Rekindling Old Flame

[Barry Hicks]

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.

"Wow", I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge. "Yeah,"
I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days."

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I'd still be a great lover.

"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few kilos mydelf."

So I told her to **** off.

[Dirty Doogie]

Rofl

[Allan at Wallan]

Hey Barry, dont worry about the extra kilos.

It is just a case of "fat going to waist".

Allan

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