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Thread: Barry and his diet
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1st October 2007, 08:04 PM #1
Barry and his diet
Barry was terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five kilos."
When Barry returned a month later, he had lost nearly 15 Kilos.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
Barry nodded, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from all that skipping. said Barry.Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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1st October 2007, 08:40 PM #2
If he didn't spend so much time on jokes he could concentrate on what his Dr said.
Or was that another BarryHave a good one
Keith
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2nd October 2007, 07:53 AM #3
Same old jokes over and over -
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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2nd October 2007, 09:56 AM #4
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Old jokes
It's not the joke Rodgera, it's the way you tell it that matters.
Would you suggest we number them from one to whatever (they wouldn't make it into three figures) and then simply post a number?
How about you submitting something to tickle our funny bones?
Barry Hicks
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2nd October 2007, 11:49 AM #5
Barry I am trying, but I am just a lowly beginner, so I'll try harder.
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.