Unfortunate names

[Christopha]

Does anyone know of any unfortunate names? Tease anyone by turning their name into something stupid?, I think we are a twisted enough bunch to know some good ones! I was in the CMF many years ago with a Richard Head, calling him Dick was fine, just don't call him Dickhead! I also heard of a family who called their daughter Courtney...... surname? Salmon!
OK, go for it!

[Mick C.]

Best i ever heard was a woman rang into Triple J with the name Jenna Taylor...

[boban]

No word of a lie, I attended a hearing with a person named Ana Bolic. I couldn't help but think of the 12th man.

Oh my God, is that a testicle...........

[Gra]

I used to work with Anita Ho, and Frank lee... Oh we have about three Micheal Jackson's at work at the moment

[Carry Pine]

My only claims to fame are that I taught Glen Campbell singing, and one of my best readers was Paige Skippen.

CP

[woodcutta]

Someone I deal with in the states

Debbie Fugger

A builder in the Barossa Valley F.R. Kurnell

[mcchaddy]

If Claudia Schiffer married brains from the thunderbirds she would be....

Claudia Schiffer Brains........

[bsrlee]

I posted these on another, similar discussion some time ago:

Teressa Greene - a very odd girl, I think her parents were trying to encourage her to marry early. I knew one of her old boyfriends, and he was scarred for life

Peter Ennis, forever immortalized on my old school 'Honours' board as P Ennis.

[thesupervisor]

david hicks he works as the manager at Lt Venables in malarga wa i have his card so funny

[nev25]

early. I knew one of her old boyfriends, and he was scarred for life

Peter Ennis, forever immortalized on my old school 'Honours' board as P Ennis.

I have hear of a member of the police force called Ian Bashum

I.Bashum

[Schtoo]

Dunno about unfortunate, but rather funny.

A mate of mine here who comes from Chicago is called Bob.

His full name is Robert Roberts Jr.

That's what happens when you get Comedians for grandparents, and dad takes over the family business.


That's about as exciting as I get.



I did work with a fellow named Russell Drysdale though, painter he was.




Of buildings...

(I think his grandfather used to paint too. Not buildings.)

(If that last one doesn't make sense, Google it.)

[kekemo]

Lightening does strike twice....

When my mother & father married....there best man was FRANK Starcivich..WW2 Pilot...ACE & decorated hero....& close family friend...so much so when my parents had their first-born...already decided they would name him/her....either.... Frank or Francis which ever....until...the day my brother was born....and the Doctor asked my mother what they would call HIM...my brother.....
"We're naming him Frank...after "Starcy"...she replied...
"Oh no you're not"...answer her Doctor " Have you really thought this one through?

Our surname was FOOTE (said just as FOOT) my brother name would have been called,
FRANK FOOTE

So...now Steven as he was then named.....married and his wife Merle....loved the name Anthony......until they were reminded of the same story.....

my newphew was nearly called "ANTHONY FOOTE" ....An toe knee foot...

Honest & true

[Wild Dingo]

Went to school with a kid named... Wayne Kerr... seriously! nah we didnt take the phiss... MUCH!!! nice kid took it well he did

When I was a young fella I went out with a girl named Missy Tipts yes silent "p" and no I didnt tease her much either!!

Names can be a real hoot!

[Lignum]

Journo covering the Bali nine - Justin Hale.

My fav, Drew Peacock

[jow104]

I could tell you a few. I was an insurance man years ago and thousands and thousands of names passed through my hands.
The most mild was a Mrs. Bastard. pronouced by the lady with a long ah on the last sylable.
A few names were also part of the anatomy, unrepeatable on the forum.