Football Follower

Two boys in Sydney were playing football when one of the boys is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar,
and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A Sydney Morning Herald reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Swans Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Swans fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we are in Sydney I just assumed you were," says the reporter, and he starts again.
"Roosters Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack!" he jots in his notebook.

"I'm not a Roosters fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter starts again: "Blues supporter risks life in heroic rescue!"
"I'm not a Blues fan either," the boy responds.

"I assumed everyone in Sydney was either for the Swans, Roosters or the Blues.
What team do you cheer for?" the reporter asks.

"We are both from Brisbane and I'm a Maroons fan,"the boy says cheerfully.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Redneck Cane Toad Bastard Vandalises Fence and Kills Beloved Family Pet.