The station owner receives a call from Jimmy over the UHF.
"Hey Boss, I've had a bit of an accident with the ute. I've hit a huge pig."
"Well drag it out and get back to the station." the boss replies.
"It's kickin and squealin somethin terrible, Boss."
"OK. Behind the seat you'll find my rifle. Shoot it in the head and then drag it out, you drongo, before it does too much damage to the ute."
"Hey Boss, I done that...but now his motorbike is caught up in the suspension."