inner peace

[soundman]

> Inner Peace
>
> I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By
> following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
inner
> peace. It read:
>
> "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."
>
> So I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.
>
> Today I have finished one bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine, a bottle
of
> Jack Daniel's, some Prozac, a small box of chocolates and a litre of gin.
>
> You have no idea how good I feel.
>

[Shane Watson]

Geez, in my place its the health food thats left unfinished...