Happiness

[chrisb691]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes






How to make a man happy???











1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

[pawnhead]

You forgot
3. Bring beer

[chrisb691]

You forgot
3. Bring beer

I have found that I can survive without beer. Hell, I'm also willing to give up food.

[munruben]

I hope she appreciates the sacrifices you are prepared to make for her.

[wheelinround]

Isn't this why European males find it hard to leave home

[pawnhead]

I have found that I can survive without beer. Hell, I'm also willing to give up food.

You're probably better off without it anyway. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men; - gained weight - talked excessively without making sense - became overly emotional - couldn't drive - failed to think rationally - argued over nothing - had to sit down while urinating - couldn't perform sexually - and refused to apologise when wrong.
No further testing is planned.