![Thanks](https://www.renovateforums.com.au/dbtech/thanks/images/thanks.png)
![Likes](https://www.renovateforums.com.au/dbtech/thanks/images/likes.png)
![Needs Pictures](https://www.woodworkforums.com/images/smilies/happy/photo4.gif)
![Picture(s) thanks](https://www.ubeaut.biz/wave.gif)
Results 1 to 1 of 1
Thread: First date
-
8th January 2008, 01:51 PM #1
First date
My next door neighbour took this good looking
girl out last night for their first date.
She asked, "Could you be romantic to me just
like Tom Cruise?". He answered, "No".
She then said, "Could you be strong and masterful
like Mel Gibson?". Again he said, "No".
She replied, "Could you resemble a movie star in
some way with me then?".
He answered, "I could bite you on the ankle like Lassie".
Allan
____________________________________
I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
Similar Threads
-
Had a date last night.
By munruben in forum JOKESReplies: 8Last Post: 28th September 2007, 02:46 PM -
Craporium up date
By ozwinner in forum NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATIONReplies: 32Last Post: 25th August 2005, 09:43 PM -
1st date
By whiskers in forum JOKESReplies: 0Last Post: 10th October 2004, 10:29 PM -
first date
By Gino in forum JOKESReplies: 0Last Post: 5th April 2001, 04:33 PM