French Restuarant

[Capt. Zero]

A man got a table in a resturant an an attractive waitress asks him what he would like.
" A quickie." he answered.
Shocked, she slaps him and demands he order a meal. "So what do you want?"
" A quickie." he replies.
Slapping him one more time, she says, "Alright, buster, I'm giving you one more chance to tell me what you want to order."
A patron at the next table offers, " I believe that's pronounced quiche."

[Barry Hicks]

He would have got a lot of knock-backs, but......