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  1. 13th August 2007, 12:28 PM #1
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    Default Greyhound

    I am really happy at the moment.

    I recently paid $700 for a greyhound and whilst
    walking it, it broke from the lead and ran under
    a tram. It lost all four legs.

    But he is a good trier and has now won three
    "drag" races at Calder Raceway.

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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    YOU to the Shed..... NOW

    You have too much time on your hands.... these are getting worse
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    It's a transvestite?
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Oh dear

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    Was that the same dog that sat on a sheet of 80 grit sandpaper and went. "Ruff, ruff?"
  6. 13th August 2007, 05:17 PM #6
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    Do you know what he called him? Mat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Do you know what he called him? Mat.
    No, sorry Cliff - he was called "Bill"
    because when he was born he arrived at
    the end of the month.

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  8. 13th August 2007, 06:05 PM #8
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    Chuck him in the pool & then you can call him Bob.
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    Cliff,

    Or if he still had his legs, and he went down
    on one knee to greet me, I could have called
    him "Neil" (kneel).

    Allan

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    Doesn't matter what you call him... he ain't gonna come a-running, anyway.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Doesn't matter what you call him... he ain't gonna come a-running, anyway.
    Hey Skew,
    I entered him in the 100 metres in the last Olympics
    in the walking event.
    He was disqualified because he had a cold and his
    nose was running.

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    Dose him with laxatives and take him to the Trots?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    ...He was disqualified because he had a cold and his nose was running.....
    At least his feet wouldn't smell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    At least his feet wouldn't smell.
    Thats what his nose is for
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gra View Post
    Thats what his nose is for
    Geeze Gra..... think about it..... his nose was RUNNING what his feet normally would be doing..... struth.
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