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Thread: Laughter in court
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4th September 2007, 06:37 AM #1
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Laughter in court
I have been led to believe the following are true and were collected by court reporters in the US.
Attorney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.
Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning
Witness: He said, "Where am I Cathy?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.
Attorney: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep
he doesn't know about it until next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Attorney: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed
on dead people?
Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like
to rephrase that?
Attorney: All your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you
attend?
Witness: Oral.
Attorney: Can you describe the individual?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Attorney: Was this a male or a female?
Witness: Guess.
There are several more if you can stand them.
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