."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    A guy phoned Munruben and asked to speak to
    the King of the Beasts.

    He replied, "I'm sorry, he's on another line."
    ...on another lion ...

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