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    Wink Little boat

    A man fell overboard from his little boat and was thrashing around in the water when another boat pulled up. "Jump in," shouted the boater. "We'll save you."
    "No", cried the drowning man, "God will save me."


    The scene was repeated twice more, before a helicopter finally arrived and hovered over him. Once again, the man refused help on the same grounds ... God would save him.
    The man finally drowned and as he crossed the Pearly Gates he gazed into God's eyes with obvious confusion.


    "I placed my faith in you and you let me drown," he complained.
    "Let you drown?", exclaimed God. "I sent three boats and a helicopter."

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    some times we don't open our eyes or minds to possibilities

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    And sometimes we're just stupid

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    First time around, he was on the roof of his flooded house. Didn't learn anything from reincarnation.

    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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