Hospital experience

[munruben]

Allan: "Nurse, I just swallowed my pillow!"
Nurse: "How do you feel?"
Allan: "A little down in the mouth"

Nurse takes Allan's temperature..
Nurse comes back into Allan's ward a little while later with a rectal thermometer clipped in her top pocket and she asks Allan, "Have you seen my pen"?

[Allan at Wallan]

Allan: "Nurse, I just swallowed my pillow!"
Nurse: "How do you feel?"
Allan: "A little down in the mouth"

Nurse takes Allan's temperature..
Nurse comes back into Allan's ward a little while later with a rectal thermometer clipped in her top pocket and she asks Allan, "Have you seen my pen"?

C'mon John,
That's a bit hard to swallow.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[wheelinround]

Its about what I asspected

[Barry Hicks]

Some bum has her pen.

[DavidG]

She will find it in the end.

[frog's wife]

Yes but do you know the difference between a normal thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
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The taste.

[munruben]

Yes but do you know the difference between a normal thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
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The taste.

OMG

[echnidna]

women 1 , men 0

[Groggy]

Nurse takes Allan's temperature..
Nurse comes back into Allan's ward a little while later with a rectal thermometer clipped in her top pocket and she asks Allan, "Have you seen my pen"?

Talk about anal retentive....