My next door neighbour took this good looking
girl out last night for their first date.

She asked, "Could you be romantic to me just
like Tom Cruise?". He answered, "No".

She then said, "Could you be strong and masterful
like Mel Gibson?". Again he said, "No".

She replied, "Could you resemble a movie star in
some way with me then?".

He answered, "I could bite you on the ankle like Lassie".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.