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    Default Crazy mixed up kid

    You'Re an idiot! You've got two brains and they're both lonely!!

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    Doesn't it go 'If you had a brain, it would be lonely'?


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    No, it's "if you had another brain it would be lonely" or "if someone gave you a brain cell it would be lonely".

    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Can someone lend me a brain cell


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    this one was in a movie but i can't remember which.

    if your brain was made of chocolate, there wouldn't be enough to fill one m&m.

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    Fell out of the 'stupid' tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

    When the brains were handed out, you were hiding behind the door.


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    If your brains were dynamite it wouldn't lift your hat.

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    Your so lame you dont even have an imaginary friend!
    Michael

    If you cant fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem...

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    'He was hit too often with a silly stick' - from former Victorian Premier, Jeff Kennet, if my memory serves me right.

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    So daft he couldn't get a job as a speed hump. :dunce:
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    Youve got 2 brains one is missing/lost and the other is out looking for it
    regards

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    "Tell him he's dreamin."
    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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    If you had another 1/2 a brain you'd be a half wit
    regards

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    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    If your brains were dynamite it wouldn't lift your hat.
    Keeps making me chuckle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    If your brains were dynamite it wouldn't lift your hat.
    But I don't where a hat. :blink:
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    OK Tealady I fixed 's post up for you

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    If your brains were dynamite it wouldn't part your hair.
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