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  1. 13th August 2007, 08:36 PM #1
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    Default Tip for today

    Never hire an electrician with no eyebrows.
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  2. 13th August 2007, 08:39 PM #2
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    or a builder with flat thumbs

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    never eat at a restaurant with a skinny chef
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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    Always turn down a turner who never turns up.

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    why do we always run to catch a bus or train yet have to be 3 hours early for a plane
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  6. 14th August 2007, 02:51 PM #6
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    Why is cargo moved on a ship, but a shipment is moved on a railroad car?

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  7. 17th August 2007, 04:18 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    Never hire an electrician with no eyebrows.
    I have to ask. Is this based upon personal experience?
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  8. 17th August 2007, 05:09 PM #8
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    Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

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    Why do we bank at the bank on the river bank, reading the headlines that tell we can bank on the truth of the story?
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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    Never put boiling water in a cold cup that has a crack in it.
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    Keep it nice.
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    'Don't plant your corn in the winter'
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    Don't start reading darned fool threads like this

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