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    Did you hear about Paul McCartney buying Heather Mills a plane for her birthday?














    He bought her a Ladyshave for the other leg...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Did you hear about Paul McCartney buying Heather Mills a plane for her birthday?














    He bought her a Ladyshave for the other leg...
    Wooden that wreck a marriage.

    Allan

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    Been trying to think of a joke about her but I'm stumped
    Traba non folis arborem aestima

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    Wonder if Paul ever thought of giving her a hot foot

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    risqué...

    After the divorce settlement for his second marriage:

    Radio announcer 1: "So, do you think Sir Paul will ever go down on one knee again?"
    Radio announcer 2: "Unlikely, and her name is Heather so use it."
    Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.

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