Munruben Cattle Ranch

[Allan at Wallan]

I met a bloke from Munruben the other day who
was down on his luck.

He had invested in a cattle ranch up there and called
it "The lazy, hazy, Made in Heaven, Lucky Sevens Ranch".

Unfortunately none of his 500 head of cattle
survived the branding.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Barry Hicks]

Yair Allan, good comment. Between you and I, poor John has devoloped a persecution complex.
He told me he wouldn't have the complex if he didn't know for sure we were all out to get him.

Barry Hicks

[MurrayD99]

Yair Allan, good comment. Between you and I, poor John has devoloped a persecution complex.
He told me he wouldn't have the complex if he didn't know for sure we were all out to get him.

Barry Hicks

I'm not paranoid: Who says I am?

[Allan at Wallan]

Yair Allan, good comment. Between you and I, poor John has devoloped a persecution complex.
He told me he wouldn't have the complex if he didn't know for sure we were all out to get him.

Barry Hicks

Hi Barry,
I am sure John has broad shoulders just like you
and me. We, of the warped humour variety, are
a rare breed and should be classified, (that will
no doubt draw some comments) by the National
Trust.

Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Calm]

We, of the warped humour variety, are
a rare breed and should be classified,

All right i'll play your silly game

.... rare breed and should be .........................

Allan - i dont think classified is the word you needed

keep up the good work

[bsrlee]

I think the work Calm is looking for is 'scheduled' - at lest in Police jargon from NSW - Schedules 1 & 2 of the Mental Health Act.

[munruben]

I met a bloke from Munruben the other day who
was down on his luck.

He had invested in a cattle ranch up there and called
it "The lazy, hazy, Made in Heaven, Lucky Sevens Ranch".

Unfortunately none of his 500 head of cattle
survived the branding.

Yeah, Can't win sometimes, the next day my swimming pool burnt down.

[Barry Hicks]

Yes John, and that's not the end of it. Because of the drought, the BCC has closed three lanes at the Valley pool.

Barry Hicks

[munruben]

Yes John, and that's not the end of it. Because of the drought, the BCC has closed three lanes at the Valley pool.Barry Hicks

Yeah, now theres too many people in just one lane. Thats taking water saving too far.