Aldo & Giovanni

[Barry Hicks]

Aldo was an enderly Italian gentleman who lived near Wallan. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Giovanni aka John who used to help him was in Munruben prison for causing people to disappear. The old man wrote a letter to his son describing his predicament.
Dear John
I am feeling badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging in the garden. I know if you were here my troubles would be over as I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love Dad.
A few days later he received a letter from his son
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where i buried the bodies.
Love John
At 4am the next day the FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologised to the old man and left.
The next day the old man received a letter from son John.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do for you under the circumstances.
Love John

[munruben]

No flies on me, But you can see where they've been
Good one Barry. Don't know what the guy from Wallan is going to say though.

[Barry Hicks]

We should be safe Allan. Victoria is a long way from Queensland. He has to get across New South Wales.

Barry Hicks

[Rodgera]

We should be safe Allan. Victoria is a long way from Queensland. He has to get across New South Wales.

Barry Hicks

yea cos theres a Whalan in NSW too!! betta be bloody careful boyho!!!

[Allan at Wallan]

I am speechless.

That ought to please a few.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[munruben]

I am speechless.

I don't believe it.

[Calm]

I am speechless.

Allan

Prayers do work. well i'll be........