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Thread: Will I LIve to be 80.
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17th November 2007, 06:32 PM #1
Will I LIve to be 80.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests,
he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said,
"Then, why do you give a s#&t ?"
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17th November 2007, 08:04 PM #2
Getting better Barry
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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18th November 2007, 05:05 PM #3Senior Member
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Will I live...
Bazz, I note your doc didn't ask if you tell funny jokes.
Barry Hicks
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18th November 2007, 07:03 PM #4
Bazza
You are on the right track this time. Definetly getting like John, Allan & Barry
I saw the end coming when i was half way through,
I didnt raise a smile, smirk, giggle or laugh
Yes siccess is coming your way.
Keep it up practice makes perfectregards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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